2016-03-19 18:53
Have you seen any of these items?YOTK has taken a necessary hiatus following the loss of two stuffed bears, a toy ship and a globe -- taken from YOTK HQ in Pawhuska on May 6, 2006. All new j… Read More
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2006: Year Of The Knock Blog
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We are creating one new knock-knock joke for every day of 2006. A new theme each week. FOR YOU.
2016-03-19 18:53
Knock knockWho's there?KomsomolskKomsomolsk who?Kom-som-olsk-ary guys with bloodied fangs over by Lenin Square – better take Marx Prospect back home Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Knock knockWho's there?NikolaevskNikolaevsk who?Niko-laevs?k--an it be true? That ol' geezer died two years ago this very night! Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Knock knockWho's there?SeverobaikalskSeverobaikalsk who?Sever-o-Baikal-skrape it! meant to say, sever-o-JACKAL's head if you want to kill it – dagger jabs won't do nuthin'; sorry, this… Read More
2006-05-06 16:08
Knock knockWho's there?KomsomolskKomsomolsk who?Kom-som-olsk-ary guys with bloodied fangs over by Lenin Square – better take Marx Prospect back home Read More
2006-05-06 16:07
Knock knockWho's there?NikolaevskNikolaevsk who?Niko-laevs?k--an it be true? That ol' geezer died two years ago this very night! Read More
2006-05-04 07:11
Knock knockWho's there?SeverobaikalskSeverobaikalsk who?Sever-o-Baikal-skrape it! meant to say, sever-o-JACKAL's head if you want to kill it – dagger jabs won't do nuthin'; sorry, this… Read More
2006-05-03 07:11
Knock knockWho's there?SakhalinSakhalin who?Sakh-a-Len's body parts here! Looks like we're too late to save Len from the cyclops. Damn one-eyed beasts from Heck! Read More
2006-05-02 05:44
Knock knockWho's there?BaikalBaikal who?Baik-l go fast, sure. But it can't outrun a hobgoblin on a scooter Read More
2006-05-01 07:39
Knock knockWho's there?TyndaTynda who?Tynda be a lot of silver shops around here... must be a werewolf problem... better stock up on bullets Read More
2006-04-30 07:15
Knock knockWho's there?YakutskYakutsk who?Yakutsk your hand on a broken vodka bottle and the blood'll attract evil centaurs Read More
2006-04-29 05:54
Knock knockWho's there?Wilt's 1000Wilt's 1000 who?Wilts 1000 dollars really help your long-term savings at this point? I'd advise investing it into a long-term mutual fund Read More
2006-04-28 06:30
Knock knockWho's there?NicholsonNicholson who? Nichols'on dimes, my friend, that's all this counseling costs if you consider the money you'll earn from the stocks Read More
2006-04-27 12:28
Knock knockWho's there? Pat RPat R who?Pat R shoulder if you want, but it's really you who are going to get yourself out of this financial hole you're in Read More
2006-04-26 05:07
Knock knockWho's there?RambisRambis who?RAMBis your key to understanding the Bible. READ, ACKNOWLEDGE, MEMORIZE, BELIEVE Read More
2006-04-25 05:29
Knock knockWho's there?KareemKareem who?Kareem on your sores may not help... that looks like something you'll need to see a doctor who specializes in STDs Read More
2006-04-25 05:28
Knock knockWho's there? Phil JPhil J who?Phil jealous if it helps, feel angry! It's perfectly healthy to respond to your conflicted feelings! Having a SO leave you for another person is a ha… Read More
2006-04-23 10:03
Knock knockWho's there?KobeKobe who?Kobeng with a pet loss can be almost as tragic as a loss to your (human) family... give it time Read More
2006-04-21 19:02
Knock knockWho's there?Lemon SongLemon Song who?Lemons-ong* my carrot patch? Let's go scare 'm off, guys? Those damn rodents will eat a week's worth of meal in one day!!* Lemmings on Read More
2006-04-21 07:47
Knock knockWho's there?BonzoBonzo who?Bonz-o between the rabbit and the carrot is as old as the wind and as big as the sky that oversees it Read More
2006-04-21 07:47
Knock knockWho's there?Dig grassDig grass who?Dig grass a second, let's... you're saying 'Presence' is a stronger effort than 'III'? You're nuts Read More
2006-04-19 06:38
Knock knockWho's there?'Trampled Underfoot''Trampled Underfoot' who?Greg – happened over at the carriage crossingNote: Because of the graphic nature of this knock-knock joke, we have s… Read More
2006-04-18 08:19
Knock knockWho's there?Rob PlantRob Plant who?Rob Plants from Farmer Miller and you're likely to catch buck-shot in the rump Read More
2006-04-17 13:37
Knock knockWho's there?Hop Hop who?Hop over to the Misty Mountains for some custard pie Read More
2006-04-17 13:34
Knock knockWho's there?Hind legHind leg who?Hindleg-burg disaster in 1937 killed 36 people but no rabbits Read More
2006-04-16 15:20
Knock knockWho's there?Hook one? Hook one who?Hoo(k) won the Pulitzer in 76? Maybe ask Albert, he'll know Read More
2006-04-13 18:55
Knock knockWho's there?Ivy League [Door slams... then at next house]Knock knockWho's there?Ivy LeagueUm... Ivy League WHO?I vy-lea g(ue)ot a big fish this time! Probly another bass Read More
2006-04-13 18:54
Knock knockWho's there?Gilroy Gilroy who?Gil royly feels weird when you put your finger up it Read More
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