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2019-03-28 15:37
Every time I hear this song I think I should share this here on the Blog.For years I haven’t, so I am sharing it now. Skunk Anansie – You Do Something To Me You do something to m… Read More
2018-06-12 05:48
Between rebel uprisings and the building of Death Stars, Lord Vader often found his day to day life a bit boring, to pass the time he would often begin a new hobby. Since Vader had recently… Read More
2018-02-16 11:57
During a recent photo shoot of the world famous speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil chimps, there was a short rebellion from the apes which took place right in the middle of the photo s… Read More
2017-11-16 04:17
During the 80s, Jason and Freddy were on the tips over everyone’s tongues. No one had ever seen such scary mayhem and destruction by single individuals before. Although the two could a… Read More
2017-11-13 03:24
Unknown to most, as Elliott was sleeping, ET would often sneak down to the local bar and spin records for pocket change. ET then used this money to feed his insatiable craving for Reese's Pi… Read More
2017-11-02 05:09
Meth brained lover hidin' under yellow covers
When I talked to da master, he say
He said, you ain't cooked nothin'
'Till you're crystal blue cookin
Untill then you'd best be changin' your wa… Read More
2017-10-27 07:49
This shirt features an image of some galactic travelers from a galaxy far far away who came here a long long time ago, just to mock our popular culture of the fifties, sixties, and seventies… Read More
2017-09-29 03:56
I’m Popeye the Boxer Man, I’m Popeye the Boxer Man. My opponents are finich Cuz I eats me spinach. I’m Popeye the Boxer Man. I’ll land my right-hooka and dodge the to… Read More
2017-09-20 04:18
Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?
C is for cookie, and wookie ...
The post Wookie C… Read More
2017-09-19 04:29
"Come in." Beckoned a deep voice from behind the door.
I nervously reached for the door knob, turned it with my sweating hand, and attempted to peer into the large room behind it. My eyes be… Read More
2017-09-07 04:39
After these astronauts strapped themselves in front of experimental rockets which contained enough fuel to blow up some towns, then hurtled themselves at tens of thousands of miles per hour… Read More
2017-08-30 04:18
In the early days of Pac Man, Pac was always contained within a ROM chip. Now and then he would be release from the ROM to run around a maze eating various sorts of pellets for a while until… Read More
2017-08-10 09:36
The following is an actual fact, and should not be confused with what you might learn in school or on Wikipedia.
Rubik's Cubes are in fact made in gigantic wareh...
The post Painting A Rubik… Read More
2017-07-26 07:58
Stuck in the most miserable point of his life, Joe decided to stop on the way home to pick up his favorite pizza and six pack of bottled beer. He thought the favorite savory flavors and smal… Read More
2017-07-10 04:17
Having brought the creatures up from the depths of the ocean, the girl raised her bloom of jellyfish towards the clear blue sky. The jellyfish welcomed the free space around them, having bee… Read More
2017-06-23 06:25
Beaker took the breakup of the Muppets particularly hard, his initial days following the show’s cancellation were reduced to eating large bags of cheetoes and smoking meth. After sever… Read More
2017-05-31 07:04
Oh poor Ted, his bromance seems to be coming to an end, look at his sad eyebrows, I feel so bad for him. Take another hit of that...
The post Ted Water-pipe Shirt appeared first on Chasing C… Read More
2017-05-23 07:56
I live in a noisy polluted city, whose buildings stretch so far to the sky, that sun beams can rarely hit the people walking below. The air is thick with the hot smell of cars, and there is… Read More
2017-05-17 09:27
Hey…pssst. Come here…Check these out. These red and white spotty shrooms are incredible. Beauties aren’t they? These babies will rock your world. Last time I tried these… Read More
2017-05-17 08:47
“Oh oh, this is a good one, I look like such a star, I should send this to NASA.” “Just a thousand more selfies and I get to put in a fresh memory card.” “A hun… Read More
2017-05-10 02:52
Although being a clown came naturally to poor Bonozo, his inability to escape from clownhood was never easy for him. Bonozo was not your average clown. He did not put average sized feet into… Read More
2017-05-01 16:12
Thank goodness, we are not our crappy backwards ancestors who used to romp through the forest paths on horseback, and walk around on the soft ground of the natural earth surrounded by all so… Read More
2017-02-16 05:49
Leonardo Da Vinci was a Renaissance man, whose curiosity was equaled only by his power to invent. He is widely considered to be one of the greatest painters of all time and perhaps the most… Read More
2017-02-15 16:31
This is a picture of me as a child with my favorite childhood pet going to school for show and tell.
You probably didn't hear about me and my T-Rex, not because it didn't happen, but becau… Read More
2017-02-13 09:52
Though “Fast Food” in modern English usually describes paper wrapped greasy food products peddled by clowns, the term does have a much longer history. The oldest known use of the… Read More
2017-02-13 05:32
This shirt contains no hares, lapin, coney, cony, cottontail, cuniculus, lagomorph, bugs, bunny and most certainly no rabbits. It does not contain any lewd, crude, or any other type of expli… Read More
2017-01-04 10:28
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man. Blutos gots me in the Can. He made such a ruckus so I kicked his tukus I’m Popeye the pris’ner man. I’m one tough delinquent, which… Read More
2016-12-19 11:26
Where I come from, rain is the treble, thunder is bass, lightning excites the air, and all creatures move to the rhythm of the land. In the evening as the moon comes out, I stir from my dwel… Read More
2016-12-19 04:36
There I was, happily minding my own business after a long day of hard work, sitting quietly, sipping a few beers, and enjoying the ladies as they danced and flirted with me. Yes, late night… Read More
2016-12-08 09:35
Chewbacca, (born a long long time ago), also known as Chewie by his friends, was a legendary wookie, smuggler, first mate, and co-pilot, but became best known for his short stint as a player… Read More
2016-11-11 08:36
Cruizin around, on his wave, made of sound. Sound Surfer’s the dude, on this shirt. Moving round town, just a bit, above ground. He never falls down, in the dirt. … Read More
2016-10-27 17:00
As the cassette plunged into the sea, a distracted octopus let free the crab he had been gleefully ripping the limbs off, and set out to bully the new small rectangular invader on his turf… Read More
2016-09-19 09:42
It was the trip of a lifetime, having never left our home town, let alone our country, my wife and I set off to China to try and find our favorite animal, the giant panda, in it’s natu… Read More
2016-08-17 06:23
Now and then my memory for one reason or another goes back to something that happened to me a couple of decades ago as I was spending seven months backpacking overland and water through Indi… Read More
2016-08-07 13:34
One full moon lit night, in my old wild west town, while on the way back home with dinner, I began to hear an unusual stirring in the trees, that did not match the usual evening breeze. I sa… Read More
2016-08-03 10:17
The idea that peace can be brought about by war is about as stupid as thinking that only fire can bring on the cold. Though the end of a war does of course result in peace, before the war be… Read More
2016-05-08 18:17
It is amazing how something with seemingly so little value, might actually be worth so much. I want to tell you a short story about something of value that was almost taken from my home rece… Read More
2016-05-05 06:53
Although coulrophobia (the fear of clowns), may sometimes be considered hilarious by people who find other people’s fears to be funny, it is estimated to effect upwards of 10% of the p… Read More
2016-04-07 13:15
I bet most of you missed this episode where Superman and Spiderwoman save India from whatever they needed saving from. Please watch, enjoy, and share this important video with your friends… Read More
2015-11-16 08:37
I was just listening to this, and though everyone else should listen to it also. So please press play below and help fulfill my dream of everyone else listening to this song by Angels And Ai… Read More
2015-09-11 07:58
I stumbled across this video on YouTube the other day. It is titled Air Afrikaans. Check out this team of narcissistic stewardesses as they belittle and control their helpless customers. The… Read More
2015-08-19 05:23
There I was, minding my own business, casually wandering around the jungles of Borneo, when all of a sudden this funny looking orangutan jumps out of the bush wearing a potato sack, and star… Read More
2015-08-12 09:13
I have occasionally struggled with the meaning of my life, but sometimes it’s meaning is clear. I was grown in a lab, as were my brothers before me. My life’s ambitions were… Read More
2015-05-28 07:35
About a year ago now, something happened to me which shook my reality a bit, although hundreds of others also experienced this small event, for me it had a profound meaning that I will now s… Read More
2015-05-13 08:12
This just needs to be shared.
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2015-04-08 03:40
A few years back now, out of the blue, I received a phone call from a former female workmate that I had not heard from in quite a while. It seems that this friend, Anne, had actually sought… Read More
2015-03-30 07:34
Danger Panda was arrested nearly a decade ago as he was found with his friends robbing, and destroying a local drug store. During the arrest his friends were killed for attacking the police… Read More
2015-01-06 09:51
On a mostly unremarkable morning a few years back, as I was walking from my house down my street, there was a chance meeting which would change my life for many years to come. The sun was sh… Read More
2014-12-16 07:09
I decided to post this Imagine Dragons music video here which features Lou Diamond Phillips and Alexandra Daddario, not so much because I enjoy the beat, which I do, but mostly because… Read More
2014-11-22 16:14
Over recent years, pop groups from various countries have been increasingly using YouTube as a vehicle to launch their culture on the world. This is yet another in a long list of pop songs t… Read More
2014-11-16 18:09
Mirror Mirror On The wall. Your backwards light reveals all. From my feet until my head, don’t show me flaws it’s what I dread.
The post Mirror Mirror appeared first on Chasing C… Read More
2014-09-30 03:27
On Sept 4, 1958, Pierre La Francais, the world’s most famous beverologist, was investigating reports of animal activities at the base of the Mackenzie river delta near Tuktoyaktuk. On… Read More
2014-08-03 09:16
I have one thing special, that sets me apart, something is different, when it comes to my heart. For if I feel passion, or am gripped by fear, rather than heart beats, it’s vibrations… Read More
2014-07-21 04:09
Pac-Man? Yeah I knew him, but I haven’t seen him in years now. Do you know why we called him Pac-Man? He used to eat so many pills, packs of them each day, and one day we took the pill… Read More
2014-06-26 18:04
I know you probably all think that I live under a rock or something, but I had never heard of Pop Evil until today when I heard “Torn To Pieces”. I like its mellow beat, catchy t… Read More
2014-05-19 15:48
A few days ago I had a very strange experience, maybe not an overly unexpected one, but it was very strange just the same. I had gone to the local shopping mall with my girlfriend to look fo… Read More
2014-04-20 06:24
Unfortunately in life, many people who know what is right and wrong, still choose the wrong path. Their selfish actions hurt others around them, and causes unnecessary misery. Their victims… Read More
2013-09-24 05:12
Vince: “I’m still not sure what we are doing here John, I mean you found this great looking Blue Monster, hats off to you for that , but now you have him under the ring eating a… Read More
2013-09-02 10:35
Women have often accessorized throughout history using things such as fancy hairpieces, jewelry, and pretty shoes with a handbag. The handbag may at times contain a cute little dog with a li… Read More
2013-08-17 15:10
Not many people are truly familiar with what went on at the very core of the Death Star. Although most know of it’s very large power reactor, once the Death Star’s capacitors wer… Read More
2013-07-29 09:53
Everyone knows that one of the most feared powers in the universe is that of the black cat. It has been known for thousands of years that the simple crossing of a black cat in your path will… Read More
2013-06-22 18:53
Ween is one of my favorite bands, some of their songs are defiantly played an awful lot around here. This is a fan made video of Ween’s “Did you see me?”. To me this song r… Read More
2013-06-06 02:26
It’s been a while since I posted some music here, although most people have probably heard this song before, I know for me at least it is one tune that I enjoy listening to again… Read More
2013-05-28 13:37
I have been getting really tired of hearing people say the phrase “Time is Money” to me recently. Though I can understand the merit of the phrase when spoken during business hour… Read More
2013-05-24 06:50
Elliott could never have imagined, even just weeks ago, that he would be in such a position. He never knew as he rode through the forest that day, with his extra terrestrial friend, that he… Read More
2013-05-09 05:07
“We interrupt your regular broadcast for this important message from our very own man in black, our local shiny well dressed, cape bearing friend from Tatooine. The dude with the super… Read More
2013-05-07 16:11
Bud was a small bullied child, who grew up to be a small bullied man. As an adult, Bud became a world famous horse jockey, but even with fame and fortune, adults, teenagers, and other jockey… Read More
2013-04-04 14:28
A few years ago now on a summer weekend afternoon, I had a conversation with my girlfriend at the time, Charlene, that has stuck in my head quite a bit over recent years. We had made plans t… Read More
2013-04-02 13:34
I am just days away from a two week holiday to my hometown of Vancouver Canada, it is always nice to see the west coast of Canada in the spring, often during this time of year the trees will… Read More
2013-03-12 16:57
Next time you or someone you love are having a hard time sleeping, please consider listening to Samuel L Jackson soothing voice as he lulls you and your children to sleep with some lovely st… Read More
2013-01-06 16:42
One of the prime teachings of Sithism is that as sure as Dagobahs gnarltrees will petrify, eventually Sith will Happen. The phrase “Sith Happens” is used commonly throughout the… Read More
2013-01-04 17:13
And here we have WWF taking his well deserved and rightful spot at center ring, stopping for just a moment to pose for the cameras. Oh wait, whats this!? It looks like the previous WWF champ… Read More
2013-01-03 16:12
I have been reading fellow writer and friend, Robert Morshel’s blog for a short while now, and have found him to be always good for a laugh, so I invited him to come write a post for m… Read More
2012-11-27 19:27
An epic display of bad driving, road rage, and revenge.
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2012-11-24 08:17
Wili was a good kid, but the natural pigment of his skin often caused others to not take him seriously. Wili’s earliest memory was of him learning to ride his bike as a child, the whol… Read More
2012-11-13 11:43
Darth was not a very good person, even though he came from a loving mother, for some reason, he did many horrible things. Standing in the way of anything Darth might do, or anywhere near it… Read More
2012-11-13 05:28
This is a fantastic video in the spirit of TED talks, highlighting how Social Media campaigns work for large, and uprising business. I get many e-mails each day from these types of companies… Read More
2012-11-12 18:41
I don’t know if you have visited the retail part of this website yet, but I happen to have what I feel is several hundred of the funniest shirts ever created. I know that not everyone… Read More
2012-10-22 16:19
As most of you know, I sell products on the internet to make a living these days, recently a friend of mine also expressed an interest in starting a similar type of business, so he asked me… Read More
2012-10-21 08:04
I started this website about four years ago now, and although it took a good six months or so for things to get going, after some time, thanks to websites like StumbleUpon, Digg and especial… Read More
2012-09-03 07:15
Lighting flashes through the dark sky, and a cold heavy rain falls on the late night delivery truck as it lowers it’s precious cargo down from the rear. Curious zoo workers look in at… Read More
2012-08-25 11:58
A couple of decades ago, I slowly but surely made my way through the trilogy of The Lord Of The Rings while I was away for a vacation with the family. I found it a difficult to read, but it… Read More
2012-07-31 12:45
Sometimes due to something someone says, or something I read somewhere, a distant memory of me sitting in a government office applying for an educational grant pops into my head. Part of the… Read More
2012-07-11 10:07
I was happily relaxing, when I began to hear the sounds of trouble working it’s way through the house. Doorways were being forcefully opened and closed, as the aggravator’s foots… Read More
2012-06-25 17:59
If you ever run into Satan, it is very important that you do not take anything from him. Just look what happened to Beck. Satan Gave Me A Taco – Lyrics Satan gave me a taco and it made… Read More
2012-06-16 03:56
When the aliens make their arrival, this is the first thing we should show them.
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2012-06-15 06:55
My eleven year old son asked me the other day why wars start. This is obviously a very difficult topic to explain properly, so I decided to over simply it for him as much as I could. I told… Read More
2012-06-12 11:48
This is a fantastic song that I have not heard in a while, about a topic that I have been thinking about quite a bit recently. Most already wealthy people I know, are still trying very very… Read More
2012-05-21 04:28
Some of you may feel I have too many cat, and not enough dog videos here on Chasing Carrots Blog. Believe it or not, I do actually like dogs, I know a few good dogs around the neighborhood I… Read More
2012-03-27 13:52
Hi, my name is Scott, and I am a video game junkie. I am not sure exactly when it all started, I seem to have the vague memories of sitting downstairs at a family friend’s house on New… Read More
2012-03-15 15:05
I wish I had missed my trip to the grocery store today, had not wandered towards the magazine racks, or stopped to thumb through “Fowls Of Fortune” magazine. If only I had forgot… Read More
2012-03-10 14:43
Working can be stressful, and who among us hasn’t just wanted to let go and smash something sometimes? Check out this garbage guy’s reaction to something being stuck in the trash… Read More
2012-03-03 08:18
There are many different evolved and developed fighting styles in the world, through training, the students learn to see the tell tale signs of where an opponent is intending to strike, they… Read More
2012-02-20 10:45
When I first started this business, I thought I had a great idea, I would be a reseller of hard to find and interesting products from all sorts of factories I had sourced out. I would sell t… Read More
2012-01-24 06:22
This is a song that has been stuck in my had now for a little over two decades, one of my favorites. Wish you were here by Pink Floyd. Enjoy! Pink Floyd : Wish You Were Here So, so you think… Read More
2012-01-08 06:43
I have been wanting to write something on this for quite a while, but have not been able to put it all together into an article that would really express my feelings of chaos towards the mod… Read More
2011-12-21 03:29
Here is a bit of holiday cheer, spread by the fat man in a white beard.
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2011-12-12 16:30
It was a day at the zoo, we were all having fun. We snickered at the panda, as he played in the sun. Then the Panda growled deeply, and he crashed through the door. He’d heard so many… Read More
2011-11-02 18:45
I had a bit of a strange conversation the other day with a friend of mine, I had just informed her that the business has finally begun to pay the bills, and I guess she got a little ex… Read More
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