God is sitting in Heaven when a Scientist says to
Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has
finally figured out a way to create life out of
nothing. In other words, we can now do what you
did in the beginning.

"Oh, is that so? Tell me," replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and
form it into the likeness of you and breathe life
into it, thus creating man."

Well, that's interesting. Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts
to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."