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ऐ सर्द सर्द रात मुझे बीवी चाहिए
करनी है दिल की बात मुझे बीवी चाहिए
उलझी हुई फ़िराक़ की रातों के दरमियाँ
तनहा है मेरी जात मुझे “बीवी ” चाहिए
बचपन की ज़िद नहीं जवानी की बात है
ऐ मेरे नासमझ बाप मुझे बीवी चाहिए
चेहरे से बेरुखी का नक़ाब उतार दो
अब मान जाओ मेरी बात मुझे बीवी चाहिए
देखी है मैंने दुल्हन मुझे बारात ले के जाना है
कर दी है मैंने अपने मन की बात मुझे बीवी चाहिए
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
Girl: पापा एक Important बात थी
Father:बोलो
Girl: मैं एक लड़के से प्यार करती हूँ
पर बो America मे रहता हैं
* website में हमारी जान पहचान हुई
* Facebook में दोस्ती हुई
*Skype में उसने मुझे propose किया
* Whatsapp में हम लोग दो महीने से प्यार कर रहें हैं
Father : really
तो अब
* Twitter में शादी करो
* Make my trip में हनीमून करो
* Flip kart से बच्चा मंगवालो
* Gmail में receive करलो
Last में
* अगर Husband अच्छा न लगे तो Olx में sell कर दो
Kisi k pass
yo yo honey singh
ka number hai kya
Wo kehta rehta tha
pass kara du,
phone ghuma du
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Exams sar pe hai
No. jaruri hain yaar
Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain
Jab apki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jab b busy rahe mera cell to
Samajh lena aapki hone wali
Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain
Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty..
Mohabbat mein jab mujhey Dhoka mila,
Toh zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile…
Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain
Bada hi muskil ho jata h jawab dena
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai
Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…
Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi
Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage
Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha
zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain
*Rahat Indori best shayari
*Ghalib shayari in hindi
*Two line urdu poetry
Mere yaron ka Bada e ajeeb aur nirala mizaj hai
Faraz,
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Ladki K Liye
"KFC ka ZINGER"
Aur
Doston k Liye
"Middle Finger"!
Dedicated to All Students ........
Dil tod shayari:
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
wah wah...
Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu
Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
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INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu...
Ghalib farmate hai!!
Ki. ..Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !
Gaur farmaiyega...
Chali Jaati hai aaye din wo Beauty parlour me yu !
Unka maqsad hai Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana !
Magar ye baat kisi Begum ki samajh me kyu nahi aati ..
Ki Mumkin hi nahi Kishmish ka fir se Angoor ho jana .. !
Wah Wah......
Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte
YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.
Us bewafa ki yaad me jam hathon me utha liya
phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat khaa lia;-)
Moral: sab aashiq sharabi nahi hoty kuch meethy k b shoqen hoty he.
Aae thee Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye
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Aae the Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye....
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Rakha Hua Pholl bhi Uyha Le Gaee.....
Apne Lover ko Manane k Liye
?'Usse juda ho kar to meri jaan hi jaane wali thi Faraz''!!
Achanak Yaad Aya...
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi :P :D :O :P
na jany q magar dykho, mera dil ye chahta he,
wafa ko aag lag jaye, muhabbat bhaad me jaye...
bus
"MATH'S IZZAT SE PAAS HO JAYE"
:-P :-D :-P
1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha
Arz kiya hai
Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..
Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P
Fir cashier se kaha
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo
Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!
Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..
Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!
Fir jate-jate kaha..
Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.
Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera :P :D
Arz kiya hai...
Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,
Uski Doli Jo Uthi..
Toh
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koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga. ;-)
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD.....:p
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. ...
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota......
"AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota"
Arz kia hai..
INDIA is A naTioN...&
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Wah Wah
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INDIA is A naTioN &
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Do nOt fAll In LOVE...
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FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr EDUCATION ...!!! :p
1st english shayri ever:
Arz hai...
"later d bus longer d que"
gaur farmaiega
"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d view"
Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
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Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
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Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,
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Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar :-P
Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
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Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
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Pyar hua to wo paheli thi,
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2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala...
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Wo uss area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi...:O :P :D
Jisko Bhi Dekha Rote Huye Dekha
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Mujhe Toh Ye Mohabbat Kisi Tissue Company Ki Saazish Lgti Hai xD ;)
Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte :-P
Arz kia hai,
Gaur farmaiye :p
Hasino ko apna dil na dena,
Dil ke jazbat ye kya janegi
Kandhe ka Dupatta to sambhalta nahi,
Hamara DIL kya GHANTA Sambhalegi! :D
Ab tk Zindagi me Mile hai Bahut
DHOOKE.......
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Gaur Farmaiye...
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Zara thoda or Gaur Farmai
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Ab tk zindagi me mile hai bahut Dhooke.....
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Koi baat nahi.....
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Its OK
Its OK
Its OK
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Wah Wah g kya baat kahi Humne ;-)
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem :-
kutta mar gya razai mein
Main pagal hu teri judai mein
Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta
Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta
Hey Bhagwan Kaisa Hai yeh Trend ?
Hey Bhagwan Kaisa hai yeh Trend ?
Gour Farmiyega
Hey Bhagwan kaisa hai ueh Trend ?
Dil Churake Bolu :- '' Dude ! We r jst Frends ''
Nafrat na krna kbhi humse...
HUM seh nhi paenge...
Bus 1 baar keh dena k jarurat nahi hai Apki...
Kasam KHUDA ki
aApko pitne GHAR tak chale ayenge;-
Mohabbat k raste mei har waqt dard mile ga
meine socha hai...
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issi raste par..
Medical store khol lo buht chale ga..
I am Inteligent ;-)
Killer Shayari--->>>
Zindagi ne kiye hain bohot sitam.....
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wah wah
Zindagi ne kiye hain bohot sitam
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teri kasam
shayari khatam
vande mataram!
intel core 13 processor pum
Pum pumpum pum !!!!:-P:-D
Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal :-)
Is Tarha Se Sataane Ki Zarurat KyaThi
Kameeni !! Dil Ko Jalaane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Jo Nhi Tha Ishq Toh Keh Diya Hota,
Apni Aukaat Dikhane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Maaloom Tha Agr Ye Khawab Toot Jayein ge,
Manhoos Phir Neend Mein Aane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi..
Ishq Pr Lagti Rahegi Hr Daur Me Pabandi
Ek Aashiq Ki Watt Lagwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi.
Maan Lo Agr Ye ek tarfa Mohabbat Thi Tou
Phr Bhootni ! Mujhe Dekh Kr Muskraane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Grlfrnd ko apni palko par bitha lo.
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo.
Pyar karo uski saheli
Ke samne itna ki.
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JAANU mujhe bhi
Pata lo.: ;)
Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne,
Chhat se Dhakka de k hath chorr diya usne!
... Pehle hansta tha main ab bus muskurata hon,
Mar k Mukka aage ka daant tor diya usne!
Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya santra(orange) us bewafa k liye,
Santra kha k chilka ankhon main nichorr diya usne!
Bewafai ki had hi kar di aaj us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaye to Mujpe kutta chorr diya usne ..
Achha hua sanam ki tum bewafa nikle...
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Kyoki wafadar to kutte hote h...
Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy
Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy
Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost
Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy..
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