2015-04-07 21:32
I foresee no Beastio Theorio at the moment. I am currently consumed by the pursuit of aesthetics, graduate studies, a compulsory job, wordsmithing, and other sundry activities. M… Read More
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A blog insisting on the fusion of brain and brawn, in order to create a consummate product for both meatheads and eggheads alike.
2013-07-22 03:40
I am currently sojourning in New York City, the place of my inception and my rearing. Wait, maybe I was reared in San Francisco? &nb&hell…Read More
2013-07-20 18:40
As I stated in the previous installment, my present goal is to achieve an aesthetic and lean physique that makes feminists regress into sexual… Read More
2013-07-09 01:24
For years I've struggled with the bench. I've conjured dozens of excuses as to what was truly stagnating my bench; wa… Read More
2013-07-08 20:30
Beastio Theorio returns after being more in-demand than Edward Snowden in Washington, D.C. &n&hell…Read More
2013-06-22 04:49
WE'REBACKBEASTIO THEORIO RETURNS 7.01.13 Read More
2012-12-07 03:06
And exhale. The villain with the modifier Super is back. As a writer known for his prolific nature, I realize… Read More
2012-11-22 09:08
An alternate presentation on the lifts, organized in order of importance.King Tier – the rulers of all lifts. These should be the focal point of all training. As these lifts prosper, s… Read More
2012-11-21 11:32
I think I need more squats, less calf raises.Attention, everyone: I have been thinking lately. Thinking about things. It is a rare phenomenon but it does occur. I will present these thoughts… Read More
2012-11-12 03:12
Beastio Theorio is a cosmopolitan blog; the reader may be located anywhere around this planet, nay, Universe. (Actually I am surprised that the sort of miscreants who would like… Read More
2012-10-31 01:25
I was in a deep and dank pit whose height seemed insuperable. I was weakened, wearied, woebegone, and the light that… Read More
2012-10-31 01:25
"Dear Diary, I remain a mere outline..." There are few mediums of expression which have the potential to be enlightening, co… Read More
2012-10-19 01:45
Every year I think Dennis Wolf should win the Olympia, and every year he places absurdly low. I continue to remain bur… Read More
2012-10-12 04:17
Well, like an inmate in Texas, I am fried. After weeks of setting PRs in the gym on nearly every session, my bo… Read More
2012-10-11 15:50
I have not forgotten about you baby birds of the Beastio flock. Life has intruded upon my peaceful daily habits of lifting, eating, writing, and reading and thus I have been away from the ke… Read More
2012-10-10 02:49
What follows are unfiltered and miscellaneous fragments of thoughts which I cannot present neatly on a silver platter, but… Read More
2012-10-10 02:48
I have taken my sleep supplement for the night and this rant will race against my physiology. This won’t be ela… Read More
2012-10-10 02:48
My last couple articles have been shrouded in bizarreness and may be alienating the meatheads that read this blog. We… Read More
2012-09-25 09:40
Having taken multiple astronomy classes as well as multiple anatomy/physiology and biology classes, I can comfortably say that I understand the concepts of giant masses of fusion reactions… Read More
2012-09-20 15:45
If only I knew our fate. (On a related note, Google "the Titanic never sank.") It was love at first sight. … Read More
2012-09-16 06:42
lolwut?It all started with a sickly 6’1” 155 lb youth who engaged in far too much endurance exercise and far too little useful activity. He ran and he jogged and he swam and he r… Read More
2012-09-16 06:41
It has come to my attention that after posting thisarticle about my training history, people having been talking… They’ve been talking about how since I didn’t show any pi… Read More
2012-09-15 21:21
***** the sword of struggle with the guitar of poetic feelingas he worked his bones on my skull more perfectly than a violin braced with sorrow,I realized I was still a decade away from ruli… Read More
2012-09-14 19:11
Maybe this fag will redeem himself when he takes a shirtless Facebook pic of his six-pack at 120 lbs. A zealot of the Beasti… Read More
2012-09-10 01:07
The first thing I would like to do is address the youngsters. So parents, if you would now leave the room and entrust… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I was idle this afternoon and decided to take some physique measurements, so I could then compare them to the Grecian Ideal. Here are the results:BOOM. There you have it. G… Read More
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