2011-09-04 14:02
A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband crashing through the front door at 3 am waked her up. He staggered and tried to get up the stairs, " what are you doing" she shouted, the hus… Read More
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2011-09-04 14:00
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."The waitr… Read More
2011-09-04 13:23
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”Bartender:“What is a B and C?”.Brunette: “Bourb… Read More
2011-09-04 13:22
A conversation between a bartender and a man:Bartender: What happened? You look wrecked!Man: I had it all – Money, A beautiful house, The love of a beautiful woman…..Bartender:… Read More
2011-09-04 13:09
Sharabi 3 Manzil Se neeche Gira aur Uske aas-Pas Log Jama Ho gaye. Logo Ne Sharabi Se Puchha-kya hua.? Sharabi-pata Nahi bhaya, Mein Bhi Abhi-2 Aaya Hun Read More
2011-09-04 13:08
Daru ki vajah se barbad sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles fekne laga 1st fek k bola-Teri vajah se meri nokri gai 2nd fek k bola-Teri vajah se mera ghar bika 3rd fek k bol… Read More
2011-09-04 13:06
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. Whe… Read More
2011-09-04 13:04
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.The seaman asks, “So, how did… Read More
2011-09-04 13:01
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer.“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.“For you?”… Read More
2011-09-04 13:00
There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just dr… Read More
2011-09-04 12:59
Paddy and Seamus were walking home from the pub. Paddy says to Seamus, ‘What a beautiful night, look at the moon.’Seamus stops and looks at Paddy, ‘You are wrong, that&rsqu&hell…Read More
2011-09-04 12:20
# The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…# Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.# Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, so forget dinner!# You ca… Read More
2011-09-04 12:17
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can b… Read More
2011-09-04 12:10
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her pu… Read More
2011-09-04 12:07
An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pan… Read More
2011-09-04 12:06
Shrabi eyes donate krne gya, Countr clerk asks: kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: jise lagao usay bta dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai Read More
2011-09-04 11:55
Santa And Banta In A Bar Talking With Each OtherSanta: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?Banta: Gold ring de de.Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre d… Read More
2011-09-04 11:54
1. Judge:Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me AaRhe Ho,Tumhe Shram Nahi Aati?Sharabi Punjabi:- Oh janab Tusi Roz Aanday O,Tuwano aandi ae? Read More
2011-09-04 11:53
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on."The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are t… Read More
2011-09-04 11:52
There’s this drunk man standing out on the street corner.A cop passes by and says, “What do you think you’re doing?” The drunk says, “I heard the world goes aro… Read More
2011-09-04 11:50
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.She then… Read More
2011-09-04 11:47
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me Read More
2011-09-04 11:46
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not?… Read More
2011-09-04 11:45
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You'r… Read More
2011-09-04 11:43
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."The… Read More
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