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By Ice

The Ex-Pimp

How can a Player win a bitches heart? There is a set formula and following it will almost always place you on the track to gettin yo dream bitch.

Well Player you can get the ball rollin in 5 easy steps that will only fail if you are a weak mutha fucka...I'm serious about this it's almost infallible!

Step 1: Get to know the Bitch...fo real!


Take your time and get to know the bitch, her friends and family if you have too, before you ask her out on a so-called romantic date. In starting out your relationships in this manner, as a so-called friend (keep yo eye on the prize you ain't there to be friends fool) your relationship is more likely to stand the test of time.


Step 2: Find out what she likes


Ask her what she is interested in and really listen to the bitches answer, because bitches love that shit. Later remember some of that shit she said and do it with her, or to her or whatever and things will start to move along a bit smoother fo sho! Don't forget to let the bitch do most of if not all of the talking, because you ain't learning a damn thing if you doin all the talkin fool.


Step 3: The con...can you handle it


After you have learned all you possibly can about what this bitch likes it doesn't matter if you are interested in it, too. If you really want the bitch you will do what she wants in the beginning,just to get her. For example, if she really likes horror movies, then get yo ass to a video store and rent some shit she hasn't seen, or take her to the latest horror movie playing. Just get in the game Player.


Step 4: Is she feelin you? If not set yourself apart from the competition


By this point you should know if things are going well and if not ask the bitch what she thinks about the time you spend together. If things are going downhill then it's time to set yourself apart from everyone else. Ask her to do something you know nobody else has done with her over and over again until she see you aren't like the others. You should know what these things are if you did well in step 2. Do this to help you established a more solid relationship that is different from anything she has ever experienced.


Step 5: If it still ain't workin


LEAVE PLAYER IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON! You've already spent too much time on this bitch anyway! Besides she’ll call when she hasn’t seen or heard from you in days! If not, SO-THE-FUCK-WHAT!


Keep Playin Player

Ice
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