2014-01-06 23:25
Alright kiddos. After being a workaholic with Ecofab Arts for the last 6+ months and basically being Ms. No-Fun, I have decided to come back to BB and visit all my snarky friends at th… Read More
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2013-07-03 01:30
Hello young ones. I am back, if only for a bit. I’ve received a few emails over the last few few weeks with people speculating on just what had happened to me. Here were a few of the g… Read More
2013-05-16 18:35
Hello young ones.
It’s May 16th and almost been a month since I’ve been here. It’s apparent now that for the time being at least I just can’t seem to get everything d… Read More
2013-04-24 20:47
It seems I just can’t keep a promise. It’s once again been two weeks since I’ve been here. However, April is one of our two busiest months of the year, festival-wise, and I… Read More
2013-04-10 13:24
Hello young ones.
Forgive me, it’s been 2 weeks since my last confession.
Posting.
How time flies when you’re semi- crazy; but in fact I kinda sorta had a couple of good reasons… Read More
2013-03-25 17:03
Saturday was abysmal.
The weather was unpleasant, we had a bad event and I had an ear ache. I hit the trifecta! I haven’t had an earache since Methusala was a child. I didn’t eve… Read More
2013-03-20 18:08
Happy Wednesday kiddos.
I hope all has been well with you all. Some of you may have realized I haven’t been around visiting as of late. My absence wasn’t by choice, just necessit… Read More
2013-03-13 16:38
I started this a few days ago and was going to wait to post it; but after getting a couple of emails from friends asking if I’d dropped off the face of the earth, decided I should post… Read More
2013-02-26 18:34
I read a horrific headline today-“18 killed as hot air balloon explodes“.
That’s just awful for sure; and although I don’t know with 100% certainty, but in my experie… Read More
2013-02-21 21:51
Ah spring is here, at least in Houston and in NYC spring means Fashion Week–the week when all the fashionistas see what the designers say they MUST be wearing this spring, lest they be… Read More
2013-02-18 17:43
I heard about something the other day but dismissed it as impossible. I know that flying has changed a lot the last few years. People don’t “dress” to fly anymore. Not all… Read More
2013-02-14 17:39
Happy Valentines Day young ones.
I hope Cupid found you wherever you are; and if he didn’t please remember that as Scarlett O’Hara says:
When we were first married Valentine&rsqu&hell…Read More
2013-02-04 14:53
Happy Monday. Or is it still Sunday?
Feels like Sunday. I haven’t been to bed yet.
Literally.
Amanda called about 9:30 last night in a lot of pain. I feared she had another kidney ston… Read More
2013-02-01 17:00
Gizmo died last night.
We had him at the vet yesterday. He said that Giz had developed a heart murmur and had prescribed Enalapril for him. He said the new meds wouldn’t cure it of cou… Read More
2013-01-29 17:37
Hello young ones. I hope this finds everyone well.
I’m doing OK. My hand is still swollen and sore; but my carpal tunnel symptoms in my right hand seem to be getting better. I ge… Read More
2013-01-25 16:15
Well it’s Friday, only 1 more day in pain; and one more day with a fucked up ring finger. Of course it wasn’t always that way, fucked up that is; but I made the mistake of using… Read More
2013-01-21 16:24
As anyone who knows me know I have been somewhat unhappy with my boobage for awhile.
Years in fact.
Of course it wasn’t always that way.
In my 20’s I loved my girls; and in fact… Read More
2013-01-18 17:05
Tomorrow is the last big event before my carpal tunnel surgery in 8 days, so as you can imagine I’m really busy right now. I painted almost all of yesterday, just taking the occasional… Read More
2013-01-16 05:34
Welcome to wordless Wednesday… Read More
2013-01-14 19:40
Hello young ones. I hope the weekend was good for you. Ours was mixed. Saturday was drove to BFW, an hour away, to set up in Brenham, TX (home to Blue Bell Ice Cream). It shoulda been good&n&hell…Read More
2013-01-09 00:19
I realize it’s not Jan 1st anymore, the official day for making a fresh start, however I find the need to make a fresh start. And for those who have been with me for awhile know what I… Read More
2013-01-03 00:29
Now sure if this was on where you live but here in Houston there was a Twilight Zone marathon on the other day.
When I was a kiddo, Twilight Zone was a big deal. At our house we watched it… Read More
2012-12-31 19:28
Hello Young Ones!
Well tonight is THE big party night of the year, if you believe all the hype that is.
If you exclude discussions of the fiscal cliff and all of the mayhem in world, the onl… Read More
2012-12-28 20:07
Well it’s Dec.28th and here in Houston things are getting back to normal. People are back at work, the Buddah clocks and singing bass have thankfully been returned and family mem… Read More
2012-12-21 18:07
If you’re full of the holiday spirit I suggest you stop reading right now and come back later.
I am pissed.
And depressed.
And I don’t know exactly what else, but happy isn&rsquo&hell…Read More
2012-12-17 19:05
I don’t know what’s been on TV where you are; but all that’s been on here is coverage of the horrific tragedy in CT. I sat and watched it transfixed for at least 5 hours st… Read More
2012-12-14 18:51
I just heard that Anderson Cooper, CNN anchor and former object of desire for many women, (now object of desire for many men, after recently coming out as gay) proclaimed that he only washes… Read More
2012-12-10 17:48
I always thought the Grinch was made up.
Alas, it is not so.
I know because I met him, Saturday night.
He doesn’t look like this–
He really looks like this–
Saturday nig… Read More
2012-12-06 17:52
Ho ho ho. I hope this finds all of you not already too totally crazy with holiday preparations.
Personally, I’ve done almost nothing yet when it comes to that; we’re too busy bei… Read More
2012-12-03 15:25
Which are you?
Which are you?
No surprise here I’m a dog friend Read More
2012-11-30 15:21
I was sick as a dog yesterday.
I truly do not know what was inside me. Doug was out of town for a few hours and I got sick with a headache, throwing up and the shakes- violent shakes t… Read More
2012-11-28 15:10
I wrote this late last night while trying to decompress-
Sweet Jesus, my hands are killing me; and that is the truth. The pains move about. Sometimes they shoot out my fingers like Spiderman… Read More
2012-11-26 17:57
Happy Monday kiddos.
I hope this finds you all well and fully awake after your post Thanksgiving comas.
On TG day Doug, myself, Nate and Amanda all went over to Evelyn’s house. We had… Read More
2012-11-24 14:52
It’s small business Saturday!
Please remember your local artisans and merchants today.
We’re the spices of your shopping Read More
2012-11-19 21:00
Well it’s the Monday before Thanksgiving. For most people that means the next three days will be crazy busy.
If you’re not traveling then you have a ton to do:
First there’… Read More
2012-11-15 05:14
Hello young ones.
I am back. (Sorry if any of you lost money in the pool betting on my demise.)
There has been a lot going on; however I really don’t want to go into a lot of explanati… Read More
2012-11-02 16:32
I must admit something:
I cannot wait for the election to be over.
Seriously.
I want it to be over more than I’d want a yeast infection to be over.
Does that make me a bad American?
Do… Read More
2012-10-31 14:37
Happy Halloween young ones!
Today is THE day!- my absolute fav holiday by far!
When else can you dress absolutely any way you want without people looking at you like your nutso?
It’s a… Read More
2012-10-23 16:32
Obviously, some of us have had a hard time getting going this morning.
Those guys just can't party like they used to.
Doug stayed up late last night looking at stuff online and wasn’t… Read More
2012-10-19 13:39
It’s Friday kiddos; but then I suppose everyone already knows that.
We’ve got a two-day event this weekend so for the rest of today I’ll be really busy. We’re debutin… Read More
2012-10-15 15:20
It’s Monday and I can’t seem to get my oars synced; so here I sit in my boat, going round and round in circles- (not that’s that a big surprise for anyone who comes here re… Read More
2012-10-09 01:15
Hello young ones. I hope all has been well with you. I hope no one has been offended that I haven’t popped by to say hi.
I haven’t been around to see anyone- anywhere.
There were… Read More
2012-09-29 14:32
Hello young ones. I hope the week has treated you well.
We were supposed to be set up at a pretty big event outside today.
Emphasis on the word “were”.
As luck would have it, and… Read More
2012-09-27 05:15
Today is my friend’s birthday.
Her name is Fishducky.
She’s like the fun older sister that I never had, but wanted to.
She’s been everywhere and done lotsa stuff that I&rsq&hell…Read More
2012-09-25 21:02
Last week I went in to see Dr. Anaconda.
I got the big squeeze, AKA I got my yearly mammogram.
No one, unless they’re a masochist, looks forward to it.
How could they?
As every woman k… Read More
2012-09-20 12:56
Well enough about sex for now.
Now on to something rated PG, but rated E for exciting.
This is the alpine coaster in Mierdes, Austria.
(Make sure to watch it full screen.)
Here’s the l… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
This post is NOT for the faint of heart! Aleta, skip this. This is about SEX!! SEX I TELL YOU! SEX! So for anyone not wanting to be shocked and shaken, pls come back next time. I promise it… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Hello young ones. I sure hope all of you have been able to keep warm through this bizarro winter we all seem to be enduring right now. How cold has it been even here in normally balmy Housto… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
If you are sensitive or easily offended pls read no further– AKA, Aleta, this is not for you. I’ll have something much more family friendly soon. In the meantime… Hi-ho yo… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Wow, how time flies. It’s been months and months since I’ve been here. The other day I realized just how much I missed it and all the friends I’ve made here. I do enjoy Fac… Read More
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