2010-06-17 19:06
A couple weeks back, The Boyfriend™ went out of town for his annual Guys Weekend. It’s just what it sounds like: all his buddies get together for a couple days and escape the cas… Read More
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2009-08-20 18:23
I suppose it’s time to discuss my internal organs and how they relate to being a supportive girlfriend. Let it be known that I’m thankful for having the internal organs, and t… Read More
2009-06-25 00:49
I left off with the fever, but let me set two things straight before I continue: 1) I dated a lot before I met The Boyfriend(tm), thus requiring me to come up with clever nicknames to help… Read More
2009-06-22 22:51
Something I’ve been meaning to write about for a while is how I met The Boyfriend™, which is also a landmark blog. It’s the first two-parter I’ve written. Look at… Read More
2009-06-18 16:45
I know it’s been a while. That’s why y’all get this loooong story.However, before this really starts rolling, let me confess that my anxiety level was exceptionally low… Read More
2009-06-17 02:57
So here I am, getting my first waxing. Now, I don’t mean eyebrows––I mean waxing. You know what I’m talking about. Yes. There. Down there. This isn’t so… Read More
2009-06-17 02:56
This is the new name for my crotch, and I’m not necessarily sure how to feel about it. It may be a bit too “spot on.” Or more “spot off,” if you will. &ldq&hellip…Read More
2009-06-17 02:55
Today severely lacked anything interesting, so I’m at a loss for what to write about. This initially unplanned theme about my crotch has run its course because nothing’s been go… Read More
2009-06-17 02:55
We must put the strange South African guy on hold. I’ll save him for a day when nothing interesting happens. In the mean time, here: I went to see Bloc Party last night and wet my… Read More
2009-06-17 02:54
The Boyfriend’s™ Best Friend™ has a child. It was his child’s first birthday. Therefore, it required a celebration. A celebration that I must attend because The Bo… Read More
2009-06-17 02:53
So I've been traveling (more blogging on that later), but here's some entertainment that might just cheer you up in this dire economy. Your job hunt couldn't possibly be as bad as mine, bec… Read More
2009-06-17 02:52
This is how serious my relationship is getting:“Dinner?”Yes, darling. We’re having dinner with Will and April tonight, then seeing Star Trek. I shoot off a few suggestion… Read More
2009-05-30 00:49
I just went to get a glass of water and saw my half-empty bottle of Pepto-Bismol in the fridge. The hot pink bottle caught my eye and suddenly, it was a stare down. But I won. I slammed t… Read More
2009-05-28 07:16
I haven’t been blogging because I’ve been playing World of WarCraft, I promise (wait, when the fuck did I become accountable to you all?). I moved. Gearing up for the move, act… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
A couple weeks back, The Boyfriend™ went out of town for his annual Guys Weekend. It’s just what it sounds like: all his buddies get together for a couple days and escape the cas… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I’ve poured a glass of whiskey for this one because maybe, just maybe, alcohol will give me some clarity on my subject matter. Or it’s just an excuse to continue the excess star… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Anyone who knows me fairly well knows that I don't look the poster girl for gay culture. If I’m going to be really honest about this, let me start here: I often look like an East Coas… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I got a master’s degree, OK? So for all you people out there constantly asking me “When’s your next blog?” and “Have you quit writing your blog?,” the an… Read More
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