2019-06-20 04:06
How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
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2019-01-25 05:14
Watt? We’re a Power Couple.
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2018-05-16 10:00
If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?
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2018-02-24 11:54
I’ve met some real pricks in my time but you sir, are f*cking cactus.
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2018-02-24 11:53
Thorn down for what
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2018-02-24 11:53
ALOE you VERA much.
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2018-02-24 11:53
Succulents are plantastic
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2018-02-24 11:53
Cactus puns are succulent
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2018-02-24 11:53
I’m ready to stop being CACTI, and ready to start being cactUS.
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2018-02-24 11:52
I think you are succulent.
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2018-02-24 11:52
CactI + Cact-you = CACTUS
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2018-02-24 11:52
I’ll never desert you
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2018-02-24 11:52
A proposal: “I’m ready to stop being CACTI, and ready to start being cactUS.”
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2018-02-13 13:14
I would write a screeching tyre novel, but I’m not very frictional…
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2018-02-13 13:10
Customer: Your bread is stale. Baker: At yeast I’m able to rise up to the challenge.
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2017-12-29 04:28
Why did the teacher scold the tree? Because it has too many leaves.
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2017-12-01 23:21
I cant do alot of math but i can do SUM of it.
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2017-11-25 20:38
Did you know alligators can grow up to 15 feet? But most have 4
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2017-11-19 23:33
I recently started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
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2017-11-16 13:24
The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.
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2017-11-15 19:57
I was listening to Heavy Metal, loved the Lead guitarist.
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2017-11-15 19:53
Always wore glasses in math class because they improved division.
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2017-11-15 19:49
The best part of being a guitarist, knowing your way around a g-string.
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2017-11-14 19:11
What do you call it when you wank using both hands, alternately? Menaje à toi.
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2017-11-13 19:53
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.
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2017-11-13 19:40
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
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2017-11-13 19:33
What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
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2017-11-13 19:30
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
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2017-11-13 19:23
how do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
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2017-11-13 19:18
I used to go fishing with Skrillex. But he kept dropping the bass.
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2017-11-13 18:48
When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-Thirty.
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2017-11-13 18:45
I ate too much Middle Eastern food. Now I FAALAFEL.
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2017-11-08 19:33
A contest held by fire fighters is called a ‘match’.
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2017-11-08 19:31
Old fire fighters never die, they just do asbestos they can.
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2017-11-08 19:30
The fire chief was always asked burning questions
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2017-11-08 19:29
The noisy fireworks display in Tibet caused a temporary Lhasa hearing.
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2017-11-08 19:28
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
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2017-11-08 19:27
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.
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2017-11-06 12:15
How porn stars get paid? Income.
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2017-11-01 10:10
It’s pointless to see boobs without nipples.
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2017-10-29 20:06
What candy never arrives on time? Choco-late.
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2017-10-29 20:06
What time does the duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
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2017-10-29 20:06
Why did the clock get sent to the principal’s office? It was tocking too much.
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2017-10-29 20:06
What clocks say when greeting each other? “Hour you”?
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2017-10-29 20:05
It’s about time some asked such an question. Not a second too late.
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2017-10-29 20:05
Relax, no need for alarm if no one else answers.
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2017-10-29 20:05
If you need a hand, I might be able to help you with your question.
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2017-10-29 20:05
This was the proper time and place for such a question.
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2017-10-29 20:05
Why did the boy put an alarm clock in his shoe? He didn’t want his foot to fall asleep.
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2017-10-29 20:05
I don’t have the time to answer such a question. However, give me a second and I might.
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2017-10-20 11:43
Who specializes in men’s necks? The guy-neck-ologist!
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2017-10-20 11:43
Who never interrupts? An in-turn!
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2017-10-20 11:43
Why does the ophthalmologist prescribe selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors? Because it’s his job to assess our eyes! (SSRIs)
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2017-10-20 11:43
The patient was dogged by shitzuphrenia.
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2017-10-20 11:43
Which nerve is responsible for massive erections? The crane-ial.
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2017-10-20 11:42
Want to share a little love? You must be my thoracic cavity. You hold my heart.
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2017-10-20 11:42
I decided not to get a brain transplant. But, then I changed my mind.
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2017-10-20 11:42
Acupuncture – what’s the point?
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2017-10-20 11:42
A couple of blood cells met and fell in love, but their relationship was all in vein.
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2017-10-20 11:42
I’d tell you the joke about the germ, but I don’t want you to spread it around.
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2017-10-17 20:30
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye, matey!
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2017-10-17 20:25
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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2017-10-17 20:25
Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? Because it was feeling crumby.
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2017-10-17 20:25
What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of gifts.
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2017-10-17 20:25
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? No thanks, I’m stuffed.
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2017-10-17 20:25
What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday? Have a fin-tastic day.
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2017-10-17 20:24
How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He had a whale of a time.
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2017-10-17 20:24
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.
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2017-10-17 20:24
What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Choco-latte.
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2017-10-17 20:24
What do you say to your cat on his birthday? Happy purr-day.
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2017-10-14 16:08
Why do bad bowlers pay so much to bowl? It’s a bum per lane.
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2017-10-14 16:08
I left my bowling balls at home. Got any to spare?
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2017-10-14 16:08
What type of bird is the best at bowling? Spareakeet
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2017-10-14 16:08
Bowlers make the worst employees. They always go on strike!
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2017-10-14 16:08
What is the best holiday to go bowling? Thanksgiving, because you get Turkeys.
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2017-10-14 16:08
How much should one bowling game cost? 10 Pinnies
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2017-10-14 16:08
What do you call the toilet at an AMF? The boweling Alley.
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2017-10-14 16:07
Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Muhammad Alley
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2017-10-14 16:07
I had a job at the bowling alley. Not for long though, I was only tenpin.
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2017-10-14 16:07
Did you know the best football players are super bowlers?
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2017-10-13 22:40
The supermarket checkout girl accused me of being a spam-bought.
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2017-10-13 22:40
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
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2017-10-13 22:39
How can you afford a middle class lifestyle on $10/hour (average pay at Walmart)? By shopping at Walmart!
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2017-10-13 22:39
Call me apocalyptic, but department stores in Port-au-Prince are destined for an aisle Haitian.
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2017-10-13 22:39
Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
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2017-10-13 22:38
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
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2017-10-13 22:38
Why do golfers have to buy two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
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2017-10-13 22:38
Those who purchase knickknacks are buy curios.
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2017-10-13 22:38
Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such? At the Darth Maul, of course.
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2017-10-13 22:38
People who hate shopping—is it wrong to call them mall contents?
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2017-10-13 10:55
What do French people call a really bad Thursday? A trajeudi
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2017-10-13 10:54
What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone? Napoleon.
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2017-10-13 10:54
Why do French people eat snails? They don’t like fast food.
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2017-10-13 10:54
Why don’t the French order 2 eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf.
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2017-10-13 10:54
Don’t eat the French fish? It’s poisson
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2017-10-13 10:54
J’ai vu “Titanic”, mon acteur préféré était l’Iceberg
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2017-10-13 10:54
There was an explosion at a French cheese factory, de brie was everywhere
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2017-10-13 10:54
How do you stop a French tank? Shoot the guy that’s pushing it.
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2017-10-13 10:53
What’s the difference between Frenchmen and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast.
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2017-10-13 10:53
What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
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