2016-03-19 18:53
And now a tale of such astounding stupidity that it's worth bringing this site temporarily out of hibernation. One... I applied for an internal job I was perfectly suited for. I didn't hear… Read More
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(contains short works of neurotica and general abuses of sarcasm)
2016-03-19 18:53
Want to hear a funny story? Too bad… I applied for a mortgage a few months back. After much to-ing and fro-ing, the mortgage advisor finally got me a verbal approval from the bank. La… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
People keep asking me what's wrong. Why am I so unhappy lately? Why am I not my usual witty, sarcastic self? And I realised there is one stupid reason — this stupid tooth. It hurt for… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
E-mail exchange... Me: I have a dentist appointment on Thursday. Need to leave at 1430. My (possibly drunk) boss: Good time for a dentist appointment. 'Tooth hurty'. Me: Don't mock me in my… Read More
2012-02-13 19:28
Somebody in my boss's boss's boss's office came to me and asked me to come up with a plan to save money in a certain way. I spent three weeks working on it. I hit numerous roadblocks and cam… Read More
2012-01-16 21:23
He didn't. And neither did he. Nemeses need each other. If you've got a nemesis, it's your responsibility to keep them alive and battle-ready. Otherwise what's the point of you? Read More
2012-01-13 16:42
Today I have successfully: pissed off our clients; persuaded management that I’m incompetent AND requested my performance review; convinced a guy that I am desperate, cloying, annoying… Read More
2011-12-17 15:11
'Tis the season for Christmas parties and festive gatherings. And that means one thing is certain — people will be getting it on. Or at least trying to... I had my work Christmas do on… Read More
2011-12-07 12:05
My job currently involves actively collecting vast amounts of information from other people. Basically I’m asking one person in each group what his group is doing and who’s worki… Read More
2011-11-20 22:05
So... Time for an office update. A while back my boss was fired made redundant handed a big cheque and politely asked to please, very kindly go away. Given that his boss had previously left… Read More
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