2010-08-21 16:08
I voted for McCain today at my local 7-11. I cast my vote at 7:45 this morning, and I made my decision very quickly. I couldn't vote for Obama. There was no way. It's not that I disagree… Read More
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Yes, it's a blog. Because my life is just that damn riveting.
2010-04-10 03:55
2010-04-10 03:53
2009-10-07 05:03
Today is my final day at work, my last day of helping people get their cars repo'd. That is, unless I end up doing that in Los Angeles. It's not what I hope to be doing, though. No, no… Read More
2008-02-06 21:19
I haven't had much to say for the past eight months or so. There have been plenty of ideas rolling around in my mind, and they've been fermenting there. For too long, some of them. I fear… Read More
2007-06-20 20:36
I just can't afford to go tanning.Gas prices are actually going down a little bit, but I won't be happy until we're back under $2/gallon...so I'll probably never be happy again.Please tell m… Read More
2007-06-20 06:57
"Make that change." That's good advice, Michael. I don't care that you might have been imagining yourself hiding in a junior high boys' locker room when you wrote those words. I have stil… Read More
2007-06-14 19:29
2007-06-06 22:03
Me? Drive David Carradine? THE David Carradine? Sure--I mean, of course! I'd love to drive him! Oh man, this is going to be so great. Me and David Carradine riding around in my Sentra… Read More
2007-06-05 07:45
A very special treat for you and yours Read More
2007-06-02 21:05
Actually, it's past time. I had my breakdown Wednesday night while driving back home after having my heart removed from my chest that evening. It wasn't ripped out by anyone else. No, no… Read More
2007-05-29 07:44
Rob McDill was one of my favorite people Read More
2007-05-28 03:34
This is in reference to these stories:this-a-one and that-a-oneI first found them both at Fazed Read More
2007-05-24 21:18
I have a feeling that this training does not include too much book larnin' Read More
2007-05-16 01:52
So back on the road I went. I should seriously consider becoming a long haul truck driver. I love driving!The trip to California started off with an important decision at a Southern Indian… Read More
2007-05-16 01:27
I arrived at David Carradine’s house ten minutes late, but I waited in my car for another thirty before he came out. While I waited, I got to know his dogs a little bit. He has a Gol… Read More
2007-05-11 18:30
Grooming is a situational activity. I participate in varying amounts of self-maint-enance (external) everyday, and somedays, like the days where I play Madden all day long, that means no gro… Read More
2007-05-02 21:46
It can't really end all blog entries...I mean, it's Part I! What about the other parts? This title is preposterous! It's self-defeating! It's ironic!When we last left our hero, he had ju… Read More
2007-03-25 15:30
I'm off to Minneapolis for the audition. Wish me luck and try to cope with my internet silence for a few days. It will be difficult, I know Read More
2007-03-21 14:36
One week remains until the Last Comic Standing auditions in Minneapolis, and last night I gave my final open mic performance in preparation for my attempt in front of a crowd consisting of f… Read More
2007-03-20 17:44
I sneeze a lot. Maybe more than most, I'm not sure. I know I sneeze daily. When I do sneeze, I usually rip off at least three in a row, too. I go whole hog when I sneeze. I don't hold i… Read More
2007-03-19 12:53
1. Brady Quinn's stepbrother doesn't have faith in his upcoming NFL career...and he's not afraid to have a conversation at a urinal.2. All air mattresses are not created equal. "I am so tir… Read More
2007-03-14 23:59
In lieu of the recent popularity of my site thanks to AOL and Google image searches, I have officially declared Single File Eyes the unofficial fansite of Jamie Foxx. Some of you may be thi… Read More
2007-03-12 23:58
The number one keyword people are using to find my site is "Jamie Foxx" because of a post I made last year. Well, if this is what the peoples wants, then the peoples is gonna gets whats the… Read More
2007-03-12 02:15
Untapped 07Untapped 08It's a two-fer! Read More
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