2016-03-19 18:53
So, I'm standing in the kitchen, at 9:30 in the morning, putting dinner in the crockpot. Like everyone else, at this point in the year, I'm feeling the time crunch now. Running through my… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
Hello everyone! I know, I know... you thought I dropped off the face of the Earth, didn'tcha? For reasons that are too long (and certainly too boring!) to explain, let's just say I took… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I’ve come to the conclusion that there is nothing more elusive than sleep. We spend so much of our (forgive me) waking life in active pursuit of it – yet it’s said that we… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Spring is sprung, the grass is riz… I wonder where my husband is?! Oh right. The GRASS. That means he’s outside. Obsessing. Some men attack spring with a battle… Read More
2007-02-21 16:45
If you’re a regular reader of Thoughts2Page, you’ll know that I get my panties in a bunch over the potential banning of a book. I have huge issues with anyone being denied the o… Read More
2007-02-03 04:01
Well, it’s here again. That day of the year that people find so abysmal… so depressing… so deplorable that they just can’t get out of bed to face it. No, no!… Read More
2007-02-03 03:51
There are many things in life that you cannot do successfully, legally – or, even, at all – without a license. We are held accountable to a higher authority for our ability to o… Read More
2007-01-30 10:32
Recently, I started asking people “What makes you shiver?” … and got such enlightened responses as, “You mean like a pee shiver???” Ummmmmm. No. There… Read More
2007-01-23 02:48
Do you have kids? You do? Did they give you your membership card yet? If not, don’t worry. If your kids are over the age of about …ohhhh… let’s say… Read More
2006-12-25 05:03
What is with some business people and their outgoing voicemail messages? Have you ever been subjected to someone’s life story, when all you really wanted to do was leave your name and… Read More
2006-12-21 21:08
When you think “Christmas,” what comes to mind? Santa Claus? Presents? Shopping? Christmas trees? Decorations? Being stuck sitting next to Awful Uncle Howard with the disgu… Read More
2006-12-10 22:50
My niece slept over at our house the other night. She’s 8. One of the things I love most about 8 year olds is their brutal honesty. She didn’t hesitate to announce “I&rs&hell…Read More
2006-12-01 04:13
At this time of year, everything gets pretty damn cheery. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! It’s just… well… predictable. The appearance of Santa, candy… Read More
2006-11-30 03:17
Now that the some of the kafuffle has died down over the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline divorce announcement, I feel more able to type those names and get on with the business of having an o… Read More
2006-11-18 04:50
In our house, we love penguins. When the girls were young, their schools would schedule trips to the nearby “Biodome,” which has a great penguin area. One of my daughters was t… Read More
2006-11-11 14:27
Let me start by saying that I’m not advocating pornography. Let me continue by saying that I am a strong follower of the “to each his own” and “live and let live&rdq&hell…Read More
2006-10-26 13:44
Early on, in my blogging days, I wrote a piece about Man Flu. In the past couple of days, I’ve (unfortunately) been inspired to write about another illness – “Mom Flu.&rdq&hell…Read More
2006-10-14 14:53
“Theirs not to reason why,Theirs but to do & die…”… Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892 “Why?” One word. A single utterance. Yet, in and… Read More
2006-10-14 14:42
Can you laugh at yourself? Be honest now. I’m not talking about a little snort of self-deprecation here. I’m talking about a full-on, no-holds-barred belly laugh… the k… Read More
2006-10-14 14:40
If you’re at all familiar with my writing, you’ve read about my Mom. She passed away in November 2004 and life since then has never been quite the same. Everyone knows that you… Read More
2006-10-02 03:50
I'd like to take a moment to thank a Blogger neighbor, "Blog of the Day Awards," for their tip of the hat on Sunday, October 1st. I appreciate the award for "Thoughts2Page" very much! A b… Read More
2006-08-30 22:33
Well, here we are again… the end of summer vacation. How I hate this time of year. Not because of the change in the weather – the nip in the morning air is rather refreshing… Read More
2006-08-18 20:51
People who know me generally say that I’m a quiet person… a polite person… a respectful person. These are, I believe, accurate – until someone dares to hurt my chi… Read More
2006-08-11 20:37
My husband makes me laugh. (I know – don’t they all, really?) He obsesses over silly things like a receding hairline or the size of his belly. He never seems to consider thing… Read More
2006-07-04 05:10
My 12 year old LOVES technology. Microsoft® Publisher is a toy for her. She uses it to create animations. She cares for virtual pets as if they were real. She kicks her family’… Read More
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