I've finally found a reason for building a time machine.To star in this film.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JLbdJfiabK8I'm holding out for the Hollywood remake. V… Read More
I've synchronised toilet times with a guy at work. This is not on purpose, you understand - that would be a strange thing to do, resulting in awkward discomfort for both parties involved, wi… Read More
So there we all are, in a field on a game show where there is a load of towels hanging up.Each member of the team has an allotted time in which to collect some towels.The towels have pr… Read More
Seems like I'm getting around 15 hits a month from people searching for the word 'Powk' - mainly on google.That's just too damn low.More Powk hits please Read More
monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNu9Olh4usEDIT: NEW Facebook group!http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=137166792995621 Read More
I'm standing at the urinal at work, urinating. My usual 10:30.I hear the creak of the door and I'm thinking that I don't want to be stood next to - not that I mind greatly about being… Read More
weird_bug, originally uploaded by smashmirrorcardboardface.WTF is this?seriously.it was hanging out in our back garden, trying to be an olive Read More
Merv, originally uploaded by smashmirrorcardboardface.Merv likes war-horses and hates people who flinch.He has a collection of tide marks and likes to scream at minnows Read More
The dog has found an onion from somewhere.He's walking around with it in his mouth, refusing to give it up.His eyes are watering and he keeps coughing, but he keeps his distance from me with… Read More
The Bottom Pincher was back again today. He was looking glumly into the snack machine.I kept my distance and hid myself behind the side of the entrance archway (wickid ninja skillz roc… Read More
My sister in law occasionally stops me dead in my usually quite smooth running tracks with her slightly askew view on the world. Example below is a zinger she came out with the other day af… Read More
So last night, my dishwasher exploded.Some water had come from the bottom of it.I was peering under the dishwasher at the water coming from the bottom of it.As I peered closer, a large blue… Read More