2008-12-13 04:39
Our perfect Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has been at the helm for one whole year (sigh). I have the biggest crush on this man (OHMYGOD!). He is clearly so very uncomfortable in the shallow… Read More
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2008-12-13 04:39
My poppets are frightened to leave the house. All across Dulwich, enormous posters and banners are on display, advertising the fact that the Antiques Roadshow is coming to the Dulwich Pictur… Read More
2008-07-08 20:27
I risk my life each day when I travel through the London Borough of Lambeth on my journey to work. Brixton is genuinely one of the scariest places on earth (gasp).To be completely honest, al… Read More
2008-07-03 20:19
If only we could all be as bright and clever as Guardian readers...I had a fresh comment on a very old blog post today, and I hope that it entertains you as much as it entertained me!Anonymo… Read More
2008-06-30 21:51
I returned from work this evening to discover that my perfect poppets had been joined by their little chum Tushar for a play date. The jolly troop were about to embark upon a game of spies… Read More
2008-06-19 19:55
I have made a special friend via the internet (don't panic, I am not being groomed by a paedophile). She moved "up North" not so long ago, but loves London almost as much as I do (sigh). I c… Read More
2008-06-12 13:09
My mother, Brenda, has been so very down of late, she says that she is feeling old: "Your grandma was younger than me when she died, and your grandpa too," she sighs. "These old bones of min… Read More
2008-06-08 20:33
I am having the most frightful time. It is so difficult for me to articulate my pain, explain my hardship (sigh).I recently went to visit an esteemed eyebrow guru (have you any idea how diff… Read More
2008-06-05 19:25
Gordon Ramsay uses the F word far too freely in my estimation, it suddenly seems as though he is constructing entire sentences out of the frightful coarse word, as opposed to tossing it rand… Read More
2008-06-05 15:14
Perfect Max insists that he is now too old for Bob the builder and tiring with Sportacus. My tiny man requests to spend his thirty minutes per day, TV ration, on Raven, Kerching and even Tra… Read More
2008-06-01 21:43
The big boss lolloped into my office on Friday morning without so much as a meeting request on Outlook.“Bea darling,” he bellowed, “since you have begun this column thingy… Read More
2008-05-18 07:26
My darling boy's perfect school had an inset day yesterday. We were forced to occupy the poppet at home, while his sweet teacher had a day of training. As working parents, we were faced wit… Read More
2008-05-14 05:51
Brenda (my darling mother) popped by this morning unannounced."You look so very bloated darling. What have you been eating?Are you constipated?" (she really is quite the charmer!)."Oh mother… Read More
2008-05-14 05:50
Life is far too short for sensible shoes. The first time I saw a pair of "healthy" Birkenstock sandals I was completely traumatised. I stared, wide eyed, speechless, and simply could not fat… Read More
2008-05-10 06:11
Everything has become far too superficial in my estimation. People are pre-occupied with appearance, which is after all so incredibly trivial…In my opinion Gordon Ramsay stands out in… Read More
2008-05-03 12:46
The lovely people over at Fairy have sent me this super widget (to the right) which provides practical tips to encourage our little ones to read. As a conscientious mother (sigh), this is cl… Read More
2008-04-28 09:02
Vanessa of The Fidra Blog has tagged me to carry out a meme. I can never normally complete challenges such as this but I have undertaken a number of creative exercises of late, at the insist… Read More
2008-04-21 22:00
My perfect six year old boy was recently given a new game for his Nintendo DS player by my mother Brenda. I was aware that darling Max had wanted an action game cartridge for the contraption… Read More
2008-04-16 09:39
I awoke the other morning to find my bedroom flooded with light. Like the Ice Queen I surveyed the scene from my bedroom window, smiling to myself as the profusion of enormous fluffy snowfla… Read More
2008-04-11 09:59
As many of you are aware, I have been busy crafting my novel "Sex Lies & Sellotape, confessions of a Dulwichmum," which was due to be published this month by The Friday Project. So many… Read More
2008-04-09 20:53
My poor distressed work colleague today insisted that I accompanied her to lunch in order that she could share her tale of woe. Apparently the honeymoon between she and her darling husband i… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I love to do my bit for charity, well any lady with a conscience does! I have found the work of The Starlight Children's Foundation - a charity that works to brighten the lives of seriously… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
James is in Washington (again) and I am bored, bored, bored. Tonight I have resorted to reading (the au pair) Magda's old copies of Now magazine. Vogue is cover to cover florals - and I am f… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
This evening as I crunched up the drive after work (that damn gravel is playing havoc with my heels, I observed our housekeeper, Albena, drag an enormous crate of empty wine bottles out towa… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I could not let the horrors I have witnessed on my TV screen go unmentioned (OHMYGOD!). It has become clear to me that urgent action must be taken (gasp). As a civilised nation we can no lon… Read More
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