YES!!! No more courses!!! I"m almost free of these twirps!!! All I have to do now is correct the final exams (which should be near catastrophical) and it's over for this year!!!!!I should… Read More
I just had a student come up to my desk to whine about someone writing "XXXXXXX is a big fat smelly moron" on his sheet... As if I could go back in time and erase it! or mabe I could ins… Read More
#1 Staring ContestA fun thing to do, especially if you're the only one who knows you're having a staring contest. Just pick one student and stare intently at him or her. And watch him/her ge… Read More
I'm so down, I dunno what to say. 10 years ago I was actually able to teach them something. I didn't have to scream or argue with a student. I didn't have to allow walkmans or give them s… Read More
Only 6 days of class left...finally!!! I thought they would get smarter as the year goes by, but seems it's the other way around. That and they've completely lost control of their bladder… Read More
I guess I should introduce myself here... Well, I'm Patman. No relation to Batman, Bartman or Fartman. I'm no superhero, although being a second language high school teacher in this wonderfu… Read More
No kidding, we should have all teens checked for earing problems right now, 'cause I think they're all going deaf!!! I just spent 5 minutes repeating a word to one of them: "from" is "de"… Read More
apparently, I have to insert this to get promoted soooooooo Read More
"It took me an hour to copy a 10 minutes homework" - "I don't care!! You're hurting me!!" - to the teacher:"I don"t get it! I do NOTHING in class and you're sending me to detention??" Read More
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