A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.''One Cent?' the man exclaimed.He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy… Read More

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum pow… Read More

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Bob about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.Bob had the largest private part he had ever seen!'I'm sorry Mr… Read More

A middle-aged couple had three beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a… Read More

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.The man hurriedly dressed an… Read More

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspic… Read More

... but isn't it strange to have your pet dog sitting behind a bike? Read More

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation."What's the matter?" he was asked.He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry… Read More

Another 'The End of The World' had come and gone.That's good, I guess.But what do I do with these now?Photo from http://www.randomthink.net/misc/ebay/I hope these expiry dates will outlast t… Read More

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son… Read More

Given the soaring prices of petrol, I'm surprise they haven't already started using cows.Go Green! Read More

Your hair looks funny.WHAAAAAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! Read More

YO!Doong Doong Doong Doong-doong Doong Doong.Doong Doong Doong Doong-doong Doong Doong ...Ice, ice doggy. Ice, ice doggy Read More

I don't think the video is meant to be funny. But I did have a hearty laugh at the end of it. Not really sure why though.Perhaps it's the bouncy music that made me keep expecting a man with… Read More

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'I said, 'WH… Read More

It is a job that needs to be done. Go ahead Read More

A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."~A husband, while on a business trip to a… Read More

See me not. See me not. See me not. See me not Read More

How you want to drink your soup?Either way, fine by me. Just don't make a mess on the table. OK, Reese? Read More

I laughed my head off with this one. Hope you would like it too.Enjoy!Ready. Set. Bang!Stride, stride, stride - jump!Oops, almost fell.Stride, stride, stride - jump!Damn, again?Stride, strid… Read More

Chair - four legged, with a stable, raised surface to rest our buttocks on.Chair - Redefined Read More

Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it beco… Read More

Sexy bitch!Literally Read More

I'm not a fan of American Idols, which claims to be the biggest sensation in tv since ... tv.But back in 2009, in its eighth season, which in the final it pitted a gay guy against a straight… Read More

It started with "Once upon a time", and ended with a kiss between the prince and the princess and a "Happily ever after". What's next?Sex, of course. It's only natural. After all, the blesse… Read More