Ten Reasons to Quit Your Job:

• You can lie around the house all day every day without worrying about using up sick days.
• Never miss another episode of Jerry Springer.
• Save money by eating lunch at home.
• You can devote more time to your blog when you don’t have to worry about a work schedule.
• Do your part to save the environment by cutting out a daily commute.  It’s for the children.
• Without a job, more time can be allotted for porch sittin’ & beer drinkin’.
• Every day can be casual Friday.
• Quitting your job gives you ample time to plot your next career move without the distractions of work.
• Lower your taxes.  Less work means less money owed to Uncle Sam…
• Without the daily obligation of a job, you can spend more time picking up aluminum cans along the side of the road.  Mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money!