2016-03-19 18:53
Sometimes it just takes a word or a phrase to make you pause…. And then pause again…. and think to yourself, “Huh?” Yesterday morning I had to go to the Post Of… Read More
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The wit, wisdom and comic styling of standup comedian Tony Calabrese.
2016-03-19 18:53
I’m writing today for the sake of writing. To try to jump start any semblance of my sense of humor.I stopped writing when I just didn’t feel the funny.I quit performing three mon… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I’ve done some pretty stupid stuff in my life. This ranks right up there.As many of you know I’m the president of a local bank. I’ve been in banking for over 30 years. In t… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
So Christmas is almost here. I’m at that part of the Christmas season where I’m trying to find that gift for my wife that she told me she doesn’t want because we’re… Read More
2009-11-19 17:28
I had given up on this blog. It’s been a challenge lately to think funny. To sum it up I’m a banker. Not a fun profession to be in right now. Both of my sons were mortgage br… Read More
2009-11-19 00:05
They say that 90% of all fatal accidents occur in the home. Usually because someone did something stupid.They don’t say anything about flesh wounds.I don’t know what’s wors… Read More
2009-11-14 01:16
“Skittle's Pool Hall, Eight Ball speaking.”“Dad?”“Anthony?”“You should not be allowed to have caller ID.”“What’s up?”“… Read More
2009-08-19 00:24
Here are two of my favorite things I’ve heard this week. The first comes from my three year old grandson John.“JOHNNNNY!!!!!”“POPPPAAAAAA!!!!!”“Hey pal d… Read More
2009-08-12 00:58
Have you ever had one of those moments where a tune or song gets stuck in your head and you just can’t get it out?Of course you have. We all have.So here’s the deal.I’m on… Read More
2009-06-17 00:15
“Hey Dad.”“Hey A.J. Hellooooo Sweetheart. Hey Alex give Poppa a hug.”“POPPAAAA!!!!!!!!!!”“Where’s mom?”“She’s at a meeting… Read More
2009-06-09 19:52
I believe it was Cher or possibly John McCain that sung, “If I could turn back time, If I could find a way…..”Well you can’t.Yesterday I found myself saying the foll… Read More
2009-04-06 19:36
I want to start out with saying that I do not read women’s magazines. If I did my head would probably explode or I would turn gay so I don’t read them… ever.My wife on th… Read More
2009-03-13 00:40
So the Girl Scout Cookies are here.Great.Just great.I bought four cases of Thin Mints. I sent them to the troops.I almost felt like enlisting.So I don’t have any Girl Scout Cookies.No… Read More
2009-03-11 23:33
We’re in March so all of my... okay... the one New Years Resolution I made is already broken. I had resolved to have an “Ab” by the end of the year but…okay…… Read More
2009-03-06 00:32
As many of you know I’ve been married for thirty one years.In a row.I’ve had many conversations with my wife over the past thirty one years and there is no way a man’s brai… Read More
2009-02-20 01:42
I’ve mentioned before that my mother-in-law is in the early stages of Alzheimer’s disease. One of the things that seems to keep her more alert or aware is when she is around her… Read More
2009-02-04 19:34
It’s been awhile so this is a long one.Everything has a beginning, middle and an end.Everything.Even this post.Well… Everything except Guiding Light.And true love.And herpes.So… Read More
2008-12-23 21:12
Merry Christmas.See.That’s not so hard to say.Merry Christmas.Two words.Merry Christmas.Two words that mean so much more than what most people think when you hear them.For some reason… Read More
2008-11-28 21:55
A lot of people complain about their in-laws but not me. Mine were the best. Angie and Adrian welcomed me into their lives even though I was this “Italian guy with long hair” t… Read More
2008-11-25 01:49
My good friend Paul, http://paulstoecklein.blogs.com/ wrote a great post titled “The Trouble With Dreams” and it reminded me of the conversation I had with my wife this morning… Read More
2008-11-15 18:37
I burnt my nipple.Boy that’s something you don’t say everyday.In order to tell the tale we must go back to the beginning.It was a dark and stormy night….Okay so I live in… Read More
2008-11-05 21:48
Last night I wept.No not because of the election results but because I lost 20 minutes of good pre election comedy material.I have four shows this week. Now I have to think up some new stuf… Read More
2008-11-01 01:15
“Hey Tone can you believe it? Japanese explorers have found proof of the “Abdominal” Snowman.”“Abominable Snowman.”“That’s what I said the Ja… Read More
2008-10-20 02:45
Menopause.Latin for “Men… think before you speak or breathe.”There’s no secret that I live in fear. Living with a woman going through menopause is like living with… Read More
2008-10-15 19:21
I’ve been so busy with running a bank, standup comedy and radio that I’ve been remiss in my writing. I was about to shut down this blog figuring I’d written enough to give… Read More
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