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All kinds of New Year’s Resolutions advice

From myself, from Flifi my fairy alter ego, from Alocki the alien from Zatoris, from Raj my Kundalini Yogi…My two spirit guides Goth and Au weren’t available to give New Year’s resolutions…I don’t understand…Are they at spirit guide New Year’s Party?

Me

Excercise Exercise excercise and try knocking off a minimum 10 pounds in 2011….I’M SORRY ALMOST EVERY AMERICAN COULD LOSE AROUND 10 POUNDS INCLUDING MYSELF….WE ARE GETTING TO BE A NATION OF FATTIES….DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO A GYM AND EXERCISE?  DO YOU HAVE TO RUN 5 MILES A DAY TO EXERCISE? NOOOOOOOOO….YOU CAN EXERCISE 30 MINUTES TO ONE HOUR A DAY BY CLEANING UP YOUR DIRTY HOUSE…FOR HEAVEN SAKES PICK UP ALL THAT JUNK LYING AROUND YOUR HOUSE…GOOD FOR YOUR STOMACH MUSCLES

Drink water and green tea…RIGHT NOW SAY IT…”FOR 2011 I WILL CUT DOWN ON SODAS THAT HAVE A TON OF SUGAR IN IT AND DIET SODAS THAT IS ABOUT THE WORST THING FOR YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE AND COFFEE THAT HAS A TON OF CAFFEINE…”

Ok my 2 cents for 2011…Alocki your 2011 resolution Advice to give to these people?

Alocki…?

Fifi I am not one to tell your audience because the Earth has completed another celestial around your sun that they should conduct such a thing called a ‘New Year’s Resolution..’  The advice Earth humans I will give should have been performed in 2010 and should be performed in your Earth year 2012 and beyond..

Advice for Earthlings

As Fifi has mentioned drink fluids that are low in sugar and other chemicals such as this diet soda that could affect neurotransmitter activity and the brain and also affect the heart rate

Maintain a weight that is proportonial to your height…..Ideally this is a wasit size of approximately no more than 33 inches for a human man and 30 inches for a human woman

Eat foods that are high in fiber and are photosynthetic….These are foods such as fruits, vegetables, nuts, fish….Cut down on sugars and meats that are high in cholestorol…Such foods that are not fresh or full of man made chemicals should also be avoided….

Such things such as processed foods should be restricted in ones diet…This processed food is not good for blood pressure and heart activity and perhaps may be be contributor to cancers such a colorectal cancer…

The reasoning to smoke, drink, or take any drugs (narcotics and even perhaps prescription or over the counter drugs) makes no sense to me…One already knows these things contributite to poor cellular health,,,I am flabergassed so many Earth humans especially in this country called the United States take such things…Healthy food and perhaps some herbs which one may find at one’s  health food stores are all that is needed…

Exercise for healthy cellular activity…It is known by your Earth scientists that exercise slows cellular death which means you will look and feel healthier and perhaps live longer…

For good cellular and especially mental health it is imperative you get a minimum seven hours of sleep per day…..

Ok Fifi I generally say this every year to all these humans

Great…OK Flifi any New Year’s resolutions to pass on that you think people should follow?

Fifi as you and Alocki have addressed health information my information to pass on for New Year’s advice will be financial…

Cut down on your debt…Cut down on your debt…Cut down on you debt…Pay those credit cards off…..

I hope you people didn’t do a lot of impulse buying his past Christmas…Don’t buy something just because someone else has it…Buy it because you need it or want it…

Save as much money as you can…Use coupons…check for sales….Do internet research before you buy a product….Compare items…..

Services that are not important to you you should eliminate…One more thing to cut out of your tight monthly budget

That’s my New Years’s resolution advice Fifi…

Great Flifi….Raj any New Year’s advice to give to these people so they can figure out their 2011 resolutions?

Fifi girl I tell all these people their goal in life is to Reach Nirvana…There is no other purpose in life…

To reach a state of nirvana in the afterlife so that you are not reincarnated in your next life you must

think about all your fellow man…Did you give a nice tip to the maid who came and cleaned your house this morning?  To the waitress who served you a nice breakfast?  To the homeless person who asked you for a few bucks or did you ignore him thinking him just wanting handouts and too lazy to look for work?  Did you realize over 1.5 million people have been out of work 2 years becaus of this recession?  What if you become homeless and someone ignores you if you ask for a handout?

You will not reach a state of nirvana by going to a weekly church event but still caring only about yourself or immediate family…

You will not reach nirvana by attaining wealth and giving only a small portion of your wealth to ‘charities.’ 

A person who has committed a crime and has suffered a long period time being imprisoned and has changed because of it has a better of reaching nirvana than some ‘good citizen’ who consitantly cheats others and cares only about himself or herself….

You will not reach nirvana by living a life of excess and materialism….You must think about others and not yourself…Look at the bees…They think of only their hive and colonies and will…

This advice I give to all people Fifi…To think of life as a self sacrifice so they may enjoy pleasure later on….

Omiloangosh that’s some deep karma to give these people to think about for 2011 Raj…..defintitely we all need to think of others and not about ourselves to reach ‘Nirvana’or the top of the ‘Astral Plane’ or ‘Heaven’ or whatever…I sure don’t feel like going thru all this nonsense living another ‘Earth life’ all over again…

OK hope you people think and follow some of these resolutions and wishing you all a Happy New Year 2011


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