2010-07-28 11:00
You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate Read More
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Funny Jokes & Amusing Stories is a collection of funny jokes and amusing stories of everyday life.
2010-07-26 16:00
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielbe… Read More
2010-07-26 00:00
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a… Read More
2010-07-24 04:00
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes Read More
2010-07-23 05:00
Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border Read More
2010-07-22 05:00
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) relig… Read More
2010-07-21 23:51
10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You can't fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in Hell.5. Hell is forever, college just… Read More
2010-07-21 23:51
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." - Drum on every available surface. - Sing the Batman theme incessantly. - Sta… Read More
2010-07-21 23:48
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize… Read More
2010-07-21 23:47
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5. You have to pay your o… Read More
2010-07-21 23:45
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.7. When you criticize him, he… Read More
2010-07-17 06:00
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket… Read More
2010-07-14 21:00
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK… Read More
2010-07-14 04:00
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"The… Read More
2010-07-13 05:00
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning Read More
2010-07-12 05:00
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way… Read More
2010-07-11 05:00
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"The German… Read More
2010-07-11 04:00
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head Read More
2010-07-10 04:00
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother Read More
2010-07-09 06:00
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fai… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall. 4. You see your underwear… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!! Read More
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