Do you remember watching Soap commercials when you were a kid? The adults always looked so happy to take a shower. And then you grow up and realize that there is nothing to get excited about. Sure, after your shower you feel good, but an extra hour or two of sleep feels pretty damn good too.

There is a reason why we might not get excited about getting in the shower. And it’s related to what we are using to get clean. Recently I learned what actually goes into a generic Bar Soap and my findings were pretty disturbing. It kind of makes me want to just stay in bed.

Chemicals. All of our bar soaps are full of freaking chemicals that are just safe enough to use on your body. Why would you ever want to use something on your hair, face, and body that is just “safe enough”? Unless, of course, you look forward to pre-mature aging, low sperm count, and cancer. Yeah, there is a lot that the big soap companies don’t tell you. And why would they, when they can mass-produce a product and sell it for pennies? Here, buy our 50 cent bar of soap and use it until you die! You can thank us from hell for the $17 dollars that we saved you!

The Chemical Bath

You don’t see too many commercials for bar soap anymore. Especially those cheesy 80s commercials. Yet manufacturers are still pumping out shit tons of Coast, Zest, Dial, and Lever 2000. Let’s take a look at their slogans and examine the ingredients in these so-called body cleansers:

Coast – “The eye-opener”

• Ingredients: Sodium Cocoate*, Sodium Palm Kernelate*, Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Tallowate*), Water, Glycerin, Tallow Acid*, Coconut Acid*, Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Titanium Dioxide, Ultramarines, Chromium Hydroxide Green.*Contains one or more of these ingredients.
  • The real eye-opener happens after you read the ingredients! Yikes!

Zest – “You’re not fully clean until your Zestfully clean”

• Ingredients: Sodium Tallowate and/or Sodium Palmate, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Bentonite, Coconut Acid*, Palm Kernel Acid*, Tallow Acid*, Palm Acid*, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Tetrasodium EDTA, Red 33, Green 3, Ultramarines. *Contains One Or More Of These Ingredients.
  • Thanks for all the chemicals Zest, I think you mean to say Deathfully clean!

Dial – “Healthier skin, healthier you”

• Ingredients: Soap [Sodium Tallowate* · Sodium Palmate* · Sodium Cocoate* · Sodium Palm Kernelate*] · Aqua (Water, Eau) · Coconut Acid* · Palm Acid* · Palm Kernel Acid* · Tallow Acid* · Glycerin · PEG-6 Methyl Ether · Sodium Chloride · Parfum (Fragrance) · Tetrasodium Etidronate · Pentasodium Pentetate · CI 19140 (Yellow 5) · CI 45350 (Yellow 8) · CI 14700 (Red 4) · Coumarin · Butylphenyl Methylpropional · Linalool · Benzyl Alcohol · Eugenol · Hexyl Cinnamal · Citronellol *contains one or more of these ingredients
  • Yes, because healthy skin begins with Tetrasodium Etidronate, Butylphenyl Methylpropional, and “Fragrance”.

Lever 2000 – “The deodorant soap that is better for your skin”

• Ingredients: Sodium Tallowate, Sodium Cocoate, Water, Stearic Acid, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Chloride, Fragrance, Sodium Methyl 2-Sulfolaurate, Petrolatum, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Mineral Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Glycerin, Coconut Acid, Sodium Stearate, Disodium 2-Sulfolaurate, Tetrasodium Edta, Tetrasodium Etidronate, BHT, Titanium Dioxide.
  • Better for your skin? Better than what, bleach?

Now in all fairness, there are bar soaps and body washes out there that are organic, paraben-free, and chemical-free that make your skin feeling soft and sweet like an old lady. And if you’re a dude, that’s exactly how you want to feel, right? Wrong! No guy wants to feel like a granny when they get out of the shower!

Is There a Doctor (Squatch) In The House?

So now that you’ve had a chance to review all of the awesome chemicals that go into standard bar soap, how does that make you feel? Do you feel clean? Do you feel confident that your bar soap isn’t going to kill off your little swimmers or that you won’t start aging prematurely? If you are feeling grossed out, that’s to be expected and you aren’t alone.

What if I told you that there is an all-natural bar soap that is designed for a man? Would you use it? What if the ingredients were all names that you could pronounce and understand? And what if I told you that this bar soap is actually really, really, good for your skin? I bet you would say goodbye to your old bar soap forever!

Dr Squatch Soap Company takes all-natural ingredients to create the perfect bar of soap for men. The ingredients include things like olive, coconut, and sustainable palm oils, shea butter, sea salt, kaolin clay, oatmeal, and essential oils. I bet you were able to pronounce all those words on the first try. It was simple right? Just like your bar soap should be.

Now I didn’t go through all the hassle of doing all of this research on bar soap without trying out the soap myself.

Squatch Soap Facts

• The 5-ounce bar is the perfect size to fit in your hand. Its square shape makes it easy to hold without losing your grip.

• The bar lasts for about two weeks providing you use a soap saver. Dr Squatch offers a high-quality one made from cedar that is specifically designed to work with the Soap Gripper to keep your soap nice and dry between showers. If you let the soap sit in a soap dish and don’t let it dry out, it will melt. However, this is true with any bar soap. Also, if you shower and use the soap more than once a day (or are extremely hairy), you might not get a full two weeks out of it.

• The soap lathers up extremely well and smells amazing! After trying the Bay Rum scent, it reminded me of that time I was stranded on a tiny island in the Caribbean. I was the only man in a village full of beautiful lonely women with all the rum I could swill. It was a tough time, but I pushed through. Needless to say, the scent brought me back to my happy place.

• Since replacing my old bar soap with Dr Squatch’s all-natural soap, I have noticed a huge difference in how my skin looks and feels. No longer do I have dry and itchy skin, but now it’s soft and hydrated. Plus it cleared up my eczema!

Dr Squatch Uniquely Manly Soap Scents

• Currently, there are 13 scents to choose from and are all uniquely manly.
  • Pine Tar
  • Bay Rum
  • Cold Brew Cleanse
  • Grapefruit IPA
  • Gold Moss
  • Alpine Sage
  • Cedar Citrus
  • Spearmint Basil
  • Eucalyptus Yogurt
  • Cool Fresh Aloe
  • Deep Sea Goat’s Milk
  • Wood Barrel Bourbon
  • Birchwood Breeze

• Sudisfaction Guaranteed: Dr Squatch is SO confident this is the BEST BAR OF SOAP you’ll ever use, they’ll send you your money back if it’s not the case, NO questions asked. However, I’m not really sure who would actually want to ever send their soap back?
  
  Actually, there’s a good chance that you’ll become very addicted to this soap and wonder why you continue to spend a 1/3 of your paycheck on soap?

Can You Put a Price on Your Health?

Let’s take a minute and talk about the cost of healthy bathing. A bar of Dr. Squatch soap will run you about $7.00. Now that may seem expensive if you are used to spending about a buck a bar for a chemically enhanced, cancer-causing, sperm-killing soap. But hey, if that’s what you’re into and you really don’t give a damn about your health, then, by all means, go ahead and continue taking that chemical bath.

However, if you are a man who strives to be his best and looks forward to living a life of good health and wellness then Squatch should be your ultimate go-to shower bar. Men should have no shame in going all-natural.

If you want to save some dough, There are quarterly and monthly subscriptions that will save you a buck per bar. You pick any of the squatchtastic scents and have them shipped directly to you. No need to ever worry about running out!

Dr Squatch Has More to Love Than Soap

In addition to this amazing line of safe and all organic bar soaps, they also offer shampoo, conditioner, and deodorant too! The entire line is nothing less than amazing! If you have a beard and a face, you might want to give the beard oil and cologne a try!

My beard is as important to me as my thick, full head of hair. So as you could imagine, my beard is a soft and well-groomed masterpiece. I am a daily user of beard oil and I’ve tried them all. Most smell pretty shitty, but hey it works.

Now, when I tried the Crushed Pine beard oil, that was the game-changer. I typically only need a few drops, but this stuff smells so good, that I added a few more drops to my routine! It’s the perfect balance of hydration with a manly scent!

As a complement to the beard oil, I also tried the all-natural cologne. This isn’t your typical bottle of cologne, this stuff smells exactly how a clean man should smell. Strong, earthy, and healthy. Just put a few drops in all the right places and you are ready to conquer the world!

Wrapping Up

There was a lot of information in this post, but I hope that I convinced you that you might just be a little less of a man for using cheap store-bought soaps that are wickedly unhealthy.

It’s never too late for you to start living a healthy life. Most of all, it’s not too late for you to start your day smelling like a man and feeling like a champion. Up your game today and take your shower routine to the next level and get Squatchfully clean!

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