The Women’s Rugby World Cup has so far been a tad disappointing.

Not the rugby. That’s been great.

No, what’s disappointing is the total and utter lack of scandal.

No tales of excessive drinking, no breaches of curfew, no drugs, no gambling, no dwarf tossing, no ferry diving, no arrests, no players sent home in disgrace, nothing.

Come on ladies. Amid all this talk of equality and discrimination you need to be playing your part…😉