2014-05-28 10:00
Again, I don’t believe in these things but someone sent it to me so here goes. 1st. Get PEN and PAPER 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU A… Read More
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Comedy, entertainment, celebrity gossip, random musings and lots of funny videos and pictures from comedian, author and radio star Joanna Ryde!
2014-05-27 10:00
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2014-05-25 10:00
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it suppo… Read More
2014-05-24 10:00
A bloke decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see… Read More
2014-05-23 10:00
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Leading… Read More
2014-05-22 10:00
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2014-05-21 10:00
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself… Read More
2014-05-20 10:00
Three couples on holiday in Spain around the hotel breakfast table: An American couple, an English couple and a couple from Dublin. The American man says to his wife "Pass the honey… Read More
2014-05-19 10:00
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO… Read More
2014-05-18 10:00
I don’t normally believe in all this crap but I’m bored! ---------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows… Read More
2014-05-17 10:00
Dear IT Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two… Read More
2014-05-16 10:00
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old… Read More
2014-05-15 10:00
This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters. (The terroris… Read More
2014-05-14 10:00
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2014-05-13 14:00
Oxegen 2013 was the first festival I ever went to so I decided to get some advice beforehand from an old pro. Mark Graham was the first person I interviewed way back at the Irish Conker Cham… Read More
2014-05-13 12:00
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours… Read More
2014-05-12 14:00
I love Donal Skehan. He’s the type of fella you could bring home to your mammy, although my mammy would probably eat him up, him and his food. He makes some lovely things, not that I&r&hell…Read More
2014-05-12 10:00
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on ou… Read More
2014-05-11 14:00
I’ve always enjoyed beating people up so you can imagine how excited I was to learn that I was going to take part in Hapkido which is some form of martial art from Korea or one of thos… Read More
2014-05-11 10:00
Number One Idiot: I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter… Read More
2014-05-10 14:00
When the weather is nice in Ireland everyone makes for the beach straight away and myself and Trish were out there faster than you could say “bunking off work” which we weren&rsq&hell…Read More
2014-05-10 10:00
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2014-05-09 21:38
Here’s the running order for the Eurovision final. Looking forward to it! Will be cheering on San Marino coz Ireland is out! I love an underdog! 1. Ukraine 2. Belarus 3. Azerbaij… Read More
2014-05-09 14:00
I am a HUGE Ke$ha fan so while I decided to pay a visit to her concert in the Marquee in Cork and I’m delighted I did. She was brilliant. She came out on stage with her mother dressed… Read More
2014-05-09 12:00
I had to include this mainly coz it’s HILARIOUS! Dana International won for Israel back in 1998 and that meant the following year the competition took place in Jerusalem. Now when she… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Now before you ask, Celebrity Big Brother isn’t on. This is just the next one in my list of podcasts and I’m far too lazy to make them all fit in with things that are going on in… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
They try very hard the French. The last few years they’ve been sending some of their biggest songs with pretty decent songs and keep ending up near the bottom. I woudn’t mind but… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
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2006-06-07 11:16
Ah this was fun. I remember I abused LOADS of people in the pub one night by shoving a microphone in their faces when they were trying to enjoy a night out. Granted, I couldn’t use hav… Read More
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