1. Lunch hour joggers. I'm already sitting alone at my desk shame-eating Frito pie, I don't need your toned, Spandex-clad ass jogging past me to remind me just how out of shape I am.

2. Tulsa World article comments. Information be damned, when I read the paper, what I really need is to see what gunsacrossamerica, soonerborn, foulshot and bluebird87 have to say.

3. Oklahoma. Just for today. Just for a little while. This is why.

4. The meter maid. Because now there are two of them.

5. The GOP. Why?