Allright here are what my boyfriend Biff, my alien Scientist Friend Helos, the 200 Year Old Great Writer, and my aetheist scientist friend Dick think about the current great ‘Environmental Crisis’ our Planet Earth is going thru….That’s their opinion not mine….I’ll give mine later…….

(Biff)…..Fifi in 50 years we want have any oil because our consumer society especially this ‘country’ called the USA is gobbling up oil and other natural resources at an exponential rate….Look at all the waste the average American generates in his or her lifetime…All the garbage landfills, all the toxic pollutants we put in the sky…….In 50 years FIFI FRESH AIR AND WATER MAY BE……LUXURIES…….

(Helos)…..Fifi I have been on your Earth for centuries….The Ozone layer and radiation levels are so  much worse than they were a hundred years ago….The toxicity of your atmosphere especially in this place called Los Angeles are becoming a health hazard to millions and millions of people…Your summers are becoming much warmer….This is due to the effect known as Global Warming

(Dick)….My Dear Fifi we humans have evolved thru millions of years but I see us evolving into something different perhaps in only the next thousand years if we last that long….Because of damage to the environment I see more genetic mutautions…Just look at how many fewer animal species we’ll have living on Earth in the next 50 years because of man’s destruction of the environment…Perhaps say goodbye the Tiger, the Lion,  the Elephant, many speices of birds……

(200 Year Old Great Writer)…MY LUNGS ARE POISONED BY THE AIR OF 2010 FIFI…..MY NOSTRILS BREATH SMOKE AND TOXIC GASES  INSTEAD OF FRESH OXYGEN MY Dear FIFI….ESPECIALLY IN THIS CITY KNOWN AS LOS ANGELES….THE GERMS IN YOUR AIR…..THE POISON IN YOUR WATER…… A Polar Bear DOTH NOT  BE ABLE TO LIVE ON FRESH ICE ON THE NORTH POLE BECAUSE OF THIS ISSUE KNOWN AS GLOBAL WARMING MY DEAR FIFI?…..SHOULD A POLAR BEAR  DROWN?  SHOULD AN INNOCENT BIRD DIE A DREADFUL DEATH SOAKED IN OIL?  CAN THOU ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS MY DEAR FIFI?

Allright I’ll answer all these questions my liberal friends….Biff you’ve got that new gas guzzling SUV that you like to toy around with…I like your SUV and it’s  real comfortable but maybe you should trade it in for a bike if you’re so concerned about gobbling up precious oil and putting ‘toxins’ in the air…And don’t  bash the USA…We’ve got more enviormental regualtions than any other country in the world…Most of the pollution is coming from other countries…Helos you talk so much about your perfect environmental friendly planet Zatoris where you come from…Well maybe you should help us Earthlings in making our planet a better planet to live on instead of bashing us…Give us some environmental ideas from your ‘advanced society.’  Oh please Dick gimme a break….What are we gonna all be in 50 years?….THREE HEADED MONSTERS WITH SIX LEGS BECAUSE OF WHAT WE DID TO THE ENVIRONMENT…AS FOR SAVING THE ANIMALS I HEARD SOME RUMOR YOU BOUGHT YOUR SPOILED NEW GIRLFRIEND A FANCY FOX STOLE AND YOU EVEN TOLD ME YOUR FAVORITE MEAL IS A JUICY PORTERHOUSE STEAK SO PLEASE SPARE ME THIS PETA TALK….I think overall we humans are doing a good job at protecting endangered species….

FINALLY 200 YOGW……GIMME A BREAK…..YOUR LUNGS ARE POISONED BY OUR 2010 LA AIR?……YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE LUNGS….YOU’RE AN ASTRAL FIGURE…..YOU DIED 120 YEARS AGO…..YOU CAN’T BREATH ANYTHING…….YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH HIPPOCRITES…..