As the bus driver said to the man with no legs "how're ya gettin' on".
A friends father, when surprised, was oft to say, oh be joe would you look at that. It amused me and perhaps some of this will amuse you.
More From IrelandIn relation to your earlier correspondence I have laboured over your findings and in particular over the basis for your conclusion to said findings. Laboured indeed, akin to… Read More
So my good friend emigrated to Canada and we have been corresponding via e-mail for the past few weeks. Sometimes there is no news so we just make it up. I think it's amusing and sure you mi… Read More
I can’t get over the fact that the church in Ferns are thinking of getting the lay parishioners to foot the bill for all the ridin' the priests got up to. As me ould granny was oft to… Read More
I heard an advertisement on the wireless last night about how people can purchase one thousand injections as a gift for Christmas. It was through a Unicef program and the injections were fo… Read More
It’s the little things in life that drive me fuckin’ crazy. Like the toilets here where I work. They are of the single cubicle windowless solitary confinement variety where the l… Read More
It’s the little things in life that drive me fuckin’ crazy. Like the toilets here where I work. They are of the single cubicle windowless solitary confinement variety where the l… Read More
Babes of the BNPThis post was written on July 6, 2009Posted By: Gavin HaynesYou no longer need to be a hatchet-faced National Front refugee to join the whites-only club. The fascist menace n… Read More
I never thought it was possible to hate an inanimate object as much as I hate Windows Vista. It is undoubtedly the bane of my life. Being forced to use this cursed excuse for an operating sy… Read More
Seriously. If you don't want people looking at you, stop dressing like a cunt!Look at me!Don't look at me!Look at me!Fuck away off and put on some pants Read More
Just got this junk mail proposition ...Hello my new friend! You probably will be very much surprised to my letter. And where I could find your electronic address. One of these days I was reg… Read More
What a great little country we live in. Cead mile failte, land of a thousand welcomes, just so long as you’re white and speak fluent English. Yes I watched Prime Time on the idiot box… Read More
I went to Dunnes for a roll at lunch time. I’m not proud of it but I was hungry. I asked the wee woman behind the counter for a roll with chicken and cheese. Chicken and cheese she ask… Read More
This was in todays Independent....By Dearbhail McDonald Legal EditorThursday April 30 2009JUSTICE Minister Dermot Ahern has defended the introduction of a new crime of blasphemous libel, sta… Read More
The caution of the following real life newsgroup conversation is "be careful what you ask for - you might just get it"Engineer #1: I bought my 7-year old daughter a guinea pig over the weeke… Read More
I've just returned from my post lunch sham shite, although it's almost too cold to be sham shiteing, and in the imortal words of Brian The Boult ...Someone had left a floater and no ordinary… Read More
It’s been a while. I’ve been in the Far East brushing up on my specialist black ops ninja training. By Far East I mean Stoke and by specialist black ops ninja training I mean wor… Read More
Fuckin Child Of Prague my arse. There are people here in my place of labor, and by people I mean women, who firmly hold true that a statue of the Child Of Prague, placed in the back garden o… Read More
So there I stood staring out at the fuckin miserable pissy muck falling from the sky wondering what the fuck the Irish ever did to deserve summers of this shiteous magnitude. Seriously the l… Read More
From todays Indo....Taoiseach-elect Brian Cowen claimed yesterday it would be "hypocritical" not to accept the massive pay rises awarded to him and fellow ministers. The Tanaiste revealed th… Read More
Hi lad,In case you’re wondering why that money has not reached your account yet don’t panic. I’m still good for it. You see I thought I would simply put it into your accoun… Read More
Life is sexually transmitted.Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sand… Read More