Well! What kind of grandmother could do such a thing?? Ummmm, wellll, the cat and I were innocently opening the curtains by his perch so he could enjoy the newly arriving birds, squirrels, etc. and SUDDENLY, a boy about 12 started across the lawn right in front of the window.

When he saw us there, (apparently unexpectedly) he dropped his papers, yelled, "OHMYGOSH!" and hightailed it out of there, eyes as big as saucers.

The unrepentent cat and grandma fell to the floor in gales of near-hysterical laughter. In her defense, Grandma may have been a little loopy after a late-night chaplain call to the hospital. However, a close surveillance reveals that she is still grinning.