Non parent – but you only work part time.
Me – you’re right, I ONLY work part time! It’s all Jacuzzi baths and facials in my life.
Just because I only work part time doesn’t mean my job is any easier than yours. By working part time I took a painfully big pay cut. I now earn a fuck load less, I went from being the big earner in our house to permanently saying to Steve “have you got a tenner??”. 
So yeah, I’m a part timer, and a full time Mum, I wipe arses and I don’t even get minimum wage. I’m a counsellor, a nurse, a peace maker and a protestor always rallying for the very best care of my children, and my payment is cuddles and the Niro virus.