2011-04-01 02:30
Rajnikant's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.No one fools Rajnikant Read More
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2011-03-18 02:30
Rajnikant used to practice fighting on a wide plain plateau.That place is today called the Grand Canyon Read More
2011-03-16 02:30
Electric shock treatment was developed as a mild form of exposure to Rajnikant.It caused extreme pain, but didn't kill Read More
2011-03-14 02:30
When Rajnikant was young, he donated blood to a very weak boy.That boy is today called "The Great Khali" Read More
2011-03-12 02:30
Satan dare not anger Rajnikant.He knows Rajni's wrath is worse than hell itself Read More
2011-03-10 02:30
You know why the Joker has those scars?Rajnikant once said to him: Always keep smiling, or else . . .and he did that to himself for dear life!!! Read More
2011-03-08 02:30
The Volturi exist 2 prevent Rajnikant knowing of vampires.This has saved dem from extinction for da past 1500yrs.Not much help once Rajnikant reads dis, though Read More
2011-03-06 02:30
Lex Luthor used to have hair.Then he met Rajnikant, and they fell out of sheer terror Read More
2011-03-04 02:30
When the powerpuff girls were made, the chemical X was Rajnikant's sweat Read More
2011-03-02 02:30
The square root of Rajnikant is pain.Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death Read More
2011-02-28 02:30
Rajnikant got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds Read More
2011-02-26 02:30
Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass..........At night Read More
2011-02-22 02:30
Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle Read More
2011-02-20 02:30
Initially, Superman couldn't fly....Then he met Rajnikant....You see, fear gives you wings ! ! ! Read More
2011-02-18 02:30
To err is human,To forgive, divine,AndTo perfect.................. Rajnikant Read More
2011-02-16 02:30
Rajnikant can leave messages before the beep Read More
2011-02-14 02:30
Rajnikant can play the violin……………WITH A PIANO! Read More
2011-02-12 02:30
Rajnikant did, in fact,build Rome in a day Read More
2011-02-10 02:30
Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone Read More
2011-02-08 02:30
Rajnikant can drown a fish Read More
2011-02-06 02:30
Rajnikant once kicked a horse on the chin......Its descendents are today called giraffes Read More
2011-02-04 02:30
Rajnikant can speak braille Read More
2011-02-02 02:30
Once, an 11th-century English dictionary was found.The word "victim" was looked up......Victim: One who has encountered Rajnikant Read More
2011-02-01 02:30
Hello,this is your mobile phone.Its nothing important.I just wanted to come out of your pocket. The stench inside is unbearable Read More
2011-01-31 02:30
Rajnikant sneezed only once in his entire life.......That was when the tsunami hit Read More
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