2016-03-19 18:53
So, Wednesday morning turns up as usual but I've picked up a nasty cold (cue coughing fit).The MonkeyFish has emptied the entire Lego box over the floor so I tell him that if he picks up all… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
*imagining conversation* I know, let's get LG to prepare the contracts, what with her tenuous grasp of legalese, and her attention to detail rating in the negatives, she's the perfect choice… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
So the cat hasn't always been evil. She was Busters cat before we met, but she used to quite like me. Once the MonkeyFish was born, she turned on me with avengence. Every time I walked passe… Read More
2010-06-16 06:26
So my dinosaur cake looked a bit like the (a?) Loch Ness Monster but the MonkeyFish was delighted Read More
2010-06-10 01:51
Boy, aren't you glad you tuned in for this one Read More
2010-06-10 01:50
- There is only one shop that sells doughnuts at Indooroopilly.- Only Granma's can make the coin-operated rides at the shops go around and around Read More
2010-06-01 09:50
Yes, please don't send your three year old to daycare in high heels. Ok? Read More
2010-05-26 00:33
So I'm back at work for a few weeks to help out - one day in the office and one day from home. Thought I'd share with you what going to work means to a mother of a 3 year old and a 6 month o… Read More
2010-05-18 07:03
The 'sent from my iPhone' message that appears on my emails.Leggings worn under a normal length skirt.Cheap shoes that allow the wearer foot to roll inwards.Trousers meant to be worn with fl… Read More
2010-05-15 00:07
I'd rather you were honest than polite. If I invite you somewhere, or offer to help with something, and you don't want to go or just plain don't want my help, just say so. Really, it's muc… Read More
2010-05-12 09:49
I'm in the bathroom getting ready for work. The MonkeyFish comes in with a banana. You'd better ask Dadda if you eat that, say I. So he wanders over to Mark, Dadda, can I have a banana? Of… Read More
2010-05-03 07:40
I'd like to say that I've been busy doing exciting and fascinating things but that would be untrue. Everybody is either sick, getting sick or recovering from being sick. The MonkeyFish is on… Read More
2010-03-09 12:41
Firstly I'd like to thank Buster for FINALLY fixing my Blogger account issues and making it all work on my phone! It turned out that my password had been mysteriously changed to Buster's pa… Read More
2010-02-03 04:16
The MonkeyFish is talking like a pro now and has started experimenting with his language - it's very cool. The other morning he was playing with his toys in the playroom (which is next to t… Read More
2009-12-24 23:19
As you know, we have a lovely black Greyhound named Izzy. She is a real sweetheart and very patient with the MonkeyFish who, unintentionally, makes her life a misery.The other day I was sit… Read More
2009-12-21 01:16
Ponyboy is now seven weeks old and getting huge - he is about 1.5kg heavier than when he was born - and is officially 'thriving'.He's also started smiling which is very endearing and quite a… Read More
2009-11-27 00:16
Hey all, here I am, still in the 'newborn tunnel of doom'. Although, I must admit, the 'newborn tunnel of doom' is nowhere near as bad second time around. I think I'm a bit more tired beca… Read More
2009-11-10 08:34
This is Reuben Miles Preston KingTo our great surprise, he arrived eight days early. He joined us on Monday, 2 November 2009 at 8.05pm weighing 3.66kgs (8lb 1oz) and was 50.5cm long. We ar… Read More
2009-10-26 01:09
We had our 20 year school reunion this weekend and I really enjoyed seeing everyone again. It seems that by the time you reach 20 years, it's more about being happy than it being a competit… Read More
2009-10-20 09:12
With the MonkeyFish about to be a big brother, it's become very interesting to me to see the differences between children depending on their birth order. One of my friends has three boys, t… Read More
2009-09-22 08:53
So there are only 7 weeks to go (or thereabouts) until Ponyboy makes his grand entrance (although exit is probably more accurate). That's right, only 7 weeks until he stops being a foetus a… Read More
2009-09-14 08:32
This is why Buster is in charge of opening up the sandpit every morning Read More
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