Miss Samantha,

I've decided that I now have a crush on W. Brett Wilson of Dragon's Den. I would give up my life and be his trophy wife. Except, I'm pretty sure he would be all for my education because he's all big into philanthropy and Helping people and that's obviously my goal in life - helping people, helping him, whatevs. And there is only a 30-year age gap. And his kids are probably older than me. But he's just so dreamy...

Anyways,

Miss you!

xoxo Carrie