(original date: 12/23/05)The other day I was confronted with one of those quintessential awkward moments that defines what I think is so funny about serious people, one of those every day Se… Read More
Every week our UPS man, like the sociopathic Santa Claus that he is, delivers us a bundle of joy. No, not a baby - that only happened once and it wasn't nearly as wacky as "Three Men an… Read More
Every week among our large number of DVDs we get into our growing catalog come low budget, low grade "Urban" genre films. Low budget or not, these movies are great in their own way, and the… Read More
We get many customers that stumble in drunk, and therefore finally able to appreciate classics such as "Little Man", "Dinosaur Valley Girls", movies from the continuing series of "American P… Read More
Anna Nicole Smith, well-known health guru, feminist spokesperson, noted voluptuary and star of "Naked Gun: 33 1/3", was pronounced dead today, her body having finally caught up with her brai… Read More
(Original date: 12/11/05. Why this was drafted and not posted I don't know. I feel like maybe it was and I wanted to add to it but never did. Anyway here it is, another slice of Media Wave l… Read More
(Original date: 2/7/06. Definitely posted on What The Balls, but it deserves another skimming. In fact, it inspired a new correspondence/friendship with the wife of the following person...)W… Read More
(original date: 2/19/06. may have been a post on What The Balls, but i can't remember)This week I have 2 great pictures that go together in a piece I like to call "He Said, She Said, They're… Read More
(original date: 3/2/06)"Here comes your mother, put your pants back on"I would say that this must seem hilarious when taken out of context, but there was no real context in the first place… Read More
(original date: 3/25/06)Here are some stupid questions I just don't understand someone asking, and the responses I'd like to give:(almost every phone call is exactly like this, no exaggerati… Read More
original date: 10/15/06I was reading old music news stories from earlier this summer and I came across the headline “Korn Cancel Tour”, and being the dedicated Korn fan and jet s… Read More
Hey... It's been a while. I hope you're well. No, I guess I didn't realize it was this late, did I wake you? Are you just saying that, or did I really? Cause it sounds like I did. I mean, it… Read More
I am back for spring break (SPRING BREEEEAAAK!!!!!!) and to celebrate my break from the arduous routine of drinking and casual sex as a college underclassman, I opted not to deal with the f… Read More
This post may be, as they say, "too soon", but I have to share with you the disturbing events of a day that will now live in comic infamy, Janurary 31, 2007.As many of you may know, yesterda… Read More
This week I decided to be, as a customer trying to be cute said, "different" with my Employee Picks section. I decided, as you will read, that since I won't be around much to change up my pi… Read More
Dear loyal readers, disloyal readers, customers who unknowingly stumbled upon this blog looking for internet coupons (and/or porn) and became instant fans, and customers who came upon this i… Read More
Gift certificates to Media Wave are a popular way to show your kids you understand them on a personal level, while proving that the true meaning of Christmas isn't about gifts or money but r… Read More
Hey everyoneA new one from my on going series of Cardz Wit At'tude, otherwise known as the "Hey, I'm a dog" series of generic holiday cards. Happy New Year, yall!This and all other cards fro… Read More
We opened the store this morning to find a note on the counter that mysteriously read:"-White kidnapped 2 months, 2 rednecks, 8 miles. Televised.-Black girl kidnapped 45 minutes, either way… Read More
From time to time we get customers who are walking jokes, leaving us with very little effort to put into making jokes out of them on the internet. The other day this woman comes in with her… Read More
As a lazy man, I'm giving you a lazy man's Thanksgiving post.This is from last year. Check it out, you turkey.I'm not a turkey, you're a turkey!Here's a preview:This is a picture of my ball… Read More
A couple of rants for today:1. When you had me a debit/credit card and I ask you "Would you like to use this as debit or credit?" and you respond "Debit... or credit", it's not answering my… Read More
Quote of the Day:A young girl brings up the DVD box for Coyote Ugly to show her mother, her mother says "I danced on that bar!"Then they rented it together. Because after all, it's better fo… Read More