Extract from office worker's compensation claim form:Agent of the injury: DrawerHow did accident occur: Drawer fell out and landed on my footWhere was claimant injured: Foot… Read More

I’m Sorry but that’s not CoveredA client calls up his insurance agent and tells him he needs to file a claim.The agent says “Tell me what happened?”The client tells h… Read More

Signs of Your Work Indicates that you might be in the insurance industry if…1. You have sat in the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different companies.2. Your resume… Read More

Different Classification of female stages of life!The Ages Of Women 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, s… Read More

Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?A. Professional courtesy.------------------Q. What's the definition of a lawyer?A. A mouth with a life support system------------------Q. How can you tell… Read More

An insurance salesman, risk manager and a safety director are traveling in the countryside. Weary, they stop at a small country inn. “I only have two rooms, so one of you will have to… Read More

At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your te… Read More

Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After r… Read More

My Dear differential Sweet Heart,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing… Read More

Miss Jones had just given her second-grade students a science lesson. She had explained about magnets, and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question tim… Read More

Santa : When I get mad at you,you never fight back. How do you control your anger?Son : I clean the toilet bowl.Santa : How does that help?Son : I use your toothbrush!… Read More

A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport.There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his i… Read More

Question: Why did Anna Nicole Smith marry 80-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall?Answer: Because a successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend! Quest… Read More

MP Singh Job Interview Question And Answers in a Reputed Multinational Company:OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?CANDIDATE : M P. SIROFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLYCANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIROFFICER : Y… Read More

A broker, an actuary and an agent are all caught drinking smuggled liquor while staying in Saudi Arabia. Under Saudi law, simply possessing alcohol is an offence punishable by death.However… Read More

There is a huge pigeon problem in the city – pigeon droppings are everywhere and it is a real mess. The mayor tells his staffers to find a way to get rid of the pigeons forever. Many t… Read More

Mr Fairclough was driving home from Christmas shopping when, on a bend, a car coming the other way had a huge Christmas tree badly tied to the roof. "He was driving too fast and I saw the tr… Read More

An actuary and an underwriter are watching the eleven o'clock news. A story comes on involving a man on a window ledge threatening to jump.The underwriter says, “I&rsquo&hell…Read More

Here's 5 longish jokes about Insurance salesmen.1. Mr. John Mumford III, was a rich old man was dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, doctor and prea… Read More

Special Offer......1) Special offer..... . Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.Hu… Read More

Mr. John Johnson III, was a rich old man dying from a rare disease. On his deathbed, he called for his insurance agent, his doctor and his preacher:“I trusted each you my entire life… Read More

A state adopts strict new insurance self study Continuing Education requirements for its agents. The tests they now require are very difficult, can take no more than an hour to complete, and… Read More

An underwriter , an insurance agent, an old lady and a beautiful blonde find themselves together on a train. The train passes through a tunnel and in the darkness a loud slap is heard. When… Read More

Several cannibals were recently hired by a health insurance agency. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR Representative during the welcoming briefing. … Read More

Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies service.The first one said, “When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got… Read More

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed th… Read More

A couple I know enjoys getting away from their high-stress jobs in the city by spending a few weekends out camping and relaxing in their motor home.However, they often found their peace and… Read More

An ant is walking by the river. He looks at the river and says to himself, “How nice and cool this water looks! I must drink some of it.” But when he is drinking, he slips into t… Read More