PENS 1 SENS 0 (Series tied 1-1)

The Sens adopted (almost) perfectly the legendary Norwegian National Hockey Team defence against the Pens yesterday. The Boucher random-roster trap was very effective in raising the Kessel Kerfuffle quota to near breaking point. Just not pointed enough. Oh, well best of five Series it is.

Speaking of best of five, today’s match out west (in the east) is now a five game series, thanks to a bad game for Rinne. Seems Ryan’s comments on the hack ‘n slash style of the Duck’s Ryan made the douchey Ryan lash out with the witty retort: “He’s not my friend” - Ooooh...way to hack them pithy words, Kes.

Nashville Predators vs. Anaheim Ducks

5PM PDT - BRIDGESTONE ARENA - SN

Smashville will be hopping loud with catfish magic tonight. And the glory of 3rd round NHL Playoff WWE-on-ice hockey. Expecting a lower scoring game tonight with more cheapshots and less penalties. Some have asked why they even bother with on-ice officials for the Playoffs in Murica? It’s like playing in a socialist state. Sad. Freedom means never having to say you’re sorry about the spearing, slew foots, repeated cross-checks and headshots. We deserve to see more ‘hockey plays’ with less hockey, right?

Enjoy the ‘show’.