2016-03-19 18:53
With all the talk of the forthcoming Winter Olympic Games in Torino, I thought it was time I put in an enquiry to the Great Britain Luge Association...Dear Lugers,Since I was a child I have… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
They say one of the benefits of pet ownership is that it gives you a sneak preview of the responsibilities, trials and tribulations that the raising of human children will bring. This is… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
As you may have heard by way of grapevine and comment box, I had another go at the driving test on Tuesday and failed. To my disgrace, this is the third time I've failed it. When do you eve… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Bearded tv quizpot Noel Edmonds is back:20 people open boxes with numbers in one by one.Noel gets a phone call, we don't know what is said, but he hangs up and tells us another number.Noel s… Read More
2006-02-07 09:25
I've not written anything on here but I'll be honest, I've been posting entries on some other blog sites I was experimenting with recently and they turned out to be crap. I hope you'll forgi… Read More
2005-09-02 21:07
I tend not to disclose much about myself on here, it's not that I don't trust you lot, you all seem very nice and non-axe-murderer-esque (quite a compliment, I know) it's just that there may… Read More
2005-08-30 16:55
I've been getting suspicious of the Referrers' List I display so proudly on my menu bar for a while now, at the moment it is adamant that in the past 24 hours 189 visitors have found their w… Read More
2005-08-29 07:34
I haven't been posting much lately, but not without good reason. I've become a bit crazy over channel 4's latest purchase from the other side of the pond... 'Lost'. I watched the first few e… Read More
2005-08-20 21:48
As I've previously mentioned, the only reason I started this website was so it could act as a kind of moral-support-blog for Ed's Secret Diary of Interactions, the weblog of my good friend E… Read More
2005-08-18 20:56
Maybe it's a symptom of my closet geekiness, but I really hate having to go into the city centre; so much so that before I go I make a list of what I need (in my head - I'm secretly lazy asw… Read More
2005-08-16 17:36
If one day you’re chatting to a friend or colleague and it happens to come up in conversation that they have NEVER had an all-night Bill Murray-a-thon, it’s important to deal wit… Read More
2005-08-13 13:56
I'm not an obsessive person by nature, in fact, I'm too non-chalant for my own good most of the time, but for the last year or so I've gotten myself a fixation that I can't seem to shake. A… Read More
2005-08-09 23:46
Here's something I thought was a little odd, but completely true, and not in a chain-email-you'll-die-in-a-messy-way-if-you-don't-send-this-to-twenty-people sort of way either. Real life.A f… Read More
2005-08-04 23:18
Today, the British government officially certified that I can, in theory, drive safely on the road. I stress 'in theory' because it's just my theory and hazard perception tests that I have p… Read More
2005-08-03 12:23
Yesterday Mrs. Andrew charged me with the difficult task of going into town to buy some new mugs to replenish our ailing collection. - Unsupervised! A simple task, you might think, but havin… Read More
2005-08-01 17:12
It was all going wrong for aforementioned crap-terrorist Osman Hussain (AKA Hamdi Isaac or Mickey Mouse or whatever he's calling himself today), his dreams of reaching paradise by way of a h… Read More
2005-07-30 21:05
The staunched defiance of Londoners after the recent terrorist attacks was undenyably heart-warming; no mass panic, no faffing about crying "revenge!"... I'm pleased to say that by and large… Read More
2005-07-30 21:05
To continue with a theme...another of our terrified operations manager's measures in the war on terror (confused? See previous post.) was to put a sign up above the urinals in the men's toil… Read More
2005-07-28 17:50
Today, we decorated.That is myself and Mrs. Andrew. We painted the kitchen a warm yellow to be more precise. Far warmer than the 'pale stains with grease' shade that the previous occupants o… Read More
2005-07-28 17:44
Myself and Mrs. Andrew took in yet another hypnotic episode of Ready Steady Cook this afternoon.I don't seem to derive any pleasure out of it and I never intend to watch it, I'd turned the t… Read More
2005-07-26 06:24
I was thinking that my posts might be too long. Well here's a short one, that oughta balance it out Read More
2005-07-26 06:17
This is an appeal for and on behalf of her majesty's metropolitan police, gawd bless her cotton socks.The following four men are would be Britain's most wanted, were we so uncouth to have su… Read More
2005-07-23 21:35
Not wanting to get left behind, I've finally given in and started a blog. I have been planning to start one for a while, but it was just one of those things you say you'll do, like learning… Read More
2005-07-23 21:34
I've got my page, I've got my first post, and now the final ingredient in my delicious homemade blog pie are the diners.My first idea to get the traffic flowing my way was to have 'wwww.blog… Read More
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