2016-03-19 18:53
Dear Loyal Readers,Ugh! I have been dreading writing this letter and, as I type, I am crying so hard I can barely breathe.In December, I entered rehab for alcoholism. The difficulty that led… Read More
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Confessions of a would-be queen, forcibly ripped from her homeland, who struggles day to day to make her adopted surroundings worthy of her and the pedigree to which she clings.
2016-03-19 18:53
I see pictures on the interwebs showing children on their first day of school and I feel gypped. These kids look happy with their backpacks, boarding a big, yellow babysitter. I am home scho… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Hint: Look behind the shower curtain Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
2011-07-19 21:30
In the throes of brushing ecstasy. Read More
2011-06-07 16:54
Sometimes you need help from the experts.Even though I have a husband, I need tomaintain the health of my dating life! Read More
2011-06-02 23:21
So what if my husky and sturdy bootie causes an eclipse! Read More
2011-05-30 16:32
The Agent: Kukka-Maria! What happened to this new bag of food I just bought for you!Me: I'm sorry...huh?The Agent: This torn up bag of food! THIS one! What happened?Me: Funny story. Well, no… Read More
2011-05-29 18:21
Pink paw pads peek out,Sleep never interrupted.A lazy Sunday Read More
2011-05-28 18:52
Brach is such a tease! He will act as if he wants a squillion scritches,then will walk under The Agent's hand once...and done.Meanwhile, I want a squillion scritches and am willing t… Read More
2011-05-23 19:38
Announcer: Hello and welcome to America's favorite game show, REAL...OR...FAKE®! Please welcome your host, Kukka Winkindale!Kukka: HIDEY HO, EVERYONE! We, at REAL...OR...FAKE&r&hell…Read More
2011-05-21 20:10
Uncle Cooper blocked.Brach and I trapped him. Dumb dog.He was very scared.Brach and I laughed hard!Brach on one side, me...other.Cooper was trembling.He barked for his mom;She was do… Read More
2011-05-21 02:20
Welcome to "MANIPULATION 101," your comprehensive guide to managing and controlling your human. I am your instructor and world-renown expert in human manipulation, Empress Kukka-Maria.Today… Read More
2011-05-17 00:09
What a crazy weekend! Who knew that buying property, building houses and hotels and bankrupting my friends would be such a heady experience!It was!After fielding phone calls all day Saturday… Read More
2011-05-16 21:55
2011-05-16 21:16
So, the Agent is staying with her parents for awhile and brought us from our castle to theirs last week. Remember when I spoke of Uncle Cooper? Remember that he is a DOG?!The first night was… Read More
2011-04-02 02:56
So...we've come to this.The Agent has decided that, if anyone wants to know what I have to say (assuming I am able to get to a fucking computer), they should point to http://felinesovereign… Read More
2010-11-06 19:46
WHO YOU CALLIN' OLD?!by Kukka-MariaThe Agent used to be consistent with the food she provided. While trying to pinch pennies in the last many months, she has switched it up. Every week, she… Read More
2010-10-21 00:54
Is this thing on? Read More
2010-06-19 01:43
Every once in awhile, The Agent will unleash what she believes to be the most current and cool "kitty slang."Tonight, for example, it was, "Yo, Kukka...are you going to get in the Litter B?… Read More
2010-05-13 13:01
The Agent has already disbanded my Facebook Fan Club!Skank.She said that, as the Administrator, she was giving up her too much of her anonymity as she was suddenly having to manage a bunch o… Read More
2010-05-10 21:17
Yeah, I did it. Screw Catster (on a side note, I totally love you and don't know why I would write something contrary)!I'm going to now reside on Facebook (I'm not going to delete my blog, b… Read More
2010-04-30 21:33
Today, The Agent was at her parents' (our grand-dude's) house and came upon a visitor. He explained that he, his wife, and 4-year-old daughter had rescued a kitten from the shelter.And, then… Read More
2010-04-23 17:20
So, The Agent has realized the longest and most successful relationship she has had, in her adult-life, has been with me.I KNOW, right? This is cause for celebration, not a pity party!She ha… Read More
2010-04-17 03:16
He came to stay with us on Jan 11, 2010. Granted, we've had our issues (mostly Brach, as he has been traumatized by the youthful Sabi attacking him), but we're sort of sad he's actually goin… Read More
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