Girl: Hey, do you guys have some Pants that make me look like I had my legs chopped off?
Selfridges: Oh yea, these should do it. We patterned them off of the flappy ends of cheap suits.
Me: WHY WHY WHY
Girl: Hey, do you guys have some Pants that make me look like I had my legs chopped off?
Selfridges: Oh yea, these should do it. We patterned them off of the flappy ends of cheap suits.
Me: WHY WHY WHY
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