A list of things that make sense to almost nobody:

Augbesians 'n Such

H Birch Nobleshire VII, Earl of Sexington and well-known Arlington playboy

Swint Brickshire, Earl of Chubsbury, heir to the Pantswelle Savoury Pie fortune

Wood Ultimatum

Oatsmobile

Garcia

A tiny dog catching a giant Frisbee

Orchids

Ichiro

Wrench

Hungry Hungry Hippos

The Bourne Identity

Courtney Lee, future All-Star

Kurt Rambis, Hall of Famer

The Rum District

And Also With You!

Sweater of Discontent

Eye Pepper

I gotta tell you guys, this is pretty great