2016-03-19 18:53
*whiiiiineclick*The moon is full. The holidays are upon us. And I'm feeling...a little blasphemous.Of course, Jesus might not like that I spent his day of miracles hot humping a plastic phal… Read More
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An experiment in wit with a fictional personality who has very factual and brazen opinions.
2016-03-19 18:53
FUCK CUTE LITTLE KITTENS AND BUNNIES!!!!!!...but gently, you understand, so as not to hurt them too badly. (*snicker*) Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
You know, the first post is always the hardest. You have a virginal, pristine page, one that could turn in any direction, and now you have to take this sweet virgin every so gently and… Read More
2006-03-19 08:50
Ya know, before i became the article-o-matic and then fell offline altogether, I had forgotten how fun it was to keep this journal. I may have to try again.I found a free spot to experiment… Read More
2005-02-11 18:17
Is anyone else outraged by this crap? Since when is it not okay for a 2nd grader to have a crush, or a boyfriend or girlfriend?? This isnt a new development since TV, this was going on since… Read More
2005-02-10 04:41
2005-02-07 17:28
You dont want to know how long I kept imaginary friends, or how many of them I had. Really, I see nothing wrong with them, and can even see how they'd be a part of healthy development. To me… Read More
2005-01-28 18:12
Da Vinci workshop discovered in ItalyTue Jan 25, 2005 08:16 PM GMT By Phil StewartROME (Reuters) - A forgotten workshop of Leonardo da Vinci, complete with 500-year-old frescos and a secret… Read More
2005-01-27 14:51
From the article, from the mouth of a homeless child:"If you believe within your heart you'll know/that no one can change the path that you must go./ Believe what you feel and you'll know yo… Read More
2005-01-27 14:27
Rampant stupidity strikes again. They're charging a 9 and 10 year old boy with a felony drawing, it seems.What the fuck? Has this country gone mad? Who among us hasnt drawn or even written s… Read More
2005-01-25 16:54
I've been waiting for this to happen, and am pleased that it is. I only hope no one takes it to the extreme.I would also like to see more balanced view, with the challenge to be for entire f… Read More
2005-01-20 18:53
Save the Tree Octopus!! Read More
2005-01-20 16:24
Back in Ancient Greece, prostitutes wore sandals which left the imprint "Follow Me" in the soil.What a cool idea. And how interesting, another sign that the more we change the more we stay t… Read More
2004-12-21 15:14
Well, this chould come as no shock to anybody:FDA accused of silencing Vioxx warningsBasically, people working for the FDA are saying they are facing stiff resistance to their findings when… Read More
2004-12-17 19:05
Green & MeanForget about those puny gas sippers. The hybrid in your future is all about hot-rod horsepower. How carmakers are re-engineering the clean machineBy Keith NaughtonNewsweekHyb… Read More
2004-12-17 18:57
Inheriting a MigraineCan family history be to blame for the pain in your head?By Bob TrottThe first time Heather Venning was hit by migraine, she was a high-school student in Connecticut. He… Read More
2004-12-16 15:06
Japanese 'lap pillow' offers solace to lonely men$90 pillow comes with one red and one black skirtTOKYO - Single or lonely Japanese men may get lucky this Christmas.One popular item for holi… Read More
2004-12-15 16:00
So, the seem to think Bush is a wise man. Like, the "We three kings" kind.And I'm loving this:Twin sisters deliver 2 sets of boys on same dayHeads are spinning after births by Caesarean sect… Read More
2004-12-13 14:52
Hee hee! We have [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<a [...] http://encarta.msn.com/column_ufomain_tamimhome/the_truth_about_ufos.html?gt1>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw… Read More
2004-10-06 13:27
These were funded and researched in the scientific community. No shit.Fish Flatulance:Researched by the Scottish Association for Marine Science and Sweden's National Board of Fisheries seper… Read More
2004-09-17 15:10
Oh great. So the Roe plaintiff in the old Roe vs Wade case that legalized abortion is a goddamned born again christian and is fighting to have the old ruling she helped set up overturned. An… Read More
2004-09-15 14:03
Well, fuckin good for them!! Problem being...bets on them losing?Fuck.Tribe uses war dance against Calif. damExpanding the site could destroy sacred areasThe Associated PressUpdated: 9:11 a… Read More
2004-09-15 13:56
Oh gee, what are the finding? Only that this whole "class system" of rich and poor in this country, and especially our utter contempt and refusal to help the poor is actually causing us harm… Read More
2004-09-07 13:00
Oh goody, here we go again. What strikes me is that back when cassettes were all the rage, no one in the industry seemed to care about those little bootlegged tapes. These days it seems reco… Read More
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