2020-10-23 11:30
hee hee hee. hmmmm....hmmmmm...nopies, no buttons or switches anywhere....i wonder if maybe i ...o smello, mom. i was just..um.. well.. okay, i guess i am just gonna ask it...how can i get t… Read More
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A blog about a happy go lucky little dachshund named Baxter and sometimes his crafty mom :)
2020-10-21 11:30
even though it would be another year before the tushie man visited again, the little dachshund felt it was best he stayed prepared. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rig… Read More
2020-10-19 11:30
the little dachshund skipped along the boardwalk bridge, his mom and dad trailing far behind him. “hurry, mom and dad! adventure awaits, and all we have to do find it, is to put one fo… Read More
2020-10-16 11:39
ooOOOoooOooooOoooOooo!mom, is this one of those plants that make a stink flower every once in a zillion years? Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-10-14 11:30
hee hee, um, well, because being as how i do not have a secret favorite rock pocket like otters do, sometimes it is the only way a wolf can carry things of great importance, really. :) … Read More
2020-10-12 11:30
um, well, mom, what with it raining and all, how bout we just pretend i went for a walkie? and then we can just flip a coin - heads i hold it, and we play how long, or tails i hide it… Read More
2020-10-09 11:30
whoopsie, sorry, how did i get up here? please do not let me interrupt anything here. my apologies really. i musta taken that wrong turn at albuquerque. so... so yeppies, lemme just ma… Read More
2020-10-07 11:30
...and that’s why walruses are much better candidates for space travel, really. o, hey, dad, dont ask me how i know, but do u know how many poops it takes to fill the back of our sofa?… Read More
2020-10-05 11:30
what?? mom, seriously. okay, okay, fine. u can call me your baby dog but just not in public. hee hee, now may i please have some? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Rese… Read More
2020-10-02 14:20
the little dachshund sat patiently in his mother’s lap, basking in the afternoon sun. sometimes, all u have to do is nothing, and something interesting still happens, the little dachsh… Read More
2020-09-30 11:30
hee hee, mom, if u want all of me in the picture it will cost u three extra snackies. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-09-28 11:30
um, what am i holding in what paw, mom? because, well, you see, my ferocious paws were getting cold and i was just tucking them in this here blankie to get them warm when u walked in, really… Read More
2020-09-25 11:30
well, mom, i mean, i know i heard dad telling u that our new car is on the way and all, and, i am sure the one u picked will be a-okay and everything, but, i was stinking i mean thinking tha… Read More
2020-09-23 11:30
(sniff sniff) (sniff sniff) ..(sniff) nopies, duk duk. nothing. maybe howboutchoo pull the poop wagon closer to the house. but be sure to leave it in a sunny spot for maximum stin… Read More
2020-09-21 11:30
the little dachshund knew what he was doing was risky, but for the sake of science, and in hopes of being able to finally make a lasting, effective cootie vaccine, he sniffed. :) … Read More
2020-09-18 12:58
dear diary,yesterday was so busy, i forgot to write my blog posty for today. but i am doing it now, and u can see how pooped i was. :)toodleydoo,b. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcor… Read More
2020-09-16 11:30
duk duk, i know this temporary heat cave is not ideal, but even if she did leave today, what with disinfecting supplies being constrained and all, it would still take at least eleventy month… Read More
2020-09-14 11:30
yeah? well we’ll see who’s heat cave this is. just u wait, mini cootie cassie patootie bottoms, when mom comes down she’ll tell you - o wait i think she is here..&nbs&hell…Read More
2020-09-11 11:30
mom, sorry for disturbing u, but can u please come downstairs? or, if now is not a good time, then can u please authorize me for full lethal pounding authority? we have a situation that must… Read More
2020-09-09 11:30
well, maybe instead, we can go for a walkie away from cassie’s house. u know, just to make double sure we do not catch any cooties. Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia… Read More
2020-09-07 11:30
hee hee, okay okay, duk duk, keep your feathers on. we promised not to bother her and i am pretty sure she knows already, but i’ll tell her. um, mom, sorry to interrupt your bath… Read More
2020-09-04 11:30
omg that was close. hurry, duk duk, get your smelly butt back inside !! u saw it - no smellygagging! seriously we have to close the door and batten down the hatches before - … Read More
2020-09-02 11:30
mom, um, anytime u r ready u can just put a snackie right here and i will eat it, okay? like, anywhere on this thing. really, i will. like, chomp gulp donezo. mom? mom? mom, i said..any… Read More
2020-08-31 11:30
pheeeeeewwwwweeee peeew! hee hee, now that’s a epic foofie if i do smell so myself!!um, hey quick can somebuddy up front please press the ventilation recirc button? Content copyri… Read More
2020-08-28 11:30
the little dachshund watched out the window and waited patiently for the last three steps of his plan to work. first, his best toyfriend, duk duk, would steal the map that the little dachshu… Read More
2020-08-24 11:30
mom, dontchoo think it is time to let my nails grow long and ferocious like the rest of me? Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-08-21 11:30
mom, are we there yet? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-08-19 11:30
garrrarrrrrrrggrhhhhharrrggghhh!garrrrarrrgghharrrrrghhhh!mom, r u even trying?? these snackies are not going to just jump into the ferocious chomping jaws of death by themselves, u know.&nb&hell…Read More
2020-08-17 11:30
hee hee, hey mom, how’s about a snackie for the ferociosest thing u spy in our car? hee hee o it worked! what??!??!! mom!!hey hey, over here please. mom, i was talking about… Read More
2020-08-14 11:30
hee hee, i know i am already panty hot, mom, but dad took me inside too soon and am pretty sure if u take me out again, we can totally have bunny bordelaise for dinner tonight. :)Content cop… Read More
2020-08-12 11:30
and always wear a napkin :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-08-10 11:30
hee hee i brought this for u, mom. u know, in exchange for a snackie? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-08-05 11:30
...omg duk duk, sheesh, how many times can i say nopies already? no. n. o. it’s not like we have been over this eleventy zillion times already. what are we, stuck in a jonas kahnwald t… Read More
2020-08-03 11:30
um, well, for one, not as buggy or as humid as it is outside. and two, i can foofie and it lasts a whole lot longer. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-07-31 11:30
ever since he was little, the little dachshund knew he had special powers. with his eyes, he could spy the biggest bunny, and smallest, tiniest bug. with his teeth, he could expertly chomp c… Read More
2020-07-29 11:30
um, well, naturally we are going to need four servings of gummy worms and snackies now, dontchoo think, mom? i mean, it would be rude not to offer our guest a double helping, wou… Read More
2020-07-24 11:30
sleepy little wolf,dreaming of chasing bunnies,practice for later. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-07-22 11:30
hee hee, quiet, duk duk! it is just one leg. she probably will not even notice. what?? what do u mean? i cannot believe u would - fine. how bout i just ask her, mister tattletootersmel… Read More
2020-07-20 11:30
the little dachshund planned his day like he always did in summer, giving himself plenty of time to nap and play, and making sure as he always did to beg and plead after dinner to go outside… Read More
2020-07-17 11:30
why smell, mom. what’s that? o nothing. just enjoying the sun, really. o, u r going to the grocery store? hmmmm. nopies, me and duk duk cannot think of anything we need at the moment… Read More
2020-07-15 11:26
oo oo - they’re done? i wanna see, i wanna see!ooooOOOOooooOooo! see, mom, i know it was a lot more makey work, but seeing the two side by side? well, i toldjoo...even handm… Read More
2020-07-13 11:30
the little dachshund stared quietly outside at the chameleon, happy 2 finally have spied someone as masterful at the art of camouflage as he was. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcorn… Read More
2020-07-08 11:30
eeeew, nopies too boring ! eww, double nopies, this one looks too much like cassie’s butt! mom, r u sure we cannot get kitchen tile with something more ferocious on it? u kn… Read More
2020-07-06 11:30
ooooOooooOooooOooo! (sniff sniff) (sniff sniff)... (sniff sniff)...hmmmm...okay, i don’t get it... mom, why are cats afraid of these things again? Content copyright 2015 by k… Read More
2020-07-03 11:30
the little dachshund started his morning like he did every morning lately, ready to check another item off his list of impossibly possible things that a wolf and falcon shouldn’t be ab… Read More
2020-07-01 11:30
well, maybe if we help u reorganize the makey room, then finally u could start working on more things to doot like our new mecharama ideas? bc me and duk duk have a zillion of them. :)… Read More
2020-06-29 11:30
um, sorry, missladymom, there are no ferocious wolves or falcons here, and definitely not ones that would have probably accidentally spilled koolioade all over the kitchen floor without clea… Read More
2020-06-26 11:30
hee hee, ooo, long enough for a long ferocious wolf body..plushy soft inside for dreamy dreaming... raised cushy edge for easy neck resting... yeppies, mom, i think the new bed u got me… Read More
2020-06-24 11:30
mom, if u r having any trouble with it, you should know that i can totally help u eat that corn on the cob :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-06-21 15:42
hee hee, and dad, when we get back from our walkie, well, being as how we will be celebrating outdoors everything, well, let’s just say u really need to open your present because, not… Read More
2020-06-19 11:30
what the heck? o snap...mom, please do not be alarmed, but due to circumstances no longer under my control, i fear u may soon be needing the services of a chiropractor. and, just… Read More
2020-06-17 11:30
mom, what with the plumbers here replacing our polybutylene pipes, am i correct in stinking that the retaining gates surrounding us now are a meant to protect them from me, and not vice vers… Read More
2020-06-15 11:30
hey! stand still, u wascally wabbit! me and my ferocious fangs would like 2 say smello! Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-06-12 11:30
..and then u sneaky crabby crawl, like this, until u clear the laser beams. and that is pretty much it, really. well, until u encounter the flaming stinking mushie pits of doom. but that wil… Read More
2020-06-10 11:30
o little delicious buh-kneees, your chompy chomp prime express delivery package is here... :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-06-08 11:30
the little dachshund chortled with glee. o why did i not think of this before, he wondered as he put one ferocious paw in front of the other. finally, a walkies express lane made especi… Read More
2020-06-05 11:30
hee hee, whoopsie...um, mom, i guess since u r at the front end, i can tell u that u might want 2 hold your breath. but dad, well, i think he is pretty much a goner. :)Content copyright 2015… Read More
2020-05-29 11:30
um, nopies, mom. baths are for babies. and maybe wolves who do not lick themselves as much as i do. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-05-27 11:30
...and if u like that carrot, mister bunny, we have plenty more inside for u to eat. and u can bring your other delicious i mean ferocious bunny friends, too. :) Content copyright… Read More
2020-05-22 11:30
well, this is really cool and all, mom, but maybe next year can we please grow some rainbow gummy sugar snaps too? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-05-18 11:30
hee hee, ooo i smell bunnies! i am sure mom will not mind if i- o, smello, mom. u r looking lovely, even despite the heat and all the yard work and all. o what was that? what am i… Read More
2020-05-13 11:30
well, i am pretty sure a blankie turtlepotamus eats carrots and bananas and gummy worms, so, maybe we could start with that? i mean as a snackie, because blankie turtlepotami eat, o, five me… Read More
2020-05-11 11:30
see? i toldjoo, mom. faster than a rolling poopie snake. and at least eleventy times more ferocious. hee hee, now can me and duk give u what we made u for mother’s day bc u probably wa… Read More
2020-05-08 11:30
pee-eew! these purple flowers are so stinky! okay, thank u for doing this, mom, r u ready? on three....one..two....threeeEEEEeeeee!(ooof) hee hee hee, didjoo get it? that must have been… Read More
2020-05-06 11:30
hee hee, hi hthed, huh bruthy huh thay, heepth huh hoothy hman huhway. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-05-04 11:30
as he headed out for his evening poopies, the little dachshund found himself thinking about how pretty much boring his day had been. maybe, when i find the right spot, he thought to hi… Read More
2020-05-01 11:30
the little dachshund traveled carefully up the ramp, headed for his bed in the front of his home while keeping his eyes focused on the precious giant strawberry he balanced upon his nose. he… Read More
2020-04-29 11:30
but... if the glass man puts glass walls around everything, then how will a wolf esca- i mean how will a wolf get out when the purple flower stink bottle comes out and water comes on? C… Read More
2020-04-27 11:30
um...well, mom, r u sure u want to come back inside right this moment? because, well, not that me and duk duk were up to anything, of course, but things might smell better if u maybe c… Read More
2020-04-24 11:30
the little wolf loved his mother dearly, but there were times when he wished she could run just a little faster. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-04-22 11:30
rawwr! rawwrrrr!rawwwwwr! rawwwwwr!rawwwwwwwr! rawwwwwwr!see, mom? that’s pretty much how a ferocious brontosaurus goes for a walkie. only, well maybe when he poops, his snakeys are li… Read More
2020-04-20 11:30
but mom, i am pretty sure all this social distancing stuff does not apply to wolves and bunnies. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-04-17 11:30
well, i was just stinking i mean thinking, if u me n dad all walkie to the chikky filyay drive thru, and, well, if we all wear the masks u made, then we can be fairly and deliciously sociall… Read More
2020-04-15 11:30
hee hee, um, mom, u might want to hold your breath in about two seconds :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-04-13 11:30
hee hee, no u quit it. i’m just waiting here quietly like mom asked us to... well, it is not my fault u ate so many smelly jelly beans, duk duk. hee hee, well technically not my fault… Read More
2020-04-10 11:30
Quietly calculating newton’s minimum chomp convergence quotient in his head, the little dachshund patiently waited as the tiny tomato started its journey on the inevitable path to his… Read More
2020-04-06 11:30
um, nopies, mom. super advanced wolf and falcon research has proven that cassie’s cooties can transmit even with social distancing. i think me and dad are just gonna stay h… Read More
2020-04-03 12:25
Whether it’s chasing the bunnies he sees outside, or helping ourselves to yet another delicious smackerel of something or other, tiny chumley always has a better idea of what we could… Read More
2020-04-01 18:43
well, maybe do u think we can put the old tub faucet back temporarily, mom? duk duk has not had a good swimmy swim for weeks now and even ferocious falcons need their exercise :) Conten… Read More
2020-03-30 11:30
hee hee, dad, now that we are far enough away and mom cannot hear us, let’s go to the new greenway and pee off the bridge :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights… Read More
2020-03-27 11:30
mom, this show is great and all but, we are practically at the end of the season now and he has not shown anybuddy his pee card. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All… Read More
2020-03-25 17:09
hee hee, o goody, time for us to do good for the world and sew again.hurry up duk duk and put the pedal to the metal.these mask covers aren’t gonna sew themselves, u know. and i… Read More
2020-03-23 11:30
hee hee, well, mom, u see, well, what with us not going to the grocery store as much, and well, what with us not wanting to waste anything......me and duk duk thought maybe we could use our… Read More
2020-03-18 11:30
well, i was just stinking i mean thinking maybe we could stay up late and party and play bingo more, what with the lab results for my two bumpies coming back as benign and all. :)Content cop… Read More
2020-03-16 21:03
With workers coming to and fro, me painting and caulking and finally, getting to the fun part of shopping for things to refresh our master bathroom, poor tiny chumley has had less attention… Read More
2020-03-13 11:31
Sometimes the path of the sun doesn’t always cooperate with how a little wolf’s makeshift nut box bed is oriented. But that’s okay......because some little wolves know exac… Read More
2020-03-11 11:32
aw great...mom, i know they taste awful but do we have any more antibiotics left? Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-03-09 11:30
the little dachshund stared the seeds he had helped his mom plant just moments ago, quietly wondering just how long it would be before he could chomp a delicious cherry tomato. surely… Read More
2020-03-06 12:30
hee hee, wait for it...wait for it...okay, now, mom! floor it floor it!! pedal to the metal!!!um, mom, when r u and dad finally going to get a car that can rocket off in insane mode? Co… Read More
2020-03-04 12:30
mom, when he comes today, can u please make sure the quartz man gets our revised tub deck drawing? u know, the one me and duk duk made to accommodate a slidey slide? because u know i know we… Read More
2020-03-02 12:30
cmon, duk duk, hurry. what? no, i packed our lunchy lunch already....a bucket of gummy worms and some chicken chips. what? well i understand chickens are related but u know i know we both kn… Read More
2020-02-28 12:30
well, i guess i understand because it is very difficult to not even think about licking it, what with it being right there and all. but..instead of christmas stripes, do i think i can have a… Read More
2020-02-26 12:44
dear diary,i know it has been forever since i have written u but now that i am home from school for the next few days while i am healing from by bump removals and teeth cleaning , it s… Read More
2020-02-24 12:25
just remember, mom, after all this u promised me the biggest strawberry ever. and if i have 2 wear a cone, then i get the second and third largest strawberries too, plus the new trebuc… Read More
2020-02-21 14:31
well, i guess even duk duk noticed that one of my ferocious wolf bumps has gotten kind of big rather rapidly recently ... so...if u and the tushie man think so, i guess we can remove them… Read More
2020-02-20 19:00
o i cannot wait to how things are progressing with - uh-oh, i guess this means none shall pass...hee hee, except for ferocious wolves!Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rig… Read More
2020-02-17 12:56
well, do u think the bathroom demo will be very loud today because me and duk duk have a toy- i mean an important meeting planned for after school today. Content copyright 2015 by kalyx… Read More
2020-02-14 12:30
i know we agreed that if i stood by this eeew word then i would not have to dress up all valentiney goofy floofy but can u please hurry up with the shot already, mom? i mean, ser… Read More
2020-02-12 12:30
hee hee, o. m. g...mom, don’t look now, but i think that statue is p o o p i n g :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2020-02-10 12:30
hee hee, mom, i said...can we please strap this thing onto the roof of our car and take it home with us?Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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