2011-12-31 06:25
The only time I don't mean what I say is when I say I don't mean it.the best news, from the best bullshit, from the worst source Read More
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2011-10-07 04:03
HORSES UNITE! I love when bands now sound like shit that was good when I feel old. This shit sounds like Purple Rain Era Prince but it's current. Dudes used to be the backing band every once… Read More
2011-10-02 04:50
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2011-10-01 08:32
We have known each other for a while. From the moment I met you I thought that you were comfortable at being you. I observed you like I was a child watching a carousel. Well, a drunk child… Read More
2011-09-28 07:42
American Juggalo from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.Here's some love for the Juggaloves. What are these, you say? Caring creatures that share the likeness of clowns. But love all. Ass long ass they lo… Read More
2011-08-13 07:21
If you want a happy ending, stop your story before it's over.the best news, from the best bullshit, from the worst source Read More
2011-08-09 06:57
I learned that it was not food, nor love, nor acceptance I hungered for...but something more. I looked again at my words to find it, but everyone seemed afraid of what i would do with it and… Read More
2011-08-02 05:03
Abel was always a wiry fellow. His hands hung low and brushed the pockets of our older brother Hosea’s hand-me-down jeans so much that when they got to me, I could only use the back po… Read More
2011-07-14 05:10
When I was a kid I had some really ratty pants. They scuffed the ground when I walked and I tucked them in my shoes so they wouldn’t make noise. The shuffling of my footsteps was not m… Read More
2011-07-07 06:19
If you were a candy wrapperthat made a bunch of noisethat i could get to open upby being so sweetthis messagewould self destructso the new mecould be the old me.the best news, from the best… Read More
2011-06-22 05:48
"This ain't my first rodeo, but it ain't my last bull fight, neither."if i don't quote it, that means i wrote it. - mumbleswell, at least part of it.the best news, from the best bullshit, fr… Read More
2011-06-12 07:12
New York Post : Taurus (April 21-May 21) Horoscope June 12, 2011"You won't be able to please certain people this weekend so don't waste your time trying. If anything you should go to the ot… Read More
2011-06-04 05:10
When I was little girl I stepped into a bodega to buy myself a packet of Swedish fish. I was enamored by the lights and temperature of the air conditioned song of the refrigerator that kept… Read More
2010-11-13 06:41
I used to know this girl. I'd go to her place to have a beer, the toilet and whatnot. She'd meet me down at the front after the respective phone call with a match. A match so exhausted I cou… Read More
2010-10-26 18:14
This dude is just straight Gangsta! I would love to see the Ghetto Ninja pair off against The Real Dwight Schrute! Battle to the death. FINISH HIM! Click through for the video, trust me, it'… Read More
2010-10-15 21:06
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2010-10-08 19:33
VIA Redditthe best news, from the best bullshit, from the worst source Read More
2010-08-23 01:48
What's the best way to say "fuck you" to a girl that you loved? Cee-lo Green Style. Def the jam of the late summer.the best news, from the best bullshit, from the worst source Read More
2010-07-13 20:12
Drew Landry, crawfisher turned oil field worker, steals the show the first Town Hall meeting of the Presidential Oil Commission. In the song he pleads about just wanting a job and how hard i… Read More
2010-06-30 16:54
Saw this yesterday around lunch time and was highly intrigued. I hung around long enough and she gave a me a five dollar coupon. That left me with a bill of 5 bucks for a high quality lunch… Read More
2010-06-19 08:08
Satan as imagined by the creator of The California Raisins.This is the from the movie The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986). It is a claymation version that surrounds the characters from his w… Read More
2010-05-11 16:14
Warning: Many horses and extras were violently injured in the making of this awesome chase scene. Ask an American what the best chase scene in cinematic history and they say bullshit like Bu… Read More
2010-05-06 16:36
I have always hated this woman but now I have a reason.the best news, from the best bullshit, from the worst source Read More
2010-05-01 10:16
On Sunday morning, post Easter, Jesus had been resurrected from the dead. I was non- plussed. Not being a catholic and drinking myself into a coma on a weekly basis, I didn’t think any… Read More
2010-04-09 17:31
The Ross Sisters singing bizarrely about potato salad and a bunch of other weird shit.the best news, from the best bullshit, from the worst source Read More
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