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2023-01-27 03:02
Q: Why can’t blondes tie shoes? A: They just can’t grasp the concept that the long thing goes around the hole, not into it. The post grasp the concept appeared first on Latestjok… Read More
2023-01-27 03:02
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions. The post redhead… Read More
2023-01-27 03:01
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?&r&hell…Read More
2023-01-27 03:01
A blonde sees a thermos in a store. She asks a clerk, “What is that and what’s it for?” The clerk answers, “It’s a thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold th… Read More
2023-01-27 03:01
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. The post dyes her hair brunette appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-27 03:00
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You… Read More
2023-01-27 03:00
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?” The librarian replied, “This is the library.” Then blonde whispered… Read More
2023-01-27 03:00
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. The post laugh on Saturday appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-27 02:59
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she’s at. The blonde replies, “I’m on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk.” The post… Read More
2023-01-27 02:59
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool. The post scratch-and-sniff appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-27 02:58
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, “Can’t yo… Read More
2023-01-27 02:58
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the b… Read More
2023-01-27 02:58
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, “Pull over!” The blonde responds, … Read More
2023-01-24 02:47
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. The post blonde dyes appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-24 02:46
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. The post blonde to laugh appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-24 02:46
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face, “Curtains for computers? You… Read More
2023-01-24 02:46
A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, “Honey, I have great news! We’re pregnant, and we’re having twins!” The husband is overjoy… Read More
2023-01-24 02:45
One day a blonde went into the library and asked the librarian, “Can I have a burger and fries?” The librarian replied, “This is the library.” Then blonde whispered… Read More
2023-01-24 02:45
A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The br… Read More
2023-01-24 02:45
A blonde gets lost and calls for directions. The operator asks which cross streets she’s at. The blonde replies, “I’m on the corner of Walk and Do Not Walk.” The po… Read More
2023-01-24 02:45
How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of a pool. The post kill a blonde appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-24 02:44
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, “Pull over!” The blonde responds, … Read More
2023-01-24 02:44
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, “Can’t yo… Read More
2023-01-24 02:44
A blonde and a brunette are watching a TV show. The brunette bets the blonde $10 that the man in the episode would jump off a bridge. The man jumps off the bridge and blonde pays the the bru… Read More
2023-01-20 03:12
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. “How do they feel?” asks the salesclerk. “Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde. The assista… Read More
2023-01-20 03:10
A blonde is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match, one is red and the other is white. Her friend sees her out and says, “You know your socks don’t match, right? You&rsq&hell…Read More
2023-01-20 03:10
There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, … Read More
2023-01-20 03:10
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run because she has a grenade in her mouth… Read More
2023-01-20 03:09
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? A: Give her a piece of paper that has “Please turn over” written on both sides. The post blonde busy appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-20 03:09
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, “Where did you get her?” The pig answered, “I won her at the fair.” The post pig answered appeared first… Read More
2023-01-20 03:09
There’s a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They’re going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the b… Read More
2023-01-20 03:07
Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a shotgun with 2 bullets. They make a fire. Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting… Read More
2023-01-20 03:07
This blonde calls me and says, “What’s your phone number? I cant find it!” The post phone number appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-20 03:07
A blonde woman decides that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While… Read More
2023-01-20 03:06
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head. The post takes so long appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-20 03:06
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey girls,” says the brunette, “Let’s go home early to… Read More
2023-01-20 03:06
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks&rd&hell…Read More
2023-01-15 04:41
Why did the blonde like lightening? She thought someone was taking a picture of her. The post blonde like lightening appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-15 04:40
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. The post I knew a blonde appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-15 04:40
A blonde, redhead, and a brunette were thinking about what they would do if they went to space. The redhead said, “I would adopt a martian.” The brunette said, “I would gi… Read More
2023-01-15 04:40
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you’ll lose at least five pounds… Read More
2023-01-15 04:40
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever. The post call a blonde appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-15 04:40
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it’s mine. The post she was pregnant appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-15 04:39
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, “My neighbor’s house is on fire!” The operator asked, “Where are… Read More
2023-01-15 04:39
May I take your order?” the blonde waitress asked. “Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special sir,” she replied, “we just tell them straig… Read More
2023-01-15 04:39
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city… Read More
2023-01-15 04:38
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don… Read More
2023-01-15 04:38
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, “I look fat,” and dies. The brunette says, ” I look… Read More
2023-01-15 04:33
How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone. The post blonde who dyes appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-15 04:33
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. The post blonde jokes so short appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-15 04:33
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her. The post How did the blonde die appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-15 04:33
So I asked a blonde, “Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?” She said, “The Sun, because I can look up and see it. The post So I asked a blonde appeared first on Latestjokes… Read More
2023-01-15 04:32
Brunette: “Where were you born?” Blonde: “The United States.” Brunette: “Which part?” Blonde: “My whole body.” The post My whole body appeared… Read More
2023-01-15 04:32
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff. The post blonde try to kill appeared first on Latestjokes Read More
2023-01-15 04:32
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks t… Read More
2023-01-15 04:31
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners The lady says, “Come Again!” The blonde says, “No, it’s toothpaste this time.” The post blonde drops off her dr… Read More
2023-01-15 04:25
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, “Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.” The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, &ldqu&hell…Read More
2022-09-25 12:16
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it The post time-traveling joke appeared first on latest Read More
2022-09-25 12:16
“I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed! The post good at sleeping appeared first on latest Read More
2022-09-25 12:15
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness The post crime at an Apple Store appeared first on latest Read More
2022-09-25 12:15
It takes guts to be an organ donor The post organ donor appeared first on latest Read More
2022-09-25 12:15
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know The post ordered a chicken appeared first on latest Read More
2022-09-25 12:15
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest The post sleep during nap appeared first on latest Read More
2022-09-25 12:14
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head! The post heels over head appeared first on latest Read More
2022-09-25 12:14
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice The post personal trainer appeared first on latest Read More

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