Do you guys ever listen to a Song and for some reason it feels like it goes faster or slower than it actually does

who tf is taking a shower rn

Ooh I forgot I took a shower I feel so clean

I have so many thoughts

All the songs rn are going SO FAST

I dislike

WEIRD one time I was high and I went to go listen to this song but when I Played it from Spotify on my phone it was in the wrong key and I was like huh ?? so I played it from my laptop and it was still in the wrong key

and then I played it from YouTube and it was fine

but like why was it in the wrong key originally WEEEIIIRRRDDDD

I thought it was just bc I was high but nah

NAHFAM

dilemma: I want food but the closest food place that’s open is in Allston and Allston is creepy at night and I’m pretty sure I could get shanked at this food place

I’m not going to Allston that’s so risky U right

I am but a small abby

I wear birks bc they make my feet feel safe

perhaps,: a sweatshirt

fuck Fuck PILLOW TALKING JUST CAME ON FUCK ME UP

I think I need marshmallows

I relate to todd’s sexual dilemma w Emily in S3E5 of bojack on a spiritual level

wait for real Todd is me right there

I don’t give a hoot about WHAT YOU THINK

A thought: is lil dicky actually hot or is he just brainwashing us into believing he is bc he asserts that he is approx every 30s

can I jump onto my bed from the ground

Answer: yes

do you ever

see something

and just get IRRATIONALLY upset about it for no *real* reason

young savage why u trappin so hard

He’s so sad

Fuck Nina Salvatore

But I can’t even hate her bc she’s everything I want to be

dinner pancakes at 3am: a novel idea!

Oprah = vape queen

FUCK I NEED OJ

a thought: what if you could smoke coffee

I wonder;

NO!

remember when the chainsmokers originally gained “fame” for #SELFIE, that really bad song that was basically that girl saying “lemme take a selfie” 1000x

those were the good ol days

the king & queen of vassar college, ladies & gents

FUCK me up why did I shuffle my bass drop playlist