2008-11-08 01:06
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch. BARACK OBAMA: The… Read More
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2008-11-06 18:12
This morning I had a conference call with my three New York editors over at the Nickelodeon site as to what, exactly, I'll be doing for them over the next three weeks.Talking with younger, h… Read More
2008-11-04 22:04
I will be living, breathing, and doing little else but thinking of Thanksgiving for the next three weeks. Because I'm Martha incarnate and it takes at least fifteen days for the decoupage t… Read More
2008-10-30 14:31
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give y… Read More
2008-10-29 19:16
There is nothing like school-age drama. Nothing. Since the day my oldest started school I have witnessed the queen bees in training as they selected lucky recipients to sleep overs, or the c… Read More
2008-10-28 19:41
Well.I knew I was ready to poke my big toe back into the pool of blogging after a particularly hellish day last week that began with my toddler sneaking a sword (plastic, from Disneyland, bu… Read More
2008-08-19 00:22
I've been on a bit of a self-imposed sabbatical from blogging. My plans are to resume things...but maybe a little differently.I dunno - life, work, other writing jobs...doing the big thinki… Read More
2008-08-07 15:24
File this one under "I read this on the news and suddenly I despair for the plight of human beings who will sue/be aggressive and mean at the drop of a hat" or, just file it under "dumb."App… Read More
2008-08-07 07:00
Yesterday while on the phone with my cousin, I could hear her two kids shrieking like banshees because they share my DNA and are thus a little crazy boisterously playing. We both ignored the… Read More
2008-08-06 16:46
2008-08-01 15:20
I went over to random.org to generate the two winners of the prize and I'll be contacting lady_msnow and Jenn at Juggling Life for the two main prizes.Here are the people who won a consolati… Read More
2008-07-31 19:33
Okay everybody - there is a huge Blog Carnival going on and if you want to win a buttload of awesome prizes, go on and waste some work time pour through all of the great prizes you can win t… Read More
2008-07-29 15:58
What's the longest distance you've ever driven with your family? How did you while about the hours/days and arrive at your destination in one piece?As a former Air Force family, we are used… Read More
2008-07-28 15:41
For years I was one of those women who proudly (and loudly) stated that she would never in a million years own a minivan.A minivan? Horrors! As a younger mom whenever I thought of the offend… Read More
2008-07-25 15:34
I cannot bring myself to watch The View. The combination of Whoopi's superior air, Elisabeth's whiny Republican blather, Babwa's speech impediment, and Sherri's diarrhea of the mouth ("I've… Read More
2008-07-24 15:43
Hi all. Today I guest blogged for a friend. Due to its content, I won't be linking over to her blog, but if you're interested, and you know who Sunshine is, go on over and have a read Read More
2008-07-23 23:21
Jack was in the backseat of the car watching an old Sesame Street movie, the one where Big Bird gets lost. It was either that or his non-stop incessant shrieking that would render the neares… Read More
2008-07-22 16:04
Shred the chicken from one roasted chicken (I grab a pre-cooked one at the deli to save time and keep my kitchen cool)Dice one avocadoBlanch one (or two if you wish) ear white corn, cut kern… Read More
2008-07-21 16:49
I've been squeezing in some half days at work this summer in addition to my weekend schedule and it's been nice to have the extra adult time and income. We've basically cancelled most of our… Read More
2008-07-17 18:06
I just read the best post today over at my pal Rima's place. If anything, the title alone will grab you. As for me, today I've got nothing. I feel like a lot of things are coming to a head a… Read More
2008-07-15 19:25
8 AM: Rise to smell of coffee, wonder why I am so fatigued. Remember that daughter #2 woke in the middle of the night and threw up grilled shrimp on the guest bathroom rug.9 AM: After two lo… Read More
2008-07-14 15:22
Although the following could be a camp photo, or classroom picture - it's not. It's simply my family and my girlfriend's family (minus us and the men) getting together before the Fourth of J… Read More
2008-07-11 16:09
Today my husband is flying in a private plane, owned by a friend of his brother's, to accompany his brother home.He is being taken directly to the hospital for potentially months of physical… Read More
2008-07-10 19:14
My girls have been conducting a "camp" this week for my friends' kids. It's a way to help out a girlfriend who is strapped for childcare this week and allow another one some time to get erra… Read More
2008-07-08 16:38
For my 300th post I thought I should post something short, sweet and snarky. I also forgot to mention that you can all now reach my site by typing in getinthecar.net - soon I will have the e… Read More
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