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A blog about a happy go lucky little dachshund named Baxter and sometimes his crafty mom :)
Find Me Again, My Little Friend
2024-01-22 15:30
This past year has been a bit of a roller coaster in tiny chumley’s real and aging life, the looming clouds of darkness gathering, despite all our efforts to keep them away.  Our… Read More
Today I Am Seventeen
2023-12-12 17:43
hee hee ooooOOOOooooOooo! hey hey, mom, hurry up and put it down here where a wolf can see already!oooo, made with teeny weenies and thrifted vintagey goodness.finest quality, superior workm… Read More
Puffy Jacket Weather :)
2023-11-14 15:35
tiny chumley’s aging little body has been reminding us both to appreciate our time together a little more, and so, despite the many things we could and should be doing, we find ourselv… Read More
Nopies Nopies Nopiesrazzi:)
2023-10-24 12:44
well, mom, it is mostly because i am a grown up ferocious wolf now, and ferocious wolves are rarely captured on film. but today can be an exception if u make it snappy, and maybe give me a s… Read More
A Tomato A Day Brings The Shark To Bay :)
2023-09-11 11:50
The  little dachshund was very excited. Not only did he and his best toyfriend duk duk convince their mom to have a spookyween doot in early October, but his tiny tomato farm had produc… Read More
First Last :)
2023-08-16 11:30
the little dachshund spied the delicious tiny cherry tomato in his meal bowl. “o luckee me!” he squealed with glee. “a tiny tomato picked fresh from the garden!  the p… Read More
Weird Science :)
2023-07-28 11:30
well, i know we have the dvds but it just seemed easier to buy and stream it all, what with, um, well, u know, what with project baloney cheesevds having been prematurely and, if i might say… Read More
Some Kind Of Wonderful :)
2023-07-19 11:30
well, i guess what with my ferocious fur suit and it being a feels like over one hundred degree day, a wolf can stay inside. but mom, promise me u will check on the poopie snake museum. i be… Read More
Big Bada Boom
2023-07-05 11:30
A few insanely loud, house shaking, seemingly professional grade firework booms a few years back have caused tiny chumley to be little less predictable when it comes to days like yesterday… Read More
Crash Test Dummies :)
2023-06-26 11:30
hee hee, hurry up and get your smelly butt down here, duk duk! we still have to grease the ramp and our new crash rail and we still have to test the prototype uknowwhats filled with uknowwha… Read More
Super Luckee Day  :)
2023-06-21 11:30
the little dachshund squealed with glee. “a strawberry bigger than my nose and toes? why today is definitely my most super luckee day!!”  :) Content copyright 2015 by k… Read More
Unloaded Question :)
2023-06-12 11:30
well, when u say pooped in the bedroom, could u be more specific as to which bedroom and also specify exactly where? and by just, do u mean in the last five minutes or the last four hours? i… Read More
All For One And One For All :)
2023-06-05 11:30
the little dachshund could hardly believe his eyes. “omg,” the little dachshund exclaimed to his mother as he stared at the silver basket placed before him, “our very first… Read More
Vitanixed :)
2023-05-26 11:30
…and that, mom, is why u should never hide  poopie snakes in a blender. um, what do u mean how do i know that? Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Res… Read More
Me Before U Except After We :)
2023-05-19 11:30
pssst! mom, if we have a snackie while dad is in the bathroom then it really would not count as a snackie and then, u know, when he gets back, we can have second first snackies  :)&nbsp&hell…Read More
Sneaking :)
2023-05-15 11:30
  “sneaking up can be hard to do,” said the little dachshund.  “but all u have to do, really, is keep your eyes on the prize and quietly put one ferocious paw in… Read More
Tgidiscofriyay :)
2023-05-12 11:30
well, why not double snackies tonitey nite?tgidiscofriday will start after u and dad go to bed and me and duk duk will need all the energy we can get 2 robot the nite away :) Content co… Read More
Fire And Cheese :)
2023-05-05 12:01
seriously, mom, can u please stop calling me baby chocolata con queso y cheese? it doesn’t even make any sense. and besides, baby chocolatte con fuego y olor sounds way better. :)Conte… Read More
The Poundlings :)
2023-05-03 11:30
well, i would sneak up on him, like this. and then i would chomp his smelly butt. and he would go quack quack quacky quack and drop all the gummy worms. and then i would pound him and he wou… Read More
Innocent Until Proven Smelly :)
2023-05-01 11:30
um, nopies, mom. i have no idea who pooped on the hall rug. i was just here enjoying a nice rainy sunday afternoon nap with dad. but, well… now that i stink i mean think about it, dad… Read More
Walk This Way :)
2023-04-24 11:30
hee hee, follow me, mom, and i will show u the site of me and duk duk’s new super sized poopie snake museum!  :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserve… Read More
A Very Fun Day :)
2023-04-18 00:09
The little dachshund had such a fun day that he hardly made it onto his blankie before he fell asleep. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind… Read More
Happily Ever After On You :)
2023-04-12 11:30
mom, u know, we have been watching this show for over sixteen hours now and i was pretty sure that ri jeong-hyeok and yoon se-ri would end up together but there have been so many twists and… Read More
Well Considered :)
2023-03-31 11:30
hmmmmmm….hmmmmmmmm…nopies, mom. i cannot think of a reason at all for why u cannot share at least half your bowl of popcorn with me. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia… Read More
The Ice Cream Cometh :)
2023-03-27 11:30
justh a thittle tatht of your ith kweam, pweeth? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http… Read More
The Cassiceps Strain
2023-03-24 11:30
wait, cassie pooped here, in my backyard? when?!?!!?Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit htt… Read More
Wile E Wolfote :)
2023-03-20 11:30
i can too still help u make holes, mom. just let me and duk duk order some tnt and we can make all the holes u want. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please… Read More
Sidecar Silly :)
2023-03-13 11:30
mom? mom! i know u cannot watch me on account of u driving and all but try to listen and figure out what sort of ferocious animal i am. ready? okay. rawwwwwwwwr! rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr… Read More
Later Later :)
2023-03-08 13:52
well, how about a snackie now, and a snackie later? and a snackie later later, too?  :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not re… Read More
Bridge Over The Slobber High
2023-03-03 12:41
eek! cassie! i said stand still! just, please, do not move for three seconds so i can go tell dad something very important. uno…dos… ew, slobber pile! ……tres… Read More
Bowled Over :)
2023-03-01 12:30
sheesh! cassie, this is only like the eleventyzillionth time i’ve had to tell you. look at all this slobber! not to mention all the cooties. now it is gonna take forever for me to deco… Read More
Higher Education:)
2023-02-27 12:30
aw great. mom, is it too late for me and duk duk to goto college and live on campus? Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost wit… Read More
Secret Thumbs :)
2023-02-24 12:30
“i do too have thumbs,” said the little dachshund to his best toyfriend, duk duk. “four really, or two pairs. one pair u can see just by looking at me and my ferocious paws… Read More
Tiny Tomato Plans :)
2023-02-22 12:30
hee hee, beep beep! beep beep! ooo looky!what do we have here? i see kale and i see thyme and i see coleus!  but where are all my - hmm one, two, pee, four, five - there are only s… Read More
Thunnier Hwith Thungue :)
2023-02-20 12:30
hwell thure it hwould hwork, hmom.   hthee? a bonathide porthrait hgood hfor hany denominathon currenthee or coinath. honly thunnier hwith thungue :) Content copyright 20… Read More
Goody Goody Fun Drops :)
2023-02-10 12:30
o goody! i was just stinking i mean thinking i have been a really good wolfie lately.  it is nice to finally be recognized for all a ferocious wolf’s conscious efforts to - wait&h&hell…Read More
Scentimental:)
2023-02-03 12:30
o, well, it is only about this long.  but, u know, with all the rain we have been having, me and duk duk really need 2 save it. for, u know, scentimental reasons. so, yeppies, that is w… Read More
Triangle Head
2023-01-30 13:53
um, no kissies on my ears please, mom. a wolf is in surveillance mode :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper… Read More
Hiney Hiney Ho :)
2023-01-27 12:30
the little dachshund realized that though he had always admired elephants with their long long snooty noses, he much preferred his long long tail, and his wonderful smelly smelly tooty noise… Read More
This Is The Way :)
2023-01-16 12:30
well, mom, a wolf is not begging really. because everybuddy knows the first popcorn bowl of the new year has 2 be shared with everyone, especially ferocious wolves. it is the only way to gua… Read More
Tiny Winter Tomato :)
2023-01-11 14:14
the little dachshund spied the tiny tomato. hee hee, the little dachshund thought, even though it is winter and it is impossible for tiny tomatoes to grow outside, my mother thinks i think t… Read More
Red Blankie :)
2023-01-04 12:30
well, i was stinking i mean thinking u could sew a secret snackie pocket on my new blankie here, on this tree, in the shape of a tree, so, u know, it is a secret. :) Content copyright 2… Read More
Goodbye 2022 / Smello 2023 :)
2023-01-02 12:30
Wait, how many years has it been since tiny chumley and I started this blog? About fifteen, if my lazy math is right. A decade and a half.  So much has happened in our lives, so much wi… Read More
December 26th :)
2022-12-26 12:30
hee hee hee, santa really outdid himself this year. butt, i wonder if maybe he accidentally gave mom and dad something he really meant 4 me. i mean, nobuddy but santa knows a ferocious… Read More
Christmas List
2022-12-21 12:30
see mom? like this. in just four days when u n dad i mean santa brings me my hover craft, not only can u kiss me on the forehead without bending over, but i will finally be able to poop in t… Read More
Ferociouser :)
2022-12-19 12:30
what? no, mom, seriously. here, let me help…rawwwr! okay, which one? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost with… Read More
Thilly :)
2022-12-14 13:25
thufferin thuccothath! hee hee, thee? wonth thoo thart, thoo canth thtop! he thaw theethaws hby the theethore. i could hdo thith all thay! Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All… Read More
Today I Am Sixteen :)
2022-12-12 12:30
hee hee o m g! my birthday crown is even better than i imagined! it is so incredibly ferocious! i am sure mom will not mind if a wolf tries it on before everybuddy gets here. hee h… Read More
All Is Bright And Usually Funny :)
2022-11-28 21:47
rawwwwr!  rawwwwr!  rawwwwwr!what?? mom, u know i cannot help it anymore. i’m a wolf not puppy.  plus, the holidays can always use a little more merry merry rawwr rawwr… Read More
Happy Stinksgiving:)
2022-11-24 16:28
hee hee, now that we have the hang of this thing, duk duk, we can make gazillions and paste them everywhere!! u know, it really is too bad thanksgiving is just one day. i mean, there aren&rs&hell…Read More
Edelpoop:)
2022-11-21 12:30
It seems like every so often something came up this year that made makeys a lesser priority for tiny chumley and me. There are trays of holding heart components prepped before the pandemic t… Read More
Drumstick :)
2022-11-04 11:41
um, not a turkey leg, mom. i am one hundred percent wolf meat. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking… Read More
There Will Be Doot :)
2022-11-02 11:30
hee hee, i know, me and duk duk’s idea is genius, right? now hurry up and start making, mom. there are only 29 more making days til cyber brown wednesday. less if u factor in thanksgiv… Read More
The Scentinel:)
2022-10-19 12:51
the little dachshund roused from his deep evening sleep, keenly aware that his nose would never wake him unless something good was happening. hmmmm, he wondered only for a very brief moment… Read More
The Most Wonderful Season Of The Year :)
2022-10-17 14:04
the little dachshund breathed a sigh of relief. not only was today a brand new day, it was a day when he would not have to worry about anyone slobbering on his head, or drinking his water, o… Read More
Breathless :)
2022-10-14 11:30
(pfweeeeoooOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOoot!) hee hee, um, sorry… but a wolf’s gotta do something to improve the  panty mc pant pant air in here. it’s almost lunchy l… Read More
No Ifs Ands Or Smelly Butts :)
2022-10-12 11:30
now, cassie, mom is going 2 open this door. u stay here while a ferocious wolf goes out does his business. in private. no ifs ands or smelly butts. okay? okay. hey hey, what the - … Read More
Waterproof
2022-10-10 11:30
how long? well, as long as a wolf has to, really. i mean, mom,  u have already made it very clear that a wolf has 2 b civil when usmellwho comes  over this morning, but..that… Read More
Eructation Nation :)
2022-10-05 11:30
(blearrrrrrrrrrrk) (blurghokkkkkk) (bwa-aaaaaaa-aaaak) hee hee (bwooooo-ooo-oooook) (uk-hwoooooooooooook) hee hee hee  (guh kwaaaa oook) (bwaaaaa-ooooooo-uk) (op aaaaaa-what?? inconside… Read More
J Is For Jelly
2022-10-03 11:30
Sunny Monday mornings were made for naps in the sun :)  Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit… Read More
If U Like Poopie Coladas
2022-09-30 11:30
standing in what he thought was the utmost of courteous locations given the frequency of flatulent foofies emanating from his own ferocious behindy hiney, the little dachshund peered out fro… Read More
Some Dry, Some Wet :)
2022-09-28 11:30
what? it is just a song me and duk duk made better, because, u know, a wolf is very hungry, most of the time. and he definitely likes canned food mixed in with his kibble nowadays, am i righ… Read More
The Tushie Man Can
2022-09-23 11:30
well, okay, i guess u can take a picture, mom, but no video. cuz, u know, a wolf does not shiver really especially when he is at the tushie man for his annual checkup  :)Content copyrig… Read More
2022-09-19 11:30
hee hee, hey mom… mom… mom! here, looky  who am i? (panty - panty - panty - pant - slobber - pant - slobber ) hee hee, i’m so dopey two times two is eleventy fi… Read More
To No One In Particular :)
2022-09-14 11:30
The land beneath him swelled as gently up as it did down, the teeny tiny itty bitty teensy weensy little flea sized dachshund noticed as he made his way thru the thickets of the giant fur fo… Read More
Whatever I Want To :)
2022-09-12 11:30
nopies, it is okay, mom, said the little dachshund. i do not need a leash, really. i am all grown up now, and i can do whatever i want to. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia… Read More
Vitamin D :)
2022-09-07 11:30
yeppies, it’s not just for christmas anymore!  it would be delicious, and me and duk duk can totally make it 4 u n dad tonitey nite for the low low price of two bags of gummy worm… Read More
Nap Time :)
2022-09-02 11:30
Some days, it’s all about the naps. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http://kaly… Read More
Feed Zone :)
2022-08-31 12:28
well, technically these are all my rugs so, u know, i am exactly where i need 2 be. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without… Read More
Hot Dog :)
2022-08-29 11:30
but every day is a good day 2 go hunting for tomatoes, dontchoo think, mom? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper… Read More
What’s More 2 Learn :)
2022-08-22 19:15
well, i was stinking i mean thinking of, u know, just, not going 2 school anymore. a wolf already knows pretty much everything relevant to wolf living, really. what’s more 2 learn? :)… Read More
Tooter Hole :)
2022-08-17 11:30
aw sheesh, cassie mc panty pants, it is too early in the morning for your smelly breathy breath. give a wolf a break already.   besides, if u r gonna stink up the place, then u hav… Read More
Haipoo Monday :)
2022-08-15 11:30
summer strawberriesdelicious from mom’s gardena wolf chomps them now :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without pr… Read More
Tgidiscodecontaminationfriday :)
2022-08-12 11:30
aw great. never mind, mom. i think we are gonna need to spend all our tardis money on cootie decontamination. again. Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved… Read More
Probably Definitely Maybe
2022-08-10 11:30
well, mom, i was stinking i mean thinking with only one week left before school starts, that maybe me and duk duk could build a tardis and go back to the beginning of summer. or forward to n… Read More
Testing Testing One Two Pee Tres
2022-08-05 23:33
testing testing one two pee. nothing 2 pee here really, my mom accidentally deleted something that allowed my blog posties to post to my facebook page and hopefully we fixed it. :) Cont… Read More
Tiny Trundler :)
2022-08-05 11:30
the little dachshund quietly giggled to himself as he ferociously trundled up the ramp, his little bottom bouncing up and down with each step he took, squeaking tiny poofs of air so noxious… Read More
Win Win :)
2022-08-03 11:30
um, well, mom, what with it being eleventy hundred degrees out, i was stinking i mean thinking that pooping under the bed would show initiative, really. i mean, this way, not only do we not… Read More
Tiny Giant :)
2022-08-01 11:30
the little dachshund towered over the tiny village. “hee hee.  pee, poo, peeeew, yum!” cried the ferocious little giant. “soon you will smell foofie, fresh from my bum… Read More
Butturd Popcorn :)
2022-07-29 12:33
well, it is not my fault really. i mean, we texted u and u said yeppies and technically we did spell it right when we typed it but i guess it got autocorrected before duk duk hit send and we… Read More
Hopefulthee Hnever :)
2022-07-27 11:30
(guhbleergh)(gah blahhhhhk)(ka hurrl!) (hwarrrrr- ) hwha? o, juth praktithing my hurl noithes hfor the neckth thime u thell me hathie hith humming kover. hwitch hith hopefulthee hnever… Read More
Towering Cootieferno :)
2022-07-25 11:30
uh, exsqueeze me.  all panty mc panty pants stand way over there, remember?? sheesh! Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repos… Read More
Baxter And Duk Duk’s Last Stand :)
2022-07-22 11:30
well, basically until she goes home i guess. i mean, u saw what happened upstairs. a wolf leaves his third favorite bed for a minute and her fluffy butt yoinks it. instant cootieoactive wast… Read More
It Happened
2022-07-20 11:30
see? what!?! mom, how can u not see it??well, how bout now?  what?? i mean seriously.  okay, wait, maybe i just need to turn away from the light so u can see the reflection better… Read More
Just Another Panty Monday
2022-07-18 11:30
hee hee, yessiree there’s nothing like being in bed with on a monday morning during summer vacation, right, mom? nothing 2 do, nowhere 2 go, nobuddy to bother u..(sniff sniff) hey, why… Read More
Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Pee :)
2022-07-11 11:30
mom?mom?mom! mom, i know u said not 2 interrupt u so u could finish sewing these two rugs together so i do not go all slippy slidey in the foyer but  ..dontchoo think it might be b… Read More
Happy Independence Day :)
2022-07-04 11:30
well, i was stinking i mean thinking that i would just watch tv with duk duk and lie in bed like this all day. because well, by definition, besides all the historical aspects and fireworks a… Read More
Wide Load :)
2022-07-01 11:30
mooooom? do u think we can finally make my ramp wide enough for my pedal car? Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without pr… Read More
The Corn Has Eyes  :)
2022-06-27 11:30
mom, anytime u r ready for help with that, i am just a nibble away. :)  Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without pro… Read More
Ergo :)
2022-06-22 11:30
well, what if i only put one ferocious paw forward, like this? because i stink, i mean think that i would still be listening because even though i am technically moving, i have not really mo… Read More
Heat Day :)
2022-06-15 11:30
mom, i have pretty much tried everything now and i still think this ferocious wolf would feel cooler if he had some watermelon… or a frosty cone… or both, really. :) Conte… Read More
Instead :)
2022-06-10 12:56
well, how about maybe i dig u eleventybazillion holes instead? that way, my nails would be shorter and u can plant tons of stuff. and maybe make some of them into bunny booby traps. :) … Read More
Sleepy Time :)
2022-06-08 11:30
be vewy quiet :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http://kalyxcornucopia.blogspot.com/ or… Read More
Tgi Ferocious Disco Friday Lineup :)
2022-06-03 11:30
hee hee, mom, try not 2 b 2 afraid :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved. Please be kind and do not repost without proper linking credit. Visit http://kalyx… Read More
See A Ess Ess :)
2022-05-31 11:30
hee hee o an open window!! time 2 smell the world and see what has been happening this morning!!)(sniff sniff… sniff sniff… kersnoot!) ew, mom, may we please close the win… Read More
Trebuchet Beats Anvil
2022-05-25 11:30
mom, that is really ridiculous. everybuddy knows a wolf would win any day over a coyote. no only do we have better skillz but we have better equipment. :) Content copyright 2015 by kaly… Read More

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