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Smooch here, and how are mew doing today?
So dudes and dudettes we're going to be Smooching All Offur The Planet as we Smooch Around the Wurld ~ how much fun, so much fun!
Oh and because The B Team doesn't use conventional means of Travel, I'll be using the TTTB aka the Time Travelling Telephone Box to go on my little jolly's, so thank cod I won't have to use an airport as I don't think I'd get through security with all the extra covert hardware I travel with! MOL
Furst though I have to do my travel check list:
Oh and I've already had all my travel vaccinations, as mew neffur know and I always think it's better to have the lot rather than risk getting some foreign lurgy which in turn ruins your jolly's!
So where are we going today?
Today pawesome pals we're headed to the magical Scottish wilds in search of Nessie!
So with Mack's travel card ready, I hopped in The TTTB and set the co-ordinates fur the white sandy beaches of Trout Towne.
Last time I went on a little jolly, Miss Dai$y, Mackerull's sisfur joined me on a totally terrific trip to Paris, and mew can read all about our fabulous day out by clicking here!
The flares were on the beach as before to assist my landing, as mew neffur know what could be lurking under the sand!
Young Mackerull was eagerly awaiting my arrival and bounded up to the door and was knocking before I could even open it.
"Dude, take a breath!" I said.
"But Smooch, I've been waiting like, erm 3 minutes and I'm soooooo excited, where are we going?" Mack asked jumping up and down on the spot.
I gave him my most toothiest grin and replied. "Little dude we're going on a monster hunt!"
His eyes were as wide as saucers as he gulped and squeaked. "Monster hunt?"
"Yep fur real dude, we're going in search of The Loch Ness Monster!" I was still grinning. "Are mew ready fur the trip of a lifetime?!"
"Oh boy am I ready!" Mack breathed in awe. "And can I hit the big red button that Miss Dai$y told me about?"
"Mew sure can, so let's get going and find Nessie!" I laughed.
13.56488896511111r seconds later we landed.
Young Mackerull was eagerly awaiting my arrival and bounded up to the door and was knocking before I could even open it.
"Dude, take a breath!" I said.
"But Smooch, I've been waiting like, erm 3 minutes and I'm soooooo excited, where are we going?" Mack asked jumping up and down on the spot.
I gave him my most toothiest grin and replied. "Little dude we're going on a monster hunt!"
His eyes were as wide as saucers as he gulped and squeaked. "Monster hunt?"
"Yep fur real dude, we're going in search of The Loch Ness Monster!" I was still grinning. "Are mew ready fur the trip of a lifetime?!"
"Oh boy am I ready!" Mack breathed in awe. "And can I hit the big red button that Miss Dai$y told me about?"
"Mew sure can, so let's get going and find Nessie!" I laughed.
Inside the TTTB I pointed to a large, red button on the control console. "Mack, take it away dude!"
He smacked the button with his paw and we vanished...
13.56488896511111r seconds later we landed.
I flung the TTTB door open and let Mack step out into the greenest of green lands, he'd neffur seen anything like it.
And this is what happened next...
Mackerull and I had a blast, we ate haggis, got rained on, saw rainbows, climbed castles, hiked over mountain, moor, dale and lots of green stuff. We cruised around the loch, logg-rolled and drank plenty of nip scotch to keep warm! MOL
Dudes when I tell mew, Mack was exhausted when I finally dropped him safe and sound back in Trout Towne and he has a picture to prove we saw the legendary and infamous LOCH NESS MONSTER!
What a trip, and when I say it was epically epic, it truly was!
Dudes when I tell mew, Mack was exhausted when I finally dropped him safe and sound back in Trout Towne and he has a picture to prove we saw the legendary and infamous LOCH NESS MONSTER!
What a trip, and when I say it was epically epic, it truly was!
Thanks so much fur joining Mackerull and I on our epic Highland adventure and I'll be back before mew know it sharing another far flung destination, so Hope Mew can join me!
And if any of mew would like to accompany me on any future excursions which no doubt will be terribly exciting, possibly a little bit dangerous [might be furry dangerous at times] and definitely a once in a lifetime oppurrtunity, send an email to:
deardrbasil @ gmail . com
with Smooch Around The Wurld in the subject line and a nice picture of yourself [which we can clip] plus your name, age and a couple of fun facts about mew, and who knows mew could be joining me on the adventure of a lifetime!
Furry quickly before I go, Shadow is joining me on a Jolly later next week as we head north fur a rather seasonal adventure, so I hope mew can join us fur that!
Until next time
Keep Calm
and
Don't Furget Your Camera
Smooch ~ Wurld Traveller and Adventurer Extraordinaire
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