thoughts 12:31pm 12/19/16

Wow looking back at that now I don’t think it’s that funny so I don’t know what I was thinking but at the time I thought it was hilarious

But anyway I have made the dumbest choices at the DH today

The first place I went was dessert bc I wanted a snickerdoodle

Then I avoided all of the real meals except when I got to the grill and seriously contemplated French fries

But then

I saw Cam Grubb and company (cam grubb is this kid that I see everywhere at college)

And I just FREAKED OUT

LOCAL CELEBRITY CAM GRUBB MAKES APPEARANCE AT WEST CAMPUS DINING HALL

but I didn’t get fries. I thought I did but instead I actually wanted a bagel w cream cheese

But I was like ooh ice cream

So I grabbed a strawberry shortcake and held it in my hand w a large plate that I grabbed bc I thought I wanted fries. But I didn’t get fries.

So I go over to the desserts again bc they were closer than the bagels and I grab 4 cookies & put them on my large plate

& I go grab a knife, planning to get cream cheese for my bagel after I grab one

So I start heading towards the bagels

And I turn and there’s cam grubb and company at the utensils

&I’m like

AH!

& I panic a little for some reason, prob bc it looks really weird to have a large plate with 4 cookies on it and an ice cream in hand with a knife

But so I go over to the bagels and after staring at it for more time than was appropriate, I discover that there are no bagels of the type that I’ll eat

And then I’m like “fuck”

So I panic and I get a bowl and get some rice bc it was the first thing I thought of

But then all I had was a strawberry shortcake, a knife, 4 cookies on a large plate, a bowl of rice, and no beverage

eventually I went back and got a fork but I was so embarrassed that I had to sit down for a little bit