Despite having only seen a handful of the films, TV shows, and performances nominated for Golden Globes this year, I am going to do my best to predict the winners and runners-up for this year's Ricky Gervais-hosted -- and celebrity-roasting -- ceremony.
Best Motion Picture -- Drama
Winner: Spotlight
Runner-up: Mad Max: Fury Road
Best Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: The Big Short
Runner-up: Trainwreck
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -- Drama
Winner: Brie Larson -- Room
Runner-up: Cate Blanchett -- Carol
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Drama
Winner: Leonardo DiCaprio -- The Revenant
Runner-up: Eddie Redmayne -- The Danish Girl
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Amy Schumer -- Trainwreck
Runner-up: Jennifer Lawrence -- Joy
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Steve Carell -- The Big Short
Runner-up: Christian Bale -- The Big Short
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture
Winner: Kate Winslet -- Steve Jobs
Runner-up: Jennifer Jason Leigh -- The Hateful Eight
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture
Winner: Idris Elba -- Beasts of No Nation
Runner-up: Paul Dano -- Love & Mercy
Best Director -- Motion Picture
Winner: Tom McCarthy -- Spotlight
Runner-up: Alejandro Inarritu -- The Revenant
Best Screenplay -- Motion Picture
Winner: Spotlight
Runner-up: The Big Short
Best Motion Picture -- Animated
Winner: Inside Out
Runner-up: Anomalisa
Best Motion Picture -- Foreign Language
Winner: Son of Saul
Runner-up: Mustang
Best Original Score -- Motion Picture
Winner: The Revenant
Runner-up: Carol
Best Original Song -- Motion Picture
Winner: "One Kind of Love" -- Love & Mercy
Runner-up: "See You Again" -- Furious 7
Best Television Series -- Drama
Winner: Mr. Robot
Runner-up: Game of Thrones
Best Television Series -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Transparent
Runner-up: Orange is the New Black
Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Fargo
Runner-up: American Crime
Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Felicity Huffman -- American Crime
Runner-up: Lady Gaga -- American Horror Story: Hotel
Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Idris Elba -- Luther
Runner-up: David Oyelowo -- Nightingale
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series -- Drama
Winner: Viola Davis -- How to Get Away with Murder
Runner-up: Taraji P. Henson -- Empire
Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series -- Drama
Winner: Jon Hamm -- Mad Men
Runner-up: Bob Odenkirk -- Better Call Saul
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Rachel Bloom -- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Runner-up: Gina Rodriguez -- Jane the Virgin
Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Jeffrey Tambor -- Transparent
Runner-up: Aziz Ansari -- Master of None
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Regina King -- American Crime
Runner-up: Joanne Froggatt -- Downton Abbey
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Ben Mendelsohn -- Bloodline
Runner-up: Alan Cumming -- The Good Wife
Best Motion Picture -- Drama
Winner: Spotlight
Runner-up: Mad Max: Fury Road
Best Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: The Big Short
Runner-up: Trainwreck
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -- Drama
Winner: Brie Larson -- Room
Runner-up: Cate Blanchett -- Carol
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Drama
Winner: Leonardo DiCaprio -- The Revenant
Runner-up: Eddie Redmayne -- The Danish Girl
Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Amy Schumer -- Trainwreck
Runner-up: Jennifer Lawrence -- Joy
Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Steve Carell -- The Big Short
Runner-up: Christian Bale -- The Big Short
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture
Winner: Kate Winslet -- Steve Jobs
Runner-up: Jennifer Jason Leigh -- The Hateful Eight
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture
Winner: Idris Elba -- Beasts of No Nation
Runner-up: Paul Dano -- Love & Mercy
Best Director -- Motion Picture
Winner: Tom McCarthy -- Spotlight
Runner-up: Alejandro Inarritu -- The Revenant
Best Screenplay -- Motion Picture
Winner: Spotlight
Runner-up: The Big Short
Best Motion Picture -- Animated
Winner: Inside Out
Runner-up: Anomalisa
Best Motion Picture -- Foreign Language
Winner: Son of Saul
Runner-up: Mustang
Best Original Score -- Motion Picture
Winner: The Revenant
Runner-up: Carol
Best Original Song -- Motion Picture
Winner: "One Kind of Love" -- Love & Mercy
Runner-up: "See You Again" -- Furious 7
Best Television Series -- Drama
Winner: Mr. Robot
Runner-up: Game of Thrones
Best Television Series -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Transparent
Runner-up: Orange is the New Black
Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Fargo
Runner-up: American Crime
Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Felicity Huffman -- American Crime
Runner-up: Lady Gaga -- American Horror Story: Hotel
Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Idris Elba -- Luther
Runner-up: David Oyelowo -- Nightingale
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series -- Drama
Winner: Viola Davis -- How to Get Away with Murder
Runner-up: Taraji P. Henson -- Empire
Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series -- Drama
Winner: Jon Hamm -- Mad Men
Runner-up: Bob Odenkirk -- Better Call Saul
Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Rachel Bloom -- Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Runner-up: Gina Rodriguez -- Jane the Virgin
Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series -- Musical or Comedy
Winner: Jeffrey Tambor -- Transparent
Runner-up: Aziz Ansari -- Master of None
Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Regina King -- American Crime
Runner-up: Joanne Froggatt -- Downton Abbey
Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Winner: Ben Mendelsohn -- Bloodline
Runner-up: Alan Cumming -- The Good Wife
