Former military commander and current prime minister, Rear Admiral Frank Bainimarama disclosed to the reporters on Friday that he has received overwhelming support and a guaranteed assurance for a clean sweep in the upcoming general elections during a conversation he had with himself.

"It was a very private and comforting conversation," Bainimarama stated.

When pressed for more information by the reporters, Bainimarama opened up and related the conversation in detail.
"Well we spoke about Chaudhary, my new post and my chances in the upcoming election. But mostly it was about the upcoming elections and my clean sweep. Never before in my entire life have i ever been assured of such a concrete victory till last nights conversation with myself."